Tanner Public Services
GUYS!!! I have a SUPER SERIOUS public nouncement to make!!
There is new EVIL furniture that EATS YOUR CUZ and does not give them back to you no matter how much you FIGHT IT!!!
OMDOG Could you SEE ME?! I was furiously trying to free the CUZ!
EVEN that Joe Stains COULD NOT get the Cuz out!!?! WTF?! Please beware of these furnitures ok?! P.S. UMM if you called and tried to leave a message...our answering machine kinda may not be ummm working quite like it is sposed to...probably because that EVIL FURNITURES killed it.
AND ANOTHER THING... I think Petsmart is doing strange things in their 'Pet DayCare' center...I think it is some CRAZY science lab. not a crazy humpmeister Lab like Dexter...but like Honey I Shrunk the Dog Lab...
OMDOG! Seriously, that one dog is like SO TINY and that other dog is like SO GIANT then the other two are OBVIOUSLIATELY CLONES!!
PLease Beware of these VERY scary and dangerous things I have discovered.
Tan Torkelson investigativering reporter OUT
35 Stains:
holy crap tanner....that science lab is very strange...i cant deicde if the shrunked the dog or blowed up the other dog...but they definately cloneded the otehr dog...if i was you i would tell your people to move the dumb table..now...poor guys
Thanks for the laugh, so early in the morning to. I think you do need to keep an eye on the day care centre. If they clone the big one they will be no room for any other furbody on this planet.
Oh yes the table is going to cause a hole in the carpet and snapped wires.
Thanks for letting us know about evil furniture like this, Joey! We'll be sure to keep our Cuz's safe from harm!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Somehow I don't have that problem, but we do have a lot of unstable furniture that seems to spontaneously tip over when there is a toy underneath. Totally scares me.
Stay away from that laboratory. Did you see any Khryacie beasts in there?
Slobbers,
Mango
Sigh.....I don't know why I let Archie read your stuff Tan.....because he is a clone of you..He is in the basement working on a cloner machine.He thinks if there are more of him then he could slide right into my bomb shelter......Love A+A PS Unfortunately I have to agree with you about some types of furniture.It happens to me frequently..You just have to knock the whole thing over..Works like a charm...
That's a Frankenstein contraption! Maybe you should call the machine and ask for it to free your CUZ??
That table is so evil it even knows how to taunt you! Not bad enough that it ate your cuz, but it'll let you see it and not be able to get it?? The injustice!!
Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
The Boston Terriers look quite fierce. It is amazing that the characteristics they display are all so similar. My Boston, hides his toys and bones in blankets or under pillows and when he sees us looking at him, he lets out a big sigh, picks it up and goes to hide is somewhere else. I have a website for pet supplies that was built because of him.Check it out at www.barksncratesnmore.com
Dear Tanner...we have observed strange things at PetSmart tooo...you know, they don't want to put me in the same room as big dogs, and I LOVE the big guys...they are so easy to intimidate!
Also, we have observed the Muzzer's bed eating toys, and it also tries to eat Gussie when he goes under to get them out. Then the Muzzer has to come in and lift up the bed to get the Gussie out.
Hilarious
Teka Toy
Tanner, I don't know what any of us would do without your investigerations.
That table is EVIL! It is TAUNTING YOU!!!!
hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it is like the furnitcher has sum sort of forse feeld!!! and so duz that weerd sell at petsmart!!! hoo noo teknolodjy had bekum so advansd??? ok bye
Tanner...
The biggest question I have...did you ever get the cuz back? Also, I'd be real interested to see when/how the furniture ate it too!!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
P(ee)S: Happy more than 1000 posts...sorry I didn't right sooner...me and Mom LOVE you pups (and your Mom too)
Well, if woo two khan't free The Khuz, we KNOW The Beastie khan't even begin to slip under the evil table!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mango RH posed a good khwestion: did woo see any KhyraceJacie khreatures?
I might have been cloned from that puppy at the science lab! OMD! Meanwhile, sorry you lost your cuz to the evil furniture. Boo.
Tanner, If your mom put some sandpaper on that glass shelf, you could file your nails while you dig for the cuz. It sure was nice to see Joey.
xo
SB
Nooooo. Cuz are my favourites tanner. In this house they seem to die pretty quick by teeth other than those furniture ones.
Yep those dogs look cloned to me. Gulp. Didn't have wheels attached too did they?
Worried...Eric x
What would we do without you, Tanner - guess we won't be rushing to those daycare places either - they might try to shrink our fluffy tails. As for the evil furniture, can you try knocking it over like Mango does?
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
You have never failed to fill my heart with laughter and I came over today thinking, surely they will not make me laugh, since my heart has been broken with Sharkie's tragic accident....but you did it again, made me laugh....
Huge Aire Hugs (don't tell anyone I hugged you okay)
Bravo on your reporting.
Deetzy
OM DAWG, you guys are CRACKER DOG INSANE! that was wicked how the furniture at the Cuz.
and we're so not stepping foot near that LAB!
wags-n-wiggles,
wild dingo
Tanner,
Lilly has been checking under all of our "evil" furniture looking for my cuz toys. She also says that she will not step foot in Petsmart again because that "lab" freaked her out.
Thank you for new ways to torture...I mean help my sister.
Winnie
I think the cruel thing there is that those dogs looks so BORED! Which I totally wouldn't be if I were made tiny. OR huge. Or had a clone of myself. I'd be having a party with my size XL party animal clone!!! How AWESOME would that be??!! Wait... where did you say this place was...?
That PetsMart thing is downright freaky! Really.
Luv,
Dave
Oh crap. Glad I don't go to that day care. Maybe that's what happened to my legs! And my brudder's missing brain!
wally t.
Holy crap..you got that right. plain evil
Benny & Lily
Wow, that is the scariest thing I think I have ever seen! But, I must say, your digging skills are tremendous! You can come work in our yard any time!
BTW, I think your humans phone is from 1985.
Holly
Thank you Reporter Tanner, for your astute reporting. That science lab is sure one scary place that I do NOT want to be in..
Good luck with trying to free your Cuz!
Tan
Thank dog that you awe watching out fow all of us and making these wepowtings and consoomew allewtses.
That fuwnitoowe is scoffing at youw attempts to fwee youw cuz. It was howwibull to watch.
I hope youw Dad is all bettew fwom his cold wif Joey's ministwations
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..I'm NEVEW going to a day cawe centew
We have some evil furniture in our house but not as bad as yours. You can see your cuz and it won't give it back! I never trusted petsmart for a doggie daycare. It just doesn't look like fun in there. What did they do to that poor doggie. Maybe they can shrink Arrow.
holy moly that things is quite evil and scary
we are shiveringin our knickers
we hope to never have to encounter that in our home
be safe my furryend
pibble sugars
the houston pittie pack
OMD That table is the worst!
Ike
Hey guys - I did a little public service announcement too! And you, um, well, sorta ended up in it, Tanner. Hope you don't mind (I don't think Joe will...). Come on over & check it out (you are waaaaay at the end).
Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
I'm sorry, man. My mom said and she controls the food.
Ike
Oh Tanner, that is the most hilarious post I ever read! BOL! Thank you for the very funny, but oh so serious, warnings!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow /Hey thanks man!! you are so good. I think this the perfect work.
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