Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, July 19, 2010

Flat Brutus has more fun than I do

So this Flat Brutus guy is pretty cool except he gets to go places that I do not! WTF?

 Flat Brutus in the pool
He went to a BBQ at our friend Brandon's house, granted there is a pool there, which I HATE, but STILL! I could have sat on the grass and guarded the grill...

I figured Brandon must not like having real dogs at his house, which is why we could not go...

Dozer watches over the grill
But oh no...what is that sitting by the grill area???

Dozer and Flat Brutus
HOLY CRAP it is my booootiful old friend Dozer and she is hanging out with Flat Brutus. I think Brutus even got her phone number?!

WTF?!?!?! Grrrrr I am not talking to my parents for a while...jerks!

22 Stains:

Blogger Lacy said...

hmmm, how cood they treat u and tanner soo bad, its just wrong in sooo many ways..

b safe,

7:32 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Sure Flat Brutus is enjoying being there!
You need to have a talk with your parents about going to a place where you two can be included!
Kisses and hugs

7:36 PM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

You got to admit it though Joe. That Flat Brutus seems to be one cool little guy:)

7:58 PM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Ruh-roh. Flat Brutus better be careful - jealousy can get ugly! He is an excellent floater, your dad could have let him loose in the pool! Hope you didn't get any ideas from Ambrose... Tell your parents they need new friends that invite the WHOLE family to the pool party (but then you might have to go swimming, hope you are more buoyant that we are)!

Brutus & Carmen

8:05 PM  
Blogger Donna said...

Wow, that Flat character really goes places. I bet u could win in wresslin, though. :)

9:43 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

do you think that flat brutus got a flat burger or a flat hotdog..he is so lucky

10:31 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

That Brutus is a real hit with the ladies!

1:11 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Looks like that Flatty is having a great time.

Simba and Jazzi xx

1:42 AM  
Blogger Duke said...

Flat Brutus always has all the fun! This is so not right, Joey!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

2:19 AM  
Blogger Kari in Alaska said...

in this heat how can you not like pools?

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2:31 AM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Oh well, if it is as hot there as we think it is, you were probably a lot better off at home. Nice of the parents to be giving FB a good time.

Thanks for your good thoughts for TD - he is doing much better although he keeps closing his eye - guess he doesn't think too much of that filmy ointment.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

6:41 AM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

Oh snap! And Flat Brutus isn't even wearing a tuxedo like you!

8:25 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Dozer is gorgeous! But I don't know how I feel about your referring to her as beautiful. I might be jealous.


9:09 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

It's the heat Joey!

Woo know THAT!

As I paw this khomment, Auntie Di's plane should be ready to khrakhk the blast furnace air and land -

Please take good khare of her -


10:24 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Wow - Flat Brutus dropped in for a visit - did he get to meet Cowboy Pig?

Don't let your folks taking him to the pool party and hanging with Dozer create any hard feelings - he'll soon be on his way to his next stop - be sure to take him by the vet's he might need a little check up...


4:36 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Dozer sure is a looker!

7:57 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Wow, your flat friend is really living it up. That's totally not fair, is it??

8:18 PM  
Blogger Peppy Sheppys said...

We are calling the SPCA about your treatment. Unfortch they tend to hang up on us since last time we called to complain because it was 5:01 and we hadn't had dinner yet. I hope your parents brought you some things from the grill for penance. If not, it may be time for a stain.
Sheps w/Pep and Otis.

4:42 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

This is most unfaiw

I don't undewstand youw pawents..they don't take you to baseball games, they don't take you to BBQs WTF????Wanna come move in wif us?
smoochie kisses

12:02 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

HA this kid is smooth with all the moves.... Love A+A

3:19 PM  
Blogger Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

We bet Dozer doesn't have the word "Stains" in her name. Ya think that's why you're not invited? BOL.
XX-BabyD and Hootie

1:15 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

What is with that flat dude? He is totally partying wherever he goes. I want to get me some of that.


5:48 AM  

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