Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Tuesday Stain Report

So yesterday our uncle came home and found the cat house thing that mom got us, smashed. The tag was also ripped off. Seeing as how Tanner was locked in his cage, I am being blamed for this. I am quite sure that I had to have been in some sort of trance to perform this defiant act.

cat house SMASHED

Perhaps I got the cat scratch fever??? I have seen some cats in our yard recently...

Here is the tag, but still, this is not conclusive evidence.

Even though mom was kind of ticked off, she made us a good dinner.

She took this stuff, which is the same brand as our usual food, and added some pumpkin and bulgur wheat.

It looked like that

The doofus loved it!

he started by the bar stools
Please note he started eating by the barstools, travelled all the way to the end, smashed into the regular food bowl...

tanner and his bowl on the move
And ended up in the corner.

I am just making sure he didn't need help finishing his dinner :)

22 Stains:

Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

ummmmm once again your dinner looks just delicious! Doofus needs a rubber mat for his food bowl!

Love ya lots,

1:43 PM  
Blogger Murphey said...

I also have been FALSELY accused of MANY crimes in our household. I will be more than happy to come and defend you, remember, they have no proof it was you!

Murph the Lawyer Dog

1:43 PM  
Blogger Elevated said...


Man the dogs are eating better than me!

4:42 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh my god JOey..something is definately going on...yesterday morning dad woke up and found 3/4 of an apple pie...well the bottom crust of an apple pie on the floor...and right away..cuz the cat is his little princess...who do you think gets blamed......

4:43 PM  
Blogger Myeo said...

ooh that dinner looks yummy. Doofus needs a plate stopper (wonder do they have such a thing)

Boy n Baby

6:41 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I say glue the bowl and the doofus to the floor.

I guess that cat house thingie was poorly constructed to just fall apart like that! Looks like your Mom needs to get a refund.

Bussie Kissies

6:57 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joe: My sister E.Rabbit says that perhaps the Borrowers have moved from our house to yours. She says they used to do all kinds of bad things at our house, but since she and E.Beth left home, the Borrowers have also left! There are books about them for your mom to read, in case she thinks E.Rabbit made them up

7:33 PM  
Blogger Lacey said...

Joey, if you are going to smash things, and Tanner has an alibi, then you need to shove the broken thing under the couch, and pretend to find it later when Tanner can get in trouble. I try doing that to BLU all the time.

8:38 PM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...


why is tanner in the crate? you know, if you want to destroy something, u should let him out AFTER you destroy the thing so that you won't be blamed!

wet wet licks


8:50 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Uhhh.. you certain it wasn't you?!
Your dinner looks so yummy.. can I come over sometime for dinner please?? Pretty please??..

8:56 PM  
Blogger Fu Fu said...

Joey, they got no proof that YOU did it. The food looks yummy

~ fufu

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooh looks like you can get away with tearing up the house! your mama even made you the same yummy din din as doofus!


9:56 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

WOW! That looks like the best dinner EVER!

10:34 PM  
Blogger Khady Lynn said...

That looks so much better than my diet food with green beans! I do like pumpkin too! My human buys these "desert" things at Petsmart, that come in pumpkin pie, and apple torte, and carrot cake! I let her spoon feed them to me cuz they are SOOOO yummy!


11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could start the Brotherhood of the Traveling Food Bowl! Chani would qualify but she's a girl.

Good job on the cat house. It was an insult anyway ... buying a dog a cat house.

11:37 PM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Did anyone see you do it? Then they can't prove a thing.

Simba xx

1:46 AM  
Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey guys,

Big congrats on the Awesome Blog award win :-) Please send us your email address so we can forward your award graphic to you :-)


4:16 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Your dinner looks yummlicious!


6:28 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Wow. Have you been around Chief? Maybe you got CSF from him? You guys need to be careful!!! What's your first thought when I say "tuna"?

6:54 AM  
Blogger wally said...

good lookin' dinner!

doofus must have hypnotized you and forced you to destroy the cathouse. i think the doofus-face is actually part of his hypnotic trickery. beware.


9:06 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oooooh you should open a restaurant.....

Joe Stains - "Delicious Stuff and You Get Enough!"

"Pretty Plates While You Wait"

"Slogans For You - And The Doofus Too!"

oh I have taken it all too far now......

love and licks Marv xxxxx

3:32 PM  
Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said...

I love pumpkin - it's my "heroin"

4:48 PM  

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