Tan Torkelson Reporting!!!
I thought I would do one interview with Joe Stains about posting 1000 POSTS even though some of those are MINE. Anyway I put on my reporter suit and got ready.
Joey: Um Tanner, that is a karate outfit, not a reporter suit.
Tanner: I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE MISTER!!!!!!!
Joey: Is this over yet??
Tanner: OK I have made some notes here, it says your Girlfriend is named Sophie and she is mean and GRUMPY just like you.
Joey: WHAT did you just say about Sophie you little menace?!?!
Tanner: UM Nothing? OK so what is it like having a blog with 1000 posts that you have made with the help of a WONDERFUL little brother who everyone really likes MORE than they like you but they are just to nicerest to really say that because you are a mean jerk.
Joey: Don't forget handsome, I am handsome too.
Tanner: You didn't even ANSWER MY QUESTION. I am ending this interview RIGHT NOW and also because this reporter suit is a little too tight for me and I can't really breathe so well. Thank you for your TIME and I hope that I can make many more Tanner Tuesdays!!
Tan Torkelson STAR REPORTER out.