Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Lost in South Africa

I got a text from Tanner today that Joey 'may or may not be lost' in South Africa. Apparently there was a fart party and Joey somehow managed to launch himself somewhere.

Of course Tanner told me not to worry and to NOT check out Mango's blog...

Joey Rocket
This is what I found there. Of course I am to not worry because Tanner and friends will surely figure out where Joey is.

I am guessing I am not going to be seeing either of those two for several days...

34 Stains:

Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

HA HA HA a fart party We have to run over to Mango's to read about this...Whoa sorry about that Palermo kid....We love his hair!!! As for your descriptions of the boys??Gee it sounds just like us!!! Love and kisses A+A

4:59 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I hope Tanner will at least make it to Skhooter's fur his twinnerererer's birthday!

BTW, I'm trying to hangout with The Boyz bekhause ONE Of the girlz is just working on my ears with that SHRIEKIN' of hers!


5:28 PM  
Blogger chicamom85 said...

Oh dear, I hope everything is ok. That certainly doesn't look good. I hope he has his parachute on.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

6:13 PM  
Blogger the professionals said...

oh joey if youve hacked into your moms peemail whilst airborne on your fart missile you should drift over my way for a bit of pacific R&R...

6:33 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

I'm sure he will turn up.

6:54 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

What thankless Pups, to leave their parents home to Worry!


7:08 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

When Joey comes back, ask him if Africa is hotter than Arizona. And if it's a dry heat!

7:14 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I'm a bit concerned about this, and also, why am I not in South Africa?


8:33 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

Is Joe OK now?

9:25 PM  
Blogger Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Helloooo Joe! Haven't heard from you in a long time. Daddy is heading back to Phx tomorrow so we hope you have cooled it off for him a bit.

Ooooo a fart party sounds fun. Next one please invite ME!!
WelshieHugs, Hootie

9:44 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Sure they are having fun!
Kisses and hugs

9:51 PM  
Blogger MAX said...

Hey there
Listen mate...not to worry! Mango always has a plan... I am sure!?
Take care. We are being real safe here...hic...

10:33 PM  
Blogger Martha Basset said...

You will be pleased to know this post appeared on our blog roll!!!
We have been following the South African adventure with interest.
We are a bit worried about Joey being lost on his own in Africa!!
This idea of a fart pary was just so male!
If only the girls had been there this would never have happened.
We are anxious for news - we have seen how very brave Tanner is being - asking wild animals for news regardless of his own safety.
The love for his brother shining through in the face of adversity!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx

1:16 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

We've been to Mango's bloggie and we wondered where Joey was going. Crikey, hopefully you'll hear from him soon. Poor bloke. I hope he lands on something soft.


1:24 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Dexter here!

Never fear, Joey and Tanner mom, we will return the boys safe and sound. I am, after all, a retriever, right?

2:56 AM  
Blogger pam said...

On the bright side Joey's having a blast! Get it 'a blast?'

Oh I crack me up -- Bobo

7:39 AM  
Blogger wally said...


I hope you are propelled so far that you land on Michael Vick's head today during the game. And be sure you have enough gas leftover to leave in his helmet. Thank you.

wally t.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Tee said...

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8:54 AM  
Blogger Tee said...

We hope joey survived his fart-blasters ...

Licks and wags

The Dog WOods Pack

9:01 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Maybe Joey farted himself to Canada.


10:18 AM  
Blogger Oakley and Swisher said...

We wonder what Joey is eating over in SouthAfriKa, because that was quite a blast. BOL. Mom is hoping we don't get any fart party ideas.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

10:26 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

It looks like you launched yourself out there pretty good, Joey! We hope the search pawty finds you before you get hungry!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

11:23 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

Haha.. We hope they find him!


11:36 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Must have been quite the party - are we sure we want to rely on Dexter's retrieving skills to get Joey back?

Tail wags, the OP Pack

2:02 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Pleez don't wowwy.we will find him!
smoochie kisses

2:19 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said... boyz are just so crude sometimes....

Now Tanner...there may be a package speeding its way to you for you barkday....

I hope Joey is found, but it seems like we should just be able to follow the fumes....

Love and kisses...


5:10 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Wah.. I'll help you keep a lookout if Joey landed in Singapore

~ Bae

2:35 AM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

LOL... Fart Party?? What's next??
Hopefully Joey didn't launch himself too far away..

3:46 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

We saw that Joey was posting - so we guess he has his iPhone with him and is somewhere tucked away in a South Africa Hilton Hotel where he made reservations living it up with room service - Joey is such a "MASTERMIND" we know he had this planned all along....

So don't worry Mom & Dad just check your credit card activity and you'll find him...And check with Sophie - bet he's texting and calling her....


4:41 AM  
Blogger Brownie said...

holy moly, I think you need to call NASA! we have a new inexpensive method of launching rockets!

3:35 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

I have been so worried about Joey. I only slept 20 hours today. Insomnia. and worry. I hope that fart missile doesn't' go into space.

6:35 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

I thought it was part of the meteor shower, but Ammy said that's over. Ha roo roo roo - must have been Joey flying by!
Play bows,

6:45 PM  
Blogger Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

happy barkday Tanner!!!!

7:02 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Happy Barkday Tanzar!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

10:46 AM  

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