Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Joe's Garage

Since I failed at finding Lillie's Cat I am thinking I need another vocation besides part time detective.

So, I ordered a shirt and figured I'd get down to business...

Can't quite tell what business from this angle, other than professional handsome dog...

Oh ya, I am going to open my own garage!! But wait a minute...I think they messed up at the shirt shop...

WALLY?!??! The handsome Corgador's name is on MY shirt?? Hm, well I guess it will have to do...

So who wants a custom cycle from Joe Stains Wally??

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This dude clearly loves his!!!!

Hm, I am tired after a long day of work in the garage. What Mom? Oh, well, I don't really HAVE a garage yet...but I am tired from thinking about my garage!! AND from being handsome, it is hard work!

35 Stains:

Blogger Sophie Brador said...

OMD! The two handsomest dogs in the world have merged into one. Joey and Wally! Joe, you could be like that Jessie James guy and I could be like Sandra Bullock.


10:19 AM  
Blogger B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Today be bein Talk Like A Pirate Day an I be talkin likes a pirate awl day.
So be my crew ov Beary Pirate cutlasses, arrrrrrr!
Be yu a joinin in, or be yu swabbin the deks?
The bike be lookin piratey, it be!

11:33 AM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Joe. We mean Wally. You are priceless.

Enough said.
Jake and Fergi xxoo

12:17 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think SB is once again furry furry khorrekht!

PeeEssWoo: Arrrrr!

12:24 PM  
Blogger Yoda and Brutus said...

Joe, that's a nice ride you got there. Mom & Dad both have bikes, maybe we could ride with you sometime.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous MARVIN said...

hey Joe, my ma and pa have a bike similar to the one you are perching on there!!

You look very cool on it.

And no worries as the Aussies say, you and Wally belong in a total Class of Your Own.


your friend, Marvin, who also considers himself to be Stylish. If slightly worn out by his legal tribulations! And please don't mention C.A.T.s in my presence.

Apart from this, enjoy your biking days!

12:47 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

You must be exHAUSTed!
I'll take a nap out of solidarity.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So funny. Your mom spoils you two so much.

1:16 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said... are hot stuff in that shirt wally....i mean joey....i am with sophie on this one...

1:29 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

You are hysterical. Hope you cleaned the grease off of your paws
Benny & Lily

1:39 PM  
Blogger chicamom85 said...

You are very handsome so the hard work is paying off. Working is too hard anyway.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

1:49 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay cool!!! ok so yore shirt sez wally but it wil stil be calld joes garadj rite??? and we wil be abel to find frank zappa hanging owt their rite??? rite??? i am so their!!! ok bye

3:46 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Your own garage sounds pretty good!
I don't think that shirt fits Wally (and I am not saying he is fat, ok?) so it was clearly a mistake.
Kisses and hugs

5:13 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Looks like you "ran out of gas" and had to "put the brakes on" your hardworking day, Joey - very nice Wally shirt:)

Woos, the OP Pack

5:25 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

You will attract plenty of gals in your shirt with Wally's name on it. He has a super fan club. I think all you need now is a tool belt.


6:42 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Joe! What an AWESOME shirt! Maybe we should go into business together. What could we do with talents in grumpiness and devastating handsomeness?

wally t.

ps. I'm a little afraid of hogs. Don't tell. I might have to wear a thundershirt when they are roaring.

pps. My ma ape says that I'd pop the buttons on your wally shirt. I'll pop HER!

6:59 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

OK we are all caught up..We like the hat...Happy belated birthday Tanner, the Afrika trip looked like a blast9Archie says especially the farting part) and uhhhmmm Joey, you are really foxy in a unifrom!! Love A+A

7:05 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

I'll order a special order Eskie - cycle from you. Let me know how many milk bones you need, and when it will be ready.

7:39 PM  
Blogger Charlie Daniels said...

Yeah go on Joe - get your own garage ... there is already an album recorded in your honour! ;-)



8:16 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

you and Wally wolled into one..I don't think the giwls could take it.
Too much handsomeness all at once.
Do you wowk on Vespas too?
smoochie kisses

9:33 PM  
Blogger Sunshade said...

WOW WOW WOW Joe, you are looking as handsome as ever!!!

DOOFUS (do you still call him that?) is looking great too! Boy I have missed you guys so much, it sure is great to see you guys again. Lets hope I will be able to get the computer away from my Evil Mum more often!

Thank you so much for the warm welcome..I've really missed all you guys!!

ps. Can you tell me what your e-mail is? We had to delete our e-mail account at one point and we lost all the addresses we had saved on there.

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

12:05 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

IF I had one of your bikes, could I get myself to the feasting store? If so, then put me down for 37 of them, please.

Do you accept cheese payments?

9:00 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

I'm glad I have you - you're the only one who understands how hard it is to be handsome all the time.

10:30 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Heya Joe:

Wait till Maggie & Mitch see your new vocation - Mitch just got a new INDIAN bike to go with his Dad's now Maggie is gonna want a JOE STAIN'S CUSTOM HOG too....


1:21 PM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

I'll order one for sure!


1:25 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Hey, maybe that dude and I can go ridin' together? We'd look pretty cool toolin' down the road on our bikes together! Can you get me his phone number, Joey, um I mean Wally?

Yer friend,

3:46 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...

Joey....ya sure are a handsome dude and ya look swell in yer garage shirt but ya do need ta get the correct name on it.....ridin' that motorcycle looks a bit dangerous so if ya get one be sure ta be careful.....

Dewey Dewster here....

5:45 PM  
Blogger Duffy said...

That shirt makes you look so professional. You don't actually need a real garage. The look is enough.

6:32 PM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

You look like a regular grease monkey! But we can't help but shake the thought that it looks like the shirt people made it sorta backwards.. Still, you are just adorable in it!

And what a great bike - you lucky dog! Isn't there a helmet law in your state?? Love the goggles, though!

Brutus the Frenchie

7:15 PM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

dear joe,
i wrote a post for you.

the end.
big pupi

7:58 AM  
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