Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

almost the weekend!

Ok, so it is almost the weekend, but before we get to that...

Today is Wally's Burpday!! Go give him some love!

And...Tomorrow is Boo's Birthday, so send wishes that way too!

But before another second passes, you MUST read this poem from Marvin

The Ballad of Joe Stains and Tanner

This is the ballad of Joe Stains and Tanner
Two Boston Terriers, both mad as hatters!

Every day they make us laugh with their stories,
The fun and the laughter, their triumphs, their glories!

Joe is the master of every dog stain known to man,
and Tanner, well he is just the Doofus, again, and again!

I love both these Doggies, for they are so cool,
They have such adventures and break every rule.

Long may they reign the Blog Airwaves each day,
Reading their funny adventures takes my cares away.

The Doofus can't type and Joe makes the stains
But all us Dog Bloggers wouldn't have it any other way!

The Ballad of Joe Stains and Tanner,
Two Dogs who just can't live without each other!

What a WONDERFUL poem, thank you Marvin.

Since some dogs actually LIKED Tanner's post, I have decided that he can post one day a week...so starting next week, tune in for TANNER TUESDAYS!!


bum looka
Finally, here is a picture of Tanner staring at my BUTT. What a weirdo!

19 Stains:

Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

That is so nice of you to let Doofus blog once a week. You even come up with a nice name for it. But we hope that you might want to teach him more vocabs or he will be going whats upppzzz all the time :)

Love
Boy n Baby

8:20 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Well Joe, no offense to Tanner, but I think I may skip "Tanner Tuesdays" until he matures a bit. Admittedly, a new viewpoint is welcome on occasion, but ....

Also, tell him how impolite it is to blog in capital letters all the time, please. He give me a headache.

So, don't let word of "Tanner Tuesdays" get to Teka please, or we will be having "Teka Thursdays" and who knows what all!

Scary thought for today: If we put Teka and Tanner in a room together, are they smart enough to breed?

8:40 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

And if Teka and Tanner breed, would the outcome be Tekner, Tanka, or Tenner?

8:41 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

my mom thinks you let one RIP just before that picture was taken joey..have a good weekend

8:46 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

Yeah! Tanner Tuesdays!

Of coure, you are way better, Joe, but still!

9:13 PM  
Blogger Herbie said...

Are you SURE you want Tanner Tuesdays? Your readership may start dropping if the new readers start falling in love with Tanner. And they'll all go to his new blog called Doofus Tanner or something.

10:31 PM  
Blogger Fu Fu said...

Joey, that's so nice of you to let Tanner get a day to blog. Yeah will be looking forward to WHATSUP!!!! Tanner Tuesdays. :)

~ fufu

10:56 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

gosh! i hope tanner will use less of watsuuuuuuuuuuuup! hehehe. joey, you better teach him few other words otherwise, there will be watsup on every sentences.

wet wet licks

Boo

11:25 PM  
Blogger Tin Tin Blogdog said...

WhassssSSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP....errrr I mean that's quite an interesting approach to allowing the Doofus to blog along, Joe.

You are one swell doooog.

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo

1:00 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

He's wondering how you got something that large on a little seat.


Simba whatssssssuuupppppp

2:25 AM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

How old is Tanner anyway? He does need to work on his blogging skills. Even baby Jaffa has got the hang of it!

Hope he's left your butt alone by now.

Licks
Oscar x

2:49 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

That's really so kind of you Joey to allow Tanner Tuesday! Tanner staring at your butt must be giving him ideas for his second posting! hehehehe Can't wait!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

3:31 AM  
Blogger wally said...

joey,
marvin is truly a master poet. i tried to write a limerick but couldn't find a word to rhyme with "doofus." (goofus? poopus?)

and gus is right--tanner tuesdays might set a bad precedent. i don't want my sister blogging and letting out all my deep dark secrets! fortunately "ethel" doesn't alliterate (not actually a verb) with anything.

wally.

4:31 AM  
Blogger Adventures of Bismarck said...

Well Joe, I think it is genius of you to do Tanner Tuesdays. You keep him from hacking you again and you get to edit and approve all of his entries before they get published. Very smart.

6:56 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Marvin is one incredible poet, isn't he? He should be published!
Luv,
Dave

2:37 PM  
Blogger Waylon & Willie - the Boston Terrier brothers said...

Willie says WHATSSSUPPPPP and Waylon says that Tanner Tuesdays will encourage Willie to want is own blog

6:54 PM  
Blogger Jasper said...

Nice poem!
Tanner Tuesdays? Hummmm, I'll keep watching!
Jasper

5:50 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

hey Joe! Thanks for the mention! My Mama and me love your blog, we check on it every day, it makes us laugh so so so much!

I think Tanner is staring at your butt because he realises (in his own sweet but dim way) it is something admirable. Perhaps he sees your Butt as something to aim at..........!

An ambition or such like. Perhaps when he goes to bed and ponders in a Doofus like way, he thinks to himself......

"WHhAtsuuuUpppppppppppppppp!

I must get a Joey Butt!"

love and licks Marvin xxxx ps so glad you like my poem!

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe...thanks for letting the Doof blog once a week. We're looking forward to Tanner Tuesdays. His first attempt is hilarious!

After the "Tanner Incident" our cats now have a new house rule...no dogs small enough to fit under the bed.

Tanner...We miss you, too!?!

Marvin...Excellent poem!

Aunt Patty

7:42 AM  

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