OMDOG guys, those Yankees TOTALLY won.
I was pretty bored because, I like those Dbacks and they were definitely NOT going to that World Series.
Then I got real excitered because Mom said that my human cousins who live in that PENNSYLVANIA, but not the side those Phillies live on, made a SONG about TANNER!
THAT IS ME GUYS. I was real excited til I realized that I think JOEY paid them off because the name of the song is DUMB DOG TANNER!! WTF?!??!?!
The boy human cousin is CLEARLY wearing a disguiseration with those glasses and hood so he doesn't end up on my HIT LIST for saying I am dumb. BUT the rest of the song is pretty good, so I will forgive them. AND they are pretty cuterest. Those humans Mom is my Mom's sister and the other day her GALL BLADDER totally attacked her, can you even believe it?! I am going to go online to see how to ATTACK BACK because just like Dennis that red dog, I am Tan Torkelson and I never give up...until its bed time then I just sort of put it off til I wake up. SOOO if while I am sleeping you can send some healing vibes to that bladder of gall and my human aunt I WOULD LOVE THAT.
TAN TORKELSON OUT.