Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Steelers Win!

I promise I will get to the post about Tanner's presents, but first I HAVE to post about THE STEELERS KILLING THE BROWNS! Oh man, Mom had to go to a bar to watch the game and DID NOT take us but she told us all about it! I am so excited that I am going to let Tanner talk a LITTLE BIT in this post.

Even though we didn't get to to go watch the game, Mom gave us 2 of those sausages that Sherman sent us!




Oh DOG are these good!!


OMDOG I eated that THing in like 2 seconds and MOm was not even fasterest enough to get one picturE!!!!

Then we got our gear on!


Oh dear, what in the heck are you wearing Doofus?!!!


What do you mean?? I am Wearing all that Steelers stuff!!! GO STEELERS!

I told him he looked like a total Doofus.


I had to remind him that the Steelers were playing the Cleveland Browns, the worst team ever and that Steelers fans HATE the browns. This is where the problem comes in. Tanner is from Ohio, he probably spent two years with a family who cheered for the Browns. AND our Aunt Patty made him a blanket that is Steelers on one side and Browns on the other because he might still want to be a Browns fan when I am not looking. He was more confused than usual and wondered if Aunt Patty might be mad at him for cheering against the Browns.


I told him YOU cannot cheer for those Browns today, bite that dumb browns blanket! So then I told him I would show him what those Steelers do to players in brown and orange.


You tackle them and then you show them who is boss!!!!

OK JOE let me TRY on that Cuztopus in Cleveland COlers!!!!!!!!!

mmhOws thifff?

So I think Tanner gets it and the Steelers KILLED those browns. So TAnner, anything to say to those stinky Browns and Browns fans!?'


WHATSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP LoSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 Stains:

Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Joes...it worked!! All the Steeler gear I sent helped the Steelers stomp on the Browns! What is a Brown anyway? That is the stupidest name ever!

Bring on the 6 Pack!!

Sherman

5:09 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joey: You gotta get that thing off the Doofus head! He looks like a little Russian doll that got kicked out of the group.

Glad your steelers did better than the Cards. Boy is dad bummered?

5:19 PM  
Blogger Russell said...

Go Steelers!

5:28 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

What about those Steelers!!!! Yeah man---that was a terrific game. Tanner dude, we love ya buddy but you look kinda like Babushka in that get up. At least it was Steeler stuff. Those treats looked awesome. We will have to tell Mom about those.
Later dudes--
Ozzie & Rocky

6:29 PM  
Blogger -- The Mullin Clan's Mommy -- said...

Hi-Woo Joey,
After daddy took mommy to ride the horses this morning, he got to watch the beginning of the Stillers game. Then they had to leave to get our hum-grandma. So at least daddy got to listen to the game in the car. He is now watching it on the TV cuz mommy taped it for him. He was soooo very happy that they won. Mommy wanted me to mention that you looked cute in your Stiller gear that Sherman & his group sent to you from PGH. Thank wu for the support of our team.
-Cosmos-

6:39 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Tanner is a cute Doofus in his Steelers bandana. Maybe he should wear it every game if it's good luck. You on the other hand look very cool.

Deefor

6:54 PM  
Blogger Scruffy & Lacie said...

Yinz Guys rocked in your babuskas..you both looked like Polish Grandmas dahn in na Sathside!!! Ahh...the Browns...I, too, hail from Cleveland and Lac from Philly. One whack with Mumsie's Terrible Towel and we don't even remember where we come from...GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOO STEELERS...and the Steel Curtain came DAHN!!!!!!!!!

Cowher Power!!!!!...OOPSIE...that just has such a nice ring to it...

Scruffy
Scruffy

6:55 PM  
Blogger Scruffy & Lacie said...

PS We put that last pic on our desktop. It just silenced us for the awe of it! S&L

6:56 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Erm...that last pikture of Tanner kinda shocked me. :P Go Steelers GO!

7:26 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

hv u ever consider joining the 'fastest eating contest"?

