Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Tannerversary...

So guys, this is TAN TORKELSON...this Friday is my TANNERVERSARY! I have been living in ARIZONA with that Joe Stains for FIVE years. Can you even believe it?!?! Five years ago that nice aunt Patty drove me all the way from OHIO to live here with my new family because some jerks in OHIO sent me to jail. Guess what I get as a present for my Tannerversary?!?!

AUNT PATTY! She is coming here to visit me!! Well, Joey said she is visiting my FAMILY too, but I think its just to celebrate MY Tannerversary!

Mom says I have made her laugh and smile a WHOLE lot in the last 5 years. Here are some reasons why...


WHATTSSSSSSUUUUP

Doofus FACE

big tongue

doofus

Mom said she wants to share one of her most favoriterest pictures of me ever...

Tanner toes

WTF that is just my FEET! Humans are so weird.

Five Years of Tan Torkelson....OUT

27 Stains:

Blogger ♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

A very happy Tannerversary to you, Tanner. You have a great smile and we are sure that life in your house has been a blast since your arrival. Joey may not feel the same way but we know he still loves you.

HOpe you all have a great visit with your Auntie.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

9:50 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Happy Tannerversary!!

What wonderful gift Aunt Patty is....

We agree with your Mum's choice of photos...It's a great shot of you - you don't look too fat or too skinny or too doofus or too annoying to Joe or roid raging.....

We also like the pic of you & your Dad driving in the truck with you helping him watch the road....

Enjoy & pawty hard when Aunt Patty gets there....

Give Joe a big AIREKISS for us...

12:07 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, happy taNNERVERSARY to uuu..wow, aunt patty coming to c u, how cool is that...do u gits ice cream and cake for ur day??

b safe,
~rocky

12:13 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Happy Tanaversary!!! How exciting! I can't believe it's been 5 years already!
That's so cool that Aunt Patty is coming to celebrate with you! She's the BEST! Is she also coming to celebrate that the Browns won their game?!?!?
Play bows,
Zim
PS: My mom loves that shot of your feety-feet!

12:37 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

How do we know those are really YOUR feet? Maybe they're Joey's feet. This calls for an investigation!

12:38 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

we love you tanner and look forward to lots more attitude loves and licks

2:01 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Happy Tannerversary!
5 years?? Wow! Time flies!
Sure these have been 5 years of happiness for all your family... Joey included!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

2:38 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Well congrats Mr. T and to your Tannerman-aversary
Benny & Lily

3:17 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy almost Tannerversary, Tanner!
We love the shot of your feetsies!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

3:27 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Happy Tannerversary! We love the photos your mom picked out. Oh, and our Muzzer and Dad came home today like "oh Wow, we met the cover girl from the 2008, 2009 Boston Terrier calendar. We bet if Joey and Tanner come to visit, we can get them introduced." And I said..."WTF! What about ME?"

Ahem. I will not repeat what she said to avoid spreading the gross libel and misdemeanor character assassination in her answer.

Suffice it to say, if you come to visit, we can fix at least one of you up with a hot chick.

gussie

4:54 PM  
Blogger Sharper said...

Yay! Happy Tannerversary to you!

5:09 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Aunt Patty is a wonderful present and we are sure you have brought 5 years of laughs and joy to your family. Well except for Joey maybe.

6:08 PM  
Blogger Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Happy Tannerversary!!!!!

There are khwite a few feet pikhs in my portfolio too -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra and Khousin Merdie
PeeEssWoo: Hey Joey - maybe woo khan help Aunt Patty pakhk when she's ready to go - and tukhk a little B/W something in her suitkhase *WINK!*

6:24 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Five years? Joey should get a medal or something for putting up with your doofiness for that long.

But I do kind of want to just shout it out...

HAPPY TANNERVERSARY! WHAAAAATS UP?

Hey, that felt great. Maybe you are on to something.

Slobbers,
Mango

6:46 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Tanner....your feetsies are so darn cute...i can understand
why your mommer likes them so much...and i cant wait to spend another fiver years seeing you...you are just the funnerest little guy ever

6:48 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Five years!!! That is awesome Tanner mate. Congrats!!!!

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

3:57 AM  
Blogger Petey said...

Careful there Tanner, maybe Aunt Patty's coming to take you back to Ohio for the next 5 years! Have a fun celebration with her!

Your pal,

Petey

5:54 AM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Happy Tannerversary!! It's a celebration for all of us, since we all love you Tanner!!

8:46 AM  
Blogger Peppy Sheppys said...

Happy Tannerversary. What are you getting Joe for rescuing you? Maybe a CORGI BRUDDER!

Sheps w/Pep

9:41 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Happy Tannerversary, Tan Torkelson!
What did your name used to be or did they just call you Doofuss all the time?
Its great Aunt Patty is coming and don't worry because nobody is going to send you back to Ohio or pack you up in her suitcase. Joe might try but your Mom wouldn't let it happen.

Cheers for your years!

Stella

11:13 AM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

So. Are we still friends? Even though it's been like AGES since we've been around. And Moma doesn't even let us snoop around on that twitterplace anymore, either? Lucky for us we got here in time to wish you a happy Tannerversary (how come blogger doesn't like that word?). We hope it was a VERY SPECIAL day. For Aunt Patty (we've got an Aunt Patty, too) AND for you. Five years is a great milestone. (Thank dogness it hasn't been five years since we were last here. We already feel like we've missed a lot.)

BTW. Remember how we had trouble getting your bloggie address right so your updates show in our sidebar? Well. It's a problem again. You sit at the bottom of our list. And never budge. And we KNOW you two are out and about. Can you help again?

Your staining cousin,
Jake (Fergi made me say that) and Fergi

(I HATE it that OurNinaGirl has left me alone. And I have my special ways of showing it ...)

1:10 PM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

Happy Tannerversary!


Don't forget, we moved to http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

1:59 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Who is that thin dog in the second to last pic. BOL!
Ike
Pee S - happy Tannerversary!

6:45 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

Hooray for your Tannerversary and for five years! That is how long I have had a Mr. Jason, so I think it's a nice length of time. Those photos are awe.some.

7:34 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tanner
Now that is a weason to celebwate!!!
Youw pawents awe so lucky that you adoptewated them and awe thewe always to cheew them and make them laugh..I bet aunt Patty is coming just fow you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

8:23 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Oh Tanner, Even I have to admit, you are pretty funny and have cute paws. But don't tell Joey.

xo
SB

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Pet Sitting Los Angeles said...

WOW!! Nice photo collection I love it Nice Really happy.

Thank you for post.

9:35 AM  

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