Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Exercise, Doofus Style

Tanner was still not convinced that he was overweight, so I had Mom show him the following photo...

HOLY BADONKADONK that is a big booty!

Tanner then stuck his tongue out at me and called me some HBO words.

So to help him with his exercise I stuffed his corn inside this blue thing...

As you can see, this is a good exercise toy as it has him very perplexed.

He then said that he was EXHAUSTERATED (where does he get these words??) so he had to get some sleep...

He is even a Doofus when he sleeps.

How is that even comfortable????

Now, since I am sure you are sick of looking at Tanner, here is a picture of me...

40 Stains:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

The one on the LEFT needs a 'wide load ahead' plakhard!

PeeEssWoo: Hey Joey...Bring on your Yankees!

10:09 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Handsome as Ever, Joe! And Slim!


10:26 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

hey joey my momma thinks you should start a biggest loser thingey cos apparently i need to lose 2kgs... you wanna be my trainer i most certainly would want to be on your team with a butt like that!

11:43 PM  
Blogger Martha Basset said...

Yes, we have to agree Joey, you are looking super sleek and handsome.
We kinda like the more rounded look too - well we have to say that really!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

11:44 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

That is one big bottom. Almost as big as Lacie!

I'm not so sure that was enough of a work out for him. Maybe he needs one of those hamster balls to get inside and roll around the house.


2:48 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey that is one scary butt.
Poor bloke!!


2:49 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Haha! That is some junk in the trunk!

I hope his brain got some exercise, too.

wally t.

3:14 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Mom says he isn't fat until he has reached Mackypoo status. MOOOOOOOM!

3:28 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

That is one heck of a hiney, Tanner! You are looking good, as always, Joey!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

3:36 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

Yup...You are still Super Handsome & Tanner is still Special...

Abby xxxooo

5:16 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

spoken as one who knows, that is one substantial backside, Tanner-rooni


6:24 AM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Whoah! I think you should make a music video of Tanner set to "Baby Got Back."
Murphy Dogg
P.S. My Phillies are going to the World Series!! Think your Yanks are gonna make it?

6:33 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

You are very nice to help him exersauce! And, yes, you're right--that is one mighty badonkadonk.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Pearl said...

I am generally one to tell Tanner that he is not fat...

But... that photo! Sorry Tanner.

7:05 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! You still have your lightbulb! I think you need to attach that blue thing to Tanner's butt and make him wiggle it off. Maybe that will trim him up a bit. On the other paw, he has something in common with Lacie.


7:06 AM  
Blogger Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

It's ok Tanner!! SOme girls like a junk in the trunk =)


7:18 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

"HOLY BADONKADONK"?!!? Hee hee hee.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Coco - The Princess said...

He needs a sign that says "CAUTION: WIDE LOAD MAKES WIDE TURNS"

you two are too funny!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

10:42 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

What Khyra said - THAT is one big backend!!! Looks like that blue thing is about to get demolished.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

11:37 AM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Ah I need a wider screen just to look at Tanner's bumbum.
If Tanner was not a boy, I wonder how many Tanner's juniors in one litter of puppies?
Love ya

11:43 AM  
Blogger Oskar said...

Joe, you are a great help letting him have a fun way to exercise!

12:10 PM  
Blogger Two Country Poodles said...

OH Joe!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

1:44 PM  
Blogger C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Hi Joe!
Haha poor Tanner, I think that is just an unflattering picture of him?
I love the last pic of you there too. I love that your toy (I think a bowling pin?) is missing it's top. That's some strong chewing!

1:51 PM  
Blogger C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Oh I just looked at it again, a lightbulb. Well it still looks funny without it's end. :)

1:52 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

the side by side comparison is not fair. not fair I tell you


2:54 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, heehee he iz kinda got a big tush...but that just makes him a very happy eater...

b safe,

3:02 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

You are a handsome little Boston man.
Sally Ann

6:04 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Oh Tanner..they have proof! I'll tell ya buddy, my booty is twice your size..SSShhhh
Benny (& Lily)

7:44 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Maybe the doggie whisperer guy can get Tanner on a treadmill. You're looking great Joe. Specially next to Tanner. Poor guy.

8:12 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Yes, Tanner needs excercise! You are a good trainer!
I am not very happy now after watching the game!
Kisses and hugs

8:41 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Wow, that is a humongous backside on Tanner!! Joey, you look very svelte sitting next to him.

8:44 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie!!!

9:34 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Well really nothing a good pair of pants can't hide,don't be so hard on him.....You guys look SOOOO shiny !!! Your coats look fabulous...Love A+A Ps Archie says to tell the Doof to start taking salsa dancing is great exercise..if you can stand listening to the music for 22 hours a day..

5:30 AM  
Blogger Ike said...


11:29 AM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Looks to us like Tanner is doing his best to IGNORE you, Joey!

Just suggesting,
Jake and Fergi

1:29 PM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

You're looking good, Joe! But I must say the Doofus looks very comfy in those couch spots. A nice chin support is what makes my kind of comfy spot, too.


2:46 PM  
Blogger Sassy Kat said...

Thank you so much for coming to my retirement send off. It meant a lot to me that you were there. It has been a pleasure getting to know you.
Love to you and your family.

6:49 PM  
Blogger kaui said...



10:12 PM  
Blogger Rudy said...

Well my Mom doesn't feel so bad, she always thought she had a big badonkadonk but Tanner's got her beat! (BOL)

Thanks for the laugh,

10:15 PM  
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