Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, November 02, 2009

There is one person to blame for this loss...

My Mom totally ruined it for my Yankees tonight. I will show you why...

EVIL WOMAN you are washing away all of the good luck I have been saving all season!!!

DAD how could you let her do it?!?!?!

Needless to say I am NOT talking to her right now.

Tanner has gone sort of cracker dog with his mind meld sessions with his twinner. I think they fried their circuits or something. Sunny, his Twinners sister, promised to dispatch a shaman and some um pedialyte or something to get those two back on track.

Tomorrow - the Yankees have a day off and they MUST MUST MUST win on Wednesday because Mom and Dad are going to be over the BIG PEE if there is a game 7. Dad will go crazy not knowing!!!

22 Stains:

Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Joey, when are they going and where over the big p are they going????? The Shaman may need to bring these facts into accout. Oh and Mom was curious....:)

10:32 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

That's a funny kind of champagne bath -

Mom says these games are khwite stressful -

I slept but from time to time I heard funny words and sounds -


10:37 PM  
Blogger Two Country Poodles said...

You not look very happy...We feel your pain. Last night after we got a good stink going on after rolling in a pile of stuff momma through us in a cold bath.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

10:45 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

What tweachewy!
I can't believe youw mom sabbot saw boat..ummm you know the wowd.. wuined the yankees chances tonight.
I suwe hope she makes up fow it somehow
smoochie kisses

11:16 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Your mom needs to have her brains checked. That was totally uncool. Find something appropriate to roll in to get your groove back.


3:10 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joey..don't worry about your dad, they have TV in Amsterdam and elsewhere across the Big Pee, and muzzer says Dad would just roll out of bed at 2 (or somethingk like that) in the ay yem to watch the world series the year they were in London. ?

The big question is: Do they have TV where you are going


6:36 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Ah, how well we understand. Wish we could go back and affix the blame for why our redbirds aren't the ones battling your bombers -- but, full disclosure, we had to remain loyal to anything red and NL -- so we have all eight paws now crossed for that other team.

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

8:03 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

"Joe is gettin' upset!!!"

8:18 AM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

momma better pack her bags if those knuckleheads don't win on Wednesday. How could she even think of washing away the good luck!
Benny & Lily

8:18 AM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

This is shaping up to be an incredibly stressful series for both of us!
I've been so stressed out that I fart constantly during the games.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

I pray that your Mom and Dad are going to be over the BIG PEE.
I loved your skeleton Halloween shirt, and oh yeah Tanner looked like a big fat pumpkin!
Love y'all

8:51 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

I can't believe your mom did that to you.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Sorry about the bath, dude. That's the pits. Always they do it just as you're getting a good stink on.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Petey said...


Okay, I'm better now. Phew! No worries, the Yankees just wanted to win at home. Now go roll in something smelly just to get back at Mom.

Your pal,


10:08 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Joe, you don't look too happy there, in fact you really look angry. Stay calm, they will take care of business with this next AND last game.

Woos, the OP Pack

10:50 AM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

great show of attitude joey man!

12:07 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Maybe your dad will go crazy in a good way, where he thinks all dogs need cookies all the time and he takes up a new mission to dispatch cookies to all dogs all over the world, starting with your house and then my house.

Just trying to look at the positive side.


1:29 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

No,Joey! they can't go to "Neverland" until the Yankees win!! Please, do something!
Kisses and hugs

6:45 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, NOOOOOOOOO! I had to cover my eyes! That is HORRIBLE!!!

6:57 PM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Oh. my Joe - I'd say it looks like someone shot your dog, but you ARE the dog... Hope things are looking up a little soon, both for you and for your Yankees!

Brutus the Frenchie

7:27 PM  
Blogger Oakley and Swisher said...

Joey we were cracking up at these pictures, you look totally pissed to be getting a bath. Doesn't seem like all your Yankee good luck was washed away tho.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

8:13 PM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Joey! We guess there's some advantage to being late. Now that the Yankees won, we know you must've forgiven your moma and all is well in your household.

And hey! We saw you in the parade and getting the key to NYC! Cool beans, dude!

Jake (and Fergi)

6:38 PM  

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