Flat Brutus has more fun than I do
So this Flat Brutus guy is pretty cool except he gets to go places that I do not! WTF?
He went to a BBQ at our friend Brandon's house, granted there is a pool there, which I HATE, but STILL! I could have sat on the grass and guarded the grill...
I figured Brandon must not like having real dogs at his house, which is why we could not go...
But oh no...what is that sitting by the grill area???
HOLY CRAP it is my booootiful old friend Dozer and she is hanging out with Flat Brutus. I think Brutus even got her phone number?!
WTF?!?!?! Grrrrr I am not talking to my parents for a while...jerks!