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GUYS!!! I have a SUPER SERIOUS public nouncement to make!!
There is new EVIL furniture that EATS YOUR CUZ and does not give them back to you no matter how much you FIGHT IT!!!
OMDOG Could you SEE ME?! I was furiously trying to free the CUZ!
EVEN that Joe Stains COULD NOT get the Cuz out!!?! WTF?! Please beware of these furnitures ok?! P.S. UMM if you called and tried to leave a message...our answering machine kinda may not be ummm working quite like it is sposed to...probably because that EVIL FURNITURES killed it.
AND ANOTHER THING... I think Petsmart is doing strange things in their 'Pet DayCare' center...I think it is some CRAZY science lab. not a crazy humpmeister Lab like Dexter...but like Honey I Shrunk the Dog Lab...
OMDOG! Seriously, that one dog is like SO TINY and that other dog is like SO GIANT then the other two are OBVIOUSLIATELY CLONES!!
PLease Beware of these VERY scary and dangerous things I have discovered.
Tan Torkelson investigativering reporter OUT