7:35 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Haaa. Tanner look so funny in that last picture. :)


~ Girl girl

7:44 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

hahahahaha! Joey, you are hilarious! And the two of you together make my mom laugh even louder!

8:59 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey
I know how happy you are!! We don't like too much NFL but when we saw that Steelers won, we thought about you!
Great picture of Tanner!
Have a good night
Lorenza

9:09 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Go Steelers!!
I'm so glad youw team won,plus you got those sausages ..wow, you must be thwilled.,but ummm, could you tell Tanner that he looks like a little old lady fwom little Italy in NY when he puts the scawf on his head?

love to see you so happy!
smoochie kisses
Asta

9:30 PM  
Blogger leah said...

well seeing as how HORRIBLE the gross rex man is doing for the bears (how silly of me to assume that he might improve just a wee bit in the off season!), i'm officially declaring the steelers my backup team. so when they're in the superbowl and all us bears fans are sitting around angry at the gross man, at least i'll have a time to cheer for!

joe, cut the doofus some slack -- at least he's wearing the right team, unlike his "baseball jersey" thing!

and that last picture is TOO FUNNY! seriously, how is his mouth that big?!?! how??? it defies all comprehensible proportions to the doofus face! =D

10:22 PM  
Blogger Herbie said...

Tanner looks a little like an old granny with headscarf. :รพ

12:19 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

I think Tanner looks like he should take up knitting. Hope the team you support won.

Simba xx

12:49 AM  
Blogger River said...

Congrats on the Steelers win - sounds like you are all as happy as Doofus looks in that last photo!!

River

2:18 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

We think Tanner has to wear the bandana on his head every Sunday now! He brought the Steelers good luck! We're glad they won for you Joey!

Love ya lots,
Maggie & Mitch

2:35 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Yum! Those sausages look really delicious!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

3:20 AM  
Blogger wally said...

You guys have the greaterest gear and I have to say that Steelers colors look awesome on you--you already COME in Steelers colors (especially if you peed on each other but let's not go there. Have you ever stained your brother?).

But, I can't hate the Brownables because they have a DOG as a mascot and that DOG is a DOGUE and my ma ape loves masteriffs.

wally.

ps. How 'bout them SEASQUAWKS!

4:07 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Joe! I LOVE your picture where you are tackling the cuztopus. I sometimes make a face like that when I am tackling my toys. And Tanner looks really funny in his Steelers gear. Did he put that bandana on himself? I think he might need your help next time.
Love Clover xo

7:24 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

WOOHOO! I didn't get to watch the game either because I was busy hunting for spiders with Mom. Grtandma told us it was a good game though. I love that whassup picture!
Kaos

9:11 AM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

Oh boy,

Great Steelers win and wonderful treats for you guys even if you didn't get to see the game!

Neat Steeler stuff. Tanner looks good in it. But, poor Tanner. Is he always that confused? At least he can root for the Browns safely until they play the Steelers again.

Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

9:27 AM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

Oh, and...

Great last picture!!

Do you always get treats like that when the Steelers win? If so, may they go undefeated!!

Koobuss Kisses, again
Koobie

9:31 AM  
Blogger coco said...

hahahaha!!! tanner is soooooooooo funny with his loser mockery in that girly scarf!

...it's not my style to be mean here, but i think the proper term would have to be "girly doofus" in that scarf.

glad the stealers won! woo hoo stealers! coco

11:00 AM  
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12:35 PM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

I agree with Gus about Tanners head gear!!
Frasier

3:49 PM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

Good job on helping the steelers win.

Frenchie Snorts
balboa

5:05 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

its amazing that Doofus dont take off the headgear.

Love
Boy n Baby

7:55 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Tanner looks seriously deranged in those photos ~ like a crazed Eastern European Babushka Steelers fan! He wears it well, but it's a little disconcerting!

Way to go Steelers! I'm sure you totally helped turn the tide by biting on that Browns blankie! Wish everything worked that way!

Goober love,
Stanley

6:23 AM  

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