Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Duck and Cover

So the LACIEBEAST has been leaving comments about going on a FREAKIN DATE with her instead of watching the Super Bowl since OUR Steelers are not playing. So I just completely ignored her and pretended like I never saw the message. I think it WORKED guys. I just gotta remember to not answer the door today at all.

So Mom has some bird feeders in our yard that I have told you guys about before, but if you are new here are some of the COOL birds we get...

These guys are Love Birds, like Sophie and I but not as good looking. Arizona has a huge feral population of these birds, and nobody knows how they got here. Mom gets real excited when they come to the feeders.

We also get these guys which are red winged black birds. They are super awesome looking.

Well, yesterday we had the most unexpected visitor to the feeder ever...

WTF?! Don't worry, I barked my head off at that stupid cat and he took off like a rocket. Nobody gets to chase the birds at our feeder but ME! oh and Tanner, but really, like he has a chance!! omdog, if that CAT can get up there...what if the LacieBeast could too?!?! I am going to go hide in my snuggle ball now....

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Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Even though we dearly love Lacie, and we don't believe a word anybody says bad about her, that picture is enough to give me nightmares. I don't think I'll be coming back until this post is way down at the bottom of your page. I need my beauty sleep.

Hoping nothing but the best for you,
Jake (and Fergi)

12:11 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joe...tell Tanner Lacie is coming for a date with HIM, then run and hide?


2:19 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

Have you been watching the puppy bowl? Maybe she thinks it is a birthday date.
Sally Ann

3:28 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

You have some beautiful birds in your yard, Joey. But that cat has to go - that last picture has us really worried for your sake.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

3:33 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
All those are beautiful brids...
An interesting cat...
And... and... Lacie there... errr....
well... she does not look happy!
Yes... go inside, watch the game and don't open the doors!
Kisses and hugs

4:03 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

watch your backside joey it seems there's more than one type of bird after ya

4:50 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

Did that poor orange tomcat turn into the Laciebeast? Poor dude.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

"Catroy Was Here"

5:41 PM  
Blogger Holly and Khady said...

The birds are very pretty! The cat is evil!!


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Blogger Petey said...

Well, that last shot is one way to slim down Tanner—he'd be running like an Olympian to get away!!!

Those birds are gorgeous. Lovebirds and just in time for Valentine's Day. We see red-winged blackbirds in the marsh down here and some blue birds too. And we still have daily visits from our cardinal Wolsey, who pecks on the windows every single day!

Check out the Stains® Award nominee on my blog post today!

Your pal,


7:30 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'll send my Khousin Abby ovFUR to help with THAT Beastie Khreature (and I don't mean THE KHAT)!

PeeEssWoo: Auntie Di LOVES the hummingbirds that hang out at her feeder -

7:39 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Joey...what an attractive birdie that last creature is...and did you KNOW IT'S HER BIRTHDAY????

Well, tomorrow...I'll be three...yeppers...21 in hooman I can finally have a sip of my famous smoothies....

I do have a Valentine's Day card for you that I bought like a month ago and I just might not mail it since you were ignoring me...

So what did ya think bout the game...did you see that totally adorable Colt's player "Lacey?" I'm just wondering....

Hey, I stained the carpet in the basement tonight AND STANLEY TRIED TO EAT IT...Mumsie totally freaked out on him...she said there's only gonna be one dog in this house poop eatin' and it wasn't going to be him...he's been hiding for the rest of the night...sheesch...

Ya want some Burgh snow? We have extra. Like lots extra.

Got two feet yesterday...sheesch....

BTW, were HOT HOT HOT in that steamin' video that you and Mango and the other boys made...the expression on you face was priceless...does Sophie know about that????

XXOO Laciegirlie

7:54 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Some scary photos there. You have a lot going on in your yard. Those birdies sure are pretty.


p.s. I voted for you! Best Bad Sport!

8:23 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

OMD! I just had a heart attack looking at that last pic! You better hide really well and pay Tanner not to reveal your location? You might need to build a bomb shelter.

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Huskee and Hershey said...

LOL.. that's a great post Joey!
The color of those Love Birds are so pretty... Thank goodness you chased that kitty away!

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Work at Home said...

Wow nice pictures. I love those birds and dog. :) Keep on posting. I enjoy reading your blog.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Dog Training Fort Collins said...

Wow great pictures! Keep on posting. I love the dog and birds in the pictures. :) Keep it up.

12:55 AM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

But the birds are safe right?

~ Bae

2:58 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Never fear! I think she has become Norwood obsessed, but in any case, she is so stuck in the snow that you are safe for a bit.

Just in case, better add some sniper towers to your estate.


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5:39 AM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

darn cats always going where they dont belong!

12:55 PM  
Blogger wally said...

HOLY COW! Those are some GREAT birds! But now how are you going to get rid of Lacie Beast?

wally t.

6:04 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

WOW! Those love birds are so beautiful! And the red-winged blackbirds, too! And ... all of them! I like the cat, too!
Play bows,
PS: Lacie scares me.......

7:08 PM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Are those love birds? r green parrots? We have some of the latter that escaped years ago and have since colonized in various parts of the region.

Scary beastie photo --

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

2:32 PM  

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