Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tanner YARD DUTY Day!!

WHATSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!?!?! SO Joey is contemplating MOVING but then he wants to stay so he can watch those Yankees. We were both VERY sad about those stupid Steelers losing to those darn BENGAL CATS yesterday. They lost to CATS!! But then MOM said that cats are getting the best of us RIGHT NOW!!

WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!!? She said look outside...




SO I DID (can you see me and the rust on the door right in front of my face, I HAVE NO idea how that door got that rust JUST right there in front of my face. I think the door makers must have gave us one defecterative door!!)

ANYWAY Mom said No, look out in the BACK yard...




WTF?!?! That is in MY YARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Mom asked me how I thought the 'cat snacks' end up in our yard. WTF I figured they were dropped out of the sky by like Santa Claws or ACME Cat SNack deliveries.

Thats it, I need to keep one eye on the front yard and one on the back...




This is bound to work!!!! But then...if I scare that cat away...no more snacks! Thinking about this is hurting my little brain, I am going to sleeps.

39 Stains:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are very entertaining Tanner. Love the eye tricks.

12:36 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

How did you do that with your eye, Tanner? That's pretty cool! We need to try that one out!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

2:38 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Nice eye position. I am not sure that will work, though, might just give you a headache.

Slobbers,
Mango

3:07 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

mmmmm cat snacks.

xo
SB

P.S. My brother likes cats. WEirdo

4:39 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening Tanner
Eyes are very strong.
Tanner want to run with the cat.
Let's GoOO :D

from loved ume tyan

4:54 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

WHOAAAA little dude...HOW DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR EYE?? Archie has been trying all morning...you have no idea what this looks like..Love A+A

5:34 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Hahahaha Tanner dude your eyes might get stuck like that then you would be dizzy all the time.

6:11 AM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Wow, you look like a pretty experienced watch dog if you can keep an eye on two directions at once! I am impressed. ;)

6:37 AM  
Blogger Pearl said...

BOL Tanner! That is my favorite picture of you ever!

6:50 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Wowowow! What a cool eye trick! Meanwhile, yes, you need to step it up regarding those cats. (eh, what do I know? I love kitties.) ;P

7:04 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

OMD Taner...you're eyes are scaring ME!!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:27 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

That last picture of your squinty eye made our servant pee her pants.

Ha ha hahahahahahha!!!

wags from the whippets who would be HAPPY to dispose of said C.A.T. for you in a heartbeat.

7:28 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow!!! i think we hav a living room window wot is defektiv just like yore door becuz the entire bottom haf of it is all fogd up and schmutzy for sum reezon!!! ok bye

8:11 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

Your eyes are quite goggled. Is that something that happens from feasting on kitty bon bons?

8:22 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I khould khome out and help....

And then we khould go visit Auntie Di BUT I'm aFURaid I'd melt!

Make sure woo visit the blog on Wednesday - I've got a shot of WOO and even a video too (and Mom even mentions the both of woo)!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

8:41 AM  
Blogger Brownie said...

Tanner, you are giving those cats the evil eye! And what an evil eye! I hope that they go away... Maybe barking will help too!

8:49 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Tanner, you are so talented - that last pic is a hoot!!! What happened to that door? It is such a beautiful one too.

Maybe Khyra sent the kitties to you, she has some butterscotch ones in her yard.

woos, the OP Pack

10:09 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

That is one neat eye trick! And you should complain about that door! Mom's windows make instant snart all on their own! And she dares blame ME!

B

10:36 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

Uh, somethings wrong with your eye or is that your lazy eye?

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

10:47 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Never mind your goofy eye! Do you mean to tell me all dogs eat cat poop? or Kitty Tootsie Rolls as they are sometimes called?

That sounds very yucky to me and I would not eat Ali Z's poop for any reason whatsoever!

Kisses,
Stella

11:20 AM  
Blogger Oakley and Swisher said...

We are kind of speechless after seeing that picture buddy. You are pretty talented.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

11:32 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

WOWZERS! How do you do that with your eyes!?!?!? Too cool.
Play bows,
Zim
PS: That kit-cat looks pretty cute to me.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Butchy and Snickers said...

Such a bummer the Steelers lost.....

Hmmmm, that is a cute little cat, kinda looks like Ruby. Have you tried playing with it? or do you think it's an enemy?? hehehehe!
Hope your eyes don't stick that way.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

12:14 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Crickey. Cool trick with your mince pies Tanners. Watch out the wind doesn't change though..or Joey doesn't let one off in your direction.

Wiry loves and kisses Eric xxxxx

3:24 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

Wow...That eye trick is amazing...

You should check...There might be a recall on that door...

Abby xxxooo

4:45 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

my mom said we can send you cat snacks by the box full...what do you think...

5:42 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Mom said we are going to go cross eyed if we keep trying to look like you
Ugh ...Pittsburgh!!!
Benny (& Lily)

6:05 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
I was about to ask who did that decorative work on you door!
I saw a cat too! I wonder if they are planning something!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

6:32 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

Your eyes are a little bit scary, but I tried;and it made my eyes hurt. Maybe its a boy thing.
Sally Ann

8:18 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

That is one pretty cat.
Ike
Pee S - cats are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

8:51 PM  
Blogger Holly and Khady said...

I can take care of that evil cat for you! Would only take one bite!

Ummm, that weird eye thing you've got going? It's a little creepy.

Holly

9:12 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

OMG.. How the heck did you do that with your eyes Tanner? It's a champion 'Doofus Face'!! OMG OMG... can't stop laughing...

Ok you better get to work regarding that cat.

10:18 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Naps are always good for brain hurts. Leave the cats alone. They might turn out to be your buddies like in our house.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Tanner, I can see you are still working magic. Did you use a wand to make your eyes look like that?

1:51 PM  
Blogger the professionals said...

woah joey thats a pretty impressive marty feldman impersonation... i reckon make friend with the cat and con it into bringing you more treats... you may even get a mouse arf arf

2:20 PM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Tanner, consider yourself lucky. You don't have to interact with the cat, but you get the benefit of the snacks.
I, on the other hand, have to LIVE with 3 smelly cats, but am not allowed anywhere near the cat snacks!
Grumble, grumble, grumble ...

3:33 PM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

"You'd better be careful. They might get stuck that way." (What talent you have. We're impressed. HOW do you do that??? No. Don't tell us. We're afraid to find out. Besides. There aren't any outdoor cats around here.)

You are amazing. In oh so many ways.
Maybe it was all the snacks that makes you this way!
Love ya guys,
Jake (and Fergi) xxoo

5:19 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tanner
This is a twoo conun Dwum (not that kind of dwum like youw Dad has)
I hope you don't huwt youw bwains too much, ow twist youw eye out of it's socket.
Snacking vewsus..well, what else is thewe?
smoochie kisses
ASTA

3:42 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Tanner.

That photo is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. And I live with OBST so I see some pretty creepy stuff.

wally t.

5:21 PM  

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