Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

My entry for the Bad Sport dog group...

First of all, you have through the weekend to leave your comments on my 1000th post to be eligible for the prize! We will pick a winner on Monday!

The judge of the Bad Sport group at Mango Minster, Ike, the super, fabulous, handsome, intelligent and wise Ike, asked us to post an entry on our blog for why we should win the bad sport group.

He said we should post a photo to explain why we should win...well, I can do better than are SEVERAL...

Joey is inspired by all of the fun going on in the house and he decides to hump a pillow
Here I am getting my hump on while my pal Rog was visiting.

joey does not like to party
Here I am with a MAJOR hangover. Only Bad Sports get hangovers!!

Joey the biker dude.
I have a (p)Leather jacket!! Only tough and bad dudes have those!!

Joey was really scared during the storm and lived up to his stain name
Of course there is that whole pawesome STAINING thing I do! What GOOD dog would do something like that?!

Oh and um...

joey having fun
Sometimes I beat up girls! Now if that doesn't make me the obvious winner I don't know what does!!!

50 Stains:

Blogger The OP Pack said...

Oh yeah, Joey, you are such a bad sport:)) Good luck with your entry - you did a great job.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

7:30 PM  
Blogger Petey said...

I think the "I beat up girls" shot is the clear winner. You've got my vote!

Your pal,


7:36 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

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7:55 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

oh sheesh i told momma not to enter me in the bad sport category cos you gonna nail it - i got another bad sport example for you - not making me the winner last year when you said you couldn't tell my front end from my back end... ouch!

my entry's post was yesterday if you wanna get an eye full...

may the best sport win! oh and dude that girlie looks like she's holding her own arf arf arf

7:58 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Did you say this about Ike:

The judge of the Bad Sport group at Mango Minster, Ike, the super, fabulous, handsome, intelligent and wise Ike

Great sukhk up!

Good lukhk!


8:26 PM  
Blogger kissa-bull said...

b b b b badddd to the bone !!!

8:33 PM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

BOL!! Love the hangover pic!! And that stain looks a lot like a stingray - I'd say you are pretty artistic, Hoe!! But that whole beating up the ladies thing...errrrrr. A bit of advice - don't take on a Frenchie lady - they are VICIOUS!!

Brutus the Frenchie

8:42 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Okay Joe, Although i totally think you should win this category, it has nothing to do with the beating up girls thing, because if you ever tried to beat me up, I would kick your ass from AZ to Canada.


8:50 PM  
Blogger Holly and Khady said...

If you don't win Joe, then the voting has to be rigged!

You are the "biggest" bad sport dog around!!


8:53 PM  
Blogger Wild Dingo said...

dooooode.... the beating up girls thing... oh that's over the top bad. if that doesn't win you...

that's just plan bad.
wild dingo

9:22 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Joey mate, what with beating up on that pretty little Boston gal...hmmmm could be a winning shot there buddy.

Noah x

2:15 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Wow! You beat up on girls, Joey! Yup, you're clearly a bad sport!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:28 AM  
Blogger MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Yep Joey, you got it won. Love the hangover pic but did you have to fight with that girl?


4:27 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

I don't know, Joey, some of those bad sports appear to have been bribing Ike. Can you imagine.

Love the humping. You could go to PeeWee's camp hump a lot and fit right in.


5:24 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Sheeeshhh Joe:

What's up with the picking on the chicks?

Yes, several of the other pics clearly show you as a BAD Sport - but Anger Management might be in your future - We think Jack Nicholson might be available to get you lined out - whoa on second thought you don't need to pick up on any of Jack's habits....



5:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha that last picture is hilarious.

5:50 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

No one stands a chance next to you Joey!

6:23 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

the (p)leather jacket says it all! The others are mere decoration.


6:49 AM  
Blogger michelle said...

i had forgotten that party hat pix. love it.

but the best is the last pic from the dog park.

