Thunder chicken, an interview by TAN TORKELSON
HELLO! This is TAN TORKELSON ace reporter for the Torkington Tribune. Today we are going to do an interview with some dog who is scared of EVERYTHING. Can you believe such sissy dogs exist dear readers??? WELL this is true and I am bringing you that story...
TAN: HELLO Dog in the bathroom shaking, what is your name????
Dog in the bathroom: Knock it off, you know who I am Tanner.
TAN: Please crabby sissy dog, I know but maybe our readers do NOT!!!!
Crabby dog in the bathroom: My name is Joseph Brains Stains
TAN: Thanks Mr Stains, can you please tell us about a shirt Mom got you because you are a sisssified nancy dog??
JBS: DO NOT make me kick your a...
TAN: WOAH buddy, this is a FAMILY publication sir, no HBO words!!!
JBS: fine, I got a Thunder Shirt and it really does help me, so I don't care if you think I am a wuss, it totally shows off my muscles. It was not a miracle cure, but it did really help. I paced less, I panted less and I laid down and seemed more relaxed.
TAN: WOW Joe that sounds really good, where can my readers buy one of these shirts for baby dogs??
JBS: I am so biting your butt when we are done here Tanner. You can go to their website and order it there. They even have a money back guarantee so if it doesn't work, you can send it right back.
TAN: Can you send it back if you pee on it???
JBS: I am done with this interview now. Thanks Tan Dorkelson.
TAN: There you have it readers!! Exclusive interview with the elusive Stain Master himself. I think that went really well, I can't wait for your feedback!!
Tan Torkelson out. BOING.
31 Stains:
Pfffffft!
We love woo Joey!
I know SB thinks sensitive is much better than DOOFIE!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sissified Nancy Dog hahahahaaha...
That made me laugh - Bobo
Well you better shut it Bobo cause you're a sissy too - Meja
Tanner! You have found your calling! We bet you will be Editor in Chief of Dog Fancy before the year is out..
wags from the whippets if you remember us
Joe - If you need any help going after Dorkelson, give me a howl. Seriously.
Tail wags,
Capital "S" Storms
Joe, sometimes younger siblings are just horrible aren't they. Sally Ann is a bother just like Tan.
Mack
My brother better not pull that sh@#%@ on me. Joe is tough and smart and Tanner is just too Doofussy to know it.
xo
SB
P.S. I don't mean to be mean to Tanner, but I gotta stick up for my Joey.
hello tan torkelson its dennis the vizsla dog hay that wuz a grayt hard hitting intervyoo with relentless and thoro kwestