Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Day TWO of Joey Palooza and Update on Tanner

Well first of all, the Doof went to the Vet today and the nice lady said she is not overly concerned about the lump but they are going to remove it next friday and send it to the lab to make sure its not cancer or anything major. The lady said because he is so young, it is probably nothing at all. He does not have to go under for surgery, just local. Thank goodness these results did not come on Tanner Tuesday because I would hate to see him try to explain all of this to you guys! Mom is still nervous so everyone has to say nice things about how he will be fine so she doesn't throw up! :)

SO now with that business over, lets get down to the fun!

I got this stuff from Mom and Dad. Our aunt patty bought like a million of those bones for a charity thing and then Mom and Dad found them out here. We LOVE them. The newspaper says Mad, Mad Dog world and Mom always says I am mad. Usually she is right.

I rescued my package from the evil postman and got ANOTHER one! So on the same day I got packages from Boo and Simba, what a coincidence. The post lady asked if I could come in and put my paw print on the card, but Mom said I was home sleeping.

From Boo I got:

This great card

cuz chewy
This freakin AWESOME bone toy made by the Cuz people. They have to put some addictive quality in the rubber in these things, we LOVE them!

breath bones
And, these bones, which Mom says is for good breath. There has been a lot of stuff around here lately for dogs with bad breath, but I just don't know any.

This is from Simba:
bone from simba
I can't wait to try this one!

simba's card
Look at that handsome face!!

Here I am with the cuz bone, I love it, thank you sooo much boo!!

awwe for me?
Then Mom handed me this breath bone. What you talking about lady?! I don't have bad breath!

But it tasted yummy, thanks!

just chew it buddy
I shared one with Tanner, he is the one with the stinky breath. See he has one of the octupus legs in his bed with him!

tanner trying to swallow his hole?
While it may appear that he is trying to swallow it whole, he was just adjusting it. And being a Doofus.

Here is the card from Lillie. What a handsome boston on the front!

Well, Thank you again Simba, Boo, Lillie, Gus, and everyone who wished me a happy birthday. Luckily, it is STILL my birthday!?!

So Tanner goes under the knife next Friday at 4pm MST, so everyone keep him in your thoughts and don't forget to tell my mom not to worry and barf!

24 Stains:

Blogger wally said...

Oooh--sweet prezzies!

Bummer about the Doofus's leg. I've had loads of lumpies in the past and they all turned out to be benign; my vet said lumpies with no further symptoms are usually a) benign or b) in early stages so ok. So nobody should barf! (Except maybe if you get a whiff of Doofus's breath!)


5:51 PM  
Blogger Ike's life said...

Ike's mom here: Tell the Doof to just sit still and it will be all over in a minute and tell your mom the most painful part is paying for the cytology! Good luck with it all!
Ike here:
Happy Joey Palooza day 2!!!!

6:12 PM  
Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

That's a lot of great pressies Joey. :) I wonder what will you get on Day 3?

Mom & I will keep Tanner in our thoughts. And you'll take good care of Tanner too right?

7:18 PM  
Blogger vix said...

WOOOOOO DAY TWO! THE PALOOZA CONTINUES! Happy birthday (officially?) Joey! And Tanner is clearly trying to grow a second Doofus Face on his leg but the vet will take care of it and all will be well again...

7:24 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Lumpy doofus....hahaha...doofus probably just grew the lump so he can get more treats...he will be just fine....i hope the vet bill doesnt come out of your doggy treat better check that out Joey....happy day two by the way....i hope you get lots more pressies tomorrow.....

7:59 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Happy Day 2! Good wishes to Tanner, and Teka says to tell you (and Tanner) that there is lots of nutritional value in human barf, but it is not as tasty as cat poop. She is the one to ask about these things.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Ruby Cupcake said...

Hi everyone!! My friend Saidie Miller said I should add you to my blog, so I did. Talk to you soon!! Chin up for the vet...everything is going to be aaaalllll right!

9:01 PM  
Blogger Boo said...



gosh, i think i have to say this everyday till 9th!

wet wet licks


9:41 PM  
Blogger Freda said...

Hey Joes,

HAPPY BDAYS!!! Sorry I'm late. My humans hae been travelin' arounds spendin' my treat monies. Guess I better go to your place. Wow! What a score! You're reeeallys luckys!

All the bests to Tanner.

Happy BDay, again. Lots of slobbers!


Freda! (Ƨ)

10:14 PM  
Blogger Zach said...

Hey, Joey's Mom .. don't puke! If you do, then puke on the Doofus .. since he caused the worry in the first place, bwa ha ha ... just kidding ... I'm sure he will be just fine ... and so will you ...

10:18 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Hi Joey,
Ok, I have to say this agiab, don't I?? Happy Birthday Joey.. That's a lot of pressies for Day 2 of Joey Palooza!!
Ohh, poor tanner, I sure hope he is ok. Tell ur mum not to worry.. he'll be fine.

11:29 PM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Aw, your poor mum. Luckily my parents aren't squeamish at all. I'm sure Tanner will be just fine.

What another great haul of birthday goodies Joey. I did leave a message asking your mum to send me your address by email but she didn't :-(

Oscar x

2:21 AM  
Blogger Scuba the Muscle Boy said...

Tanner will be fine. Tanner is in my thoughts and I am sending positive energy.

My god that is a lots of pressies. If I miss your birthday, Happy Belated Barkday.

2:22 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

I'm sure Tanner will be fine. Mummys worry too much. Glad you like the pressie, Happy Birthday, again.

Simba xx

2:23 AM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Hope that Tanner will be okay. Wonder what caused the lump in the first place.

Boy n Baby

2:27 AM  
Blogger Luna said...

*whistle* That's a lot of present you have there.


Btw, I find your photos while eating that biscuit/bone with big eyes are very cute.

3:14 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

More great pressies Joey!! You have the bestest friends! We'll be thinking good thoughts for Tanner!

Love ya lots,

3:37 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Happy Happy Happy Joey Days! Hope you're having a great b-day week Joey...looks like you're really makin' out big time!

Tell you Mom not to worry too much about Tanner...he's gonna be fine. He's got all his DogBlog buddies sending him healing thoughts through the internet!!

Ferndoggle & The Dogs

8:24 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

Good Luck to Tanner! I have to go under the knife soon as well! So paws crossed!

Your birthday treats look fun and yummy, how kind everyone is to you!

Jeannie feels sorry for your Mama, she hates to barf too! But she does at the slightest thing........(yuk!)

love Marvin xxxxx

10:24 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Happy birthday, Joey! Again! I think every dog should have a Palooze to celebrate the joy of their entrance into the world....

Sorry about Tanner's leg - he won't have any problems, but your mom might, sounds like. Tell her to stay strong - everything will be all right.

11:10 AM  
Blogger Casey said...

Sorry for posting in your comments section but I couldn't find an email address. Can you contact me via email? It's about your blog being listed on our site.

Again, sorry if leaving this message here is annoying.

12:13 PM  
Blogger A&S said...

We see Joeypalooza is in full swing! still going well? got any more pressies? we sent the one package (but it's more for your mum, sorry), and we are trying to send the sis to get your REAL present tomorrow :-D

how is tanner? maybe we'll have to get him a GET WELL pressie!

5:40 PM  
Blogger Boston Love said...

Happy Birthday(s) Joey! You are incredibly lucky to have that many new toys all at once. It's better than Christmas!

The Doofus will be fine. He's young and strong. Don't make yourself sick Mom.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Sorry to hear about Tanner's lump. I am sure it's benign. Don't worry!

6:13 PM  

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