6:55 AM  
Blogger Pearl said...

You are awfully bad, Joey. This will be stiff competition!!

7:52 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Go Joe! And I want one of those black jackets. It would go with my Harley hat.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

you are a bad sport. beating up girls is bad!

11:28 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

the mention of Stains, brought me to you blog, so long ago, I cannot remember. But your stains were so beauteous to me, Marvin.

You were the only dog I ever met, who admitted to Stains........

since then I have been a faithful follower or your stainability!

Good luck with your entry, and I am raising a glass of rather pleasant Talisker to you Joe!

The Stain Master of All Time!

Marvin xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1:36 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Joe - You ARE the Stain Master!
Hey, I hung out most of the day yesterday with a Boston Terrier named Preston. Do you know him? He was so cool. Very calm and totally cool. We had a blast. Except for the whole "being at the vet's" part of the equation!
Play bows,

2:18 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh are one bad sportin' dude...what can we say...

I've decided to come by and kiss you for ever postie you've done...


Note to chappiestick...

Little Laciegirlie

4:44 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Yes, and I will kisses Tanner too...even if he is a doofus....

4:45 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Joe. You rock. I can't say much more than that.

wally t.

5:47 PM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

What a stain there, Joey! Well, the Stillers sure blew it this year, didn't they?!?! Hope they practice & git their heads back wif the game for next futball season. R daddy & Erin were "big mad" at them!

-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-

6:59 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
All those are very good examples of a Bad Sport Dog!
You sure know how to do it!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs

7:32 PM  
Blogger Duffy said...

Nuff said. YOU WIN!!!!!

7:42 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello joey its dennis the vizsla dog hay hav yoo thawt abowt going into politiks??? yoo wood be perfect for it i think!!! ok bye

11:08 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

All I can say is I'm glad I'm not the judge fow youw cat e gowy..I wouldn't be able to be wock!!!
smoochie kisses

11:11 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

OMdoG.. if you don't win this award Joey, I don't know who else will! You beat up a girl?? LOL...
Well done and good luck!

12:09 AM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

mom won't read us this one.. she's just laughing and shaking her head. What's going on?
your pals, M&M

12:25 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

No way we can choose -- but we do want to tell you how much we enjoy all of your posts (despite a certain disconnect when it comes to baseball fandom)and how awed we are at what goes into 1000 posts.

Those posts are




Super duper congratulations for your heroic and persistent achievement!!

And good luck on your MangoMinster entry!!

Jake and Just Harry

2:50 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

That sting ray pee stain really puts you in the running.

5:58 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

woofs, looks like all winners to me...hmm, me dont think u wood bribe a judge, heehee wood ya??

b safe,

10:46 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Some dog who was at the park and saw you said you were DANCING with that cute little Boston. Some dog said there was music playin'.

Whats the story, Joe?


11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


3:54 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

Happy 1,000th post! How exciting! Love love the leather jacket. Looks so cool.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Definitely you are the baddest sport ever. (I could be a close second I think) Great interview too. You really took care of that reporter.

10:06 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Hey buddy - you better go check out Doyle and Mollie's blog. There's some pretty damning evidence there about you. Tell me it's not true!

11:24 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

hi joey
it's mollie here... i'm rather embarrassed to say it but cos i've got a huge puppy crush on tanner (and hope he may rescue from a lifetime in a cupboard!) i think it only fair to warn you doyle has been mastering his bad sport skills.

11:37 PM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening JOEY
It is wonderful, and is necessary to move on the weekend. :D

from loved ume tyan

4:54 AM  
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11:34 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Bad and Nasty.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Sam and Pippen said...


You are one bad dude, for sure!

A word to the wise though... let the girls beat you up, it's a lot more fun! and might help your 'pillow fixation' problems...

your buds,
Sam and Pippen

3:33 PM  
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3:03 AM  
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7:09 AM  
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1:16 AM  

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