Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, July 11, 2010't.....think

OK, it is like SO hot here. Like 110 in the day and then the LOW of 90 at night.

Tanner appears to be melting to his little bed...

I sure hope he doesn't get stuck to that thing!!

I told Mom that we need a vacation. She said those cost too much so we need a STAYcation.

WTF is that?

She said we can escape to paradise. That sounds ok...

Yes, I definitely thing she is on to something...what is that thing??

OH DEAR it is some kind of freakazoid Lacie Beast smoothie maker?! I hope this doesn't attract the beast to my house like some kind of intoxicating magnet?!

I am going to go hide under my snuggle ball until that machine is safely back in the garage where it belongs.

24 Stains:

Blogger Mango said...

Beware of blenders. They are tools of the BEAST.


4:03 PM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

mmm yummy margaritas

4:31 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I would be worried. But I will beat the crap out of her if she harasses you.


5:01 PM  
Blogger Peppy Sheppys said...

OMD! Is that a margaritarator? Did you know (true story) that that is the NUMBER THREE search term that brings people to our search (from google)???? CRAZY!

Sheps w/Pep

ps. Our ape uses the blender to make us ice creams. You should most def make a similar suggestion to your ape. Make sure she puts in plenty of tequila.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Poor baby..I think you are mellllllttttingggg. Bet the Margarita will do the trick
Benny & Lily

6:46 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Be careful with that thing!
We have the same temps here! Ewwww!
Kisses and hugs

6:51 PM  
Blogger Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

If woo head to the airport...

And then fly in with Auntie Di...

Just THINK how much khloser to SB woo will be!!!

PeeEssWoo: I just KNOW woo will get The Beastie's 'brain' churning!

6:54 PM  
Blogger dewdana said...

Ohhh that is bound to help the heat! Say Joe... I did not know you were starring in a commercial until I happened over to the thundershirt website and you are featured in the video! I hope you got some royalties or at least a free shirt or something!

8:11 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Wow - and we thought 75 degree lows were bad!
Maybe an exciting visit from Lacie wouldn't be all that bad, guys?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:22 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

I know you two will enjoy the wonderful land of margeritaville.

Stay cool,


5:01 AM  
Blogger Gus said... are right to be cautious!


5:33 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello joey its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am pritty shoor that is sum sort of teleportayshun deevise no dowt it wil tayk yoo away to margaritaville but wil it bring yoo bak??? that is the kwestchun!!! ok bye

7:39 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Hey Big Joe -

Just heard you guys lost the "BIG BOSS" of baseball this morning - sorry to hear about George passing - will say a prayer.

Hope this does not affect the teams' playing...

So sorry...


11:14 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

Hey - you can come over here to cool down! If you stay with us it must be a STAYcation, right? ;)


12:29 PM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

I do believe you are right - Tanner DOES look like he's melting. Hmmm, and I thought I read somewhere that the melting point for Bostons was like 120F.... Frenchies have a MUCH lower melting point, closer to 80F. BOL. Pour me a one of those margaritas, will ya??

Brutus the Frenchie

4:45 PM  
Blogger ♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Maybe Mom is whipping up some cool smoothies for you two. It is so hot here too and our a/c broke again for the second time in three weeks AND it is only six weeks old. It will be a hot night here tonight.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder,and Ciara

5:07 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

oh now my momma loves the look of that kitchen contraption!

6:27 PM  
Blogger Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

That is some major fancy blender Joe!! Daddy is here in farrr N.Idaho now and the temp today was 65degrees...He goes back to skin- melting Phoenix next week. We hope Tanner doesn't stick to his bed.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD and Hootie

9:15 PM  
Blogger Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

ps-I think you'd be lucky to have that gorgeous LacieBeast visit you...she's a babe!!!
Her True Admirer,

9:17 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

I think you need LOTS and LOTS of ice cubes!

9:25 AM  
Blogger Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I think Dennis is right - that will take you to Margaritaville, but the REAL question is do you WANT to come back?!? In the meantime, I've have your humans pull out some ice packs for you to nap on. (Or is it only my humans who hurt themselves so often that our freezer is stacked with reusable ice packs?!?)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

10:07 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Thats a very handsome blender/dealie machine, Joe. What ever you can make with alcohol, you can also make WITHOUT alcohol which would be way better for you boys!

I will be glad to see autumn on the way, myself.


2:05 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Yep keep your pies peeled. That blender mmight be a Lacie Magnet but boys you two as always look total babe magnets.Even when you're a little melting round the edges. That's bad. Reckon your side of the pee is tilting closer to the sun or something...hmmm...cos of a doggie with a big back end ??

Wiry love Eric xxxx

4:23 PM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Our Uncle Steve was just telling us about these. Do they make them in purple? (We're sure Lacie has already asked.)

Headed to Margaritaville in PCB to find out. (It's right by the dog beach! wahooo!)

Thanks for sticking with us,
Jake and Fergs

8:52 PM  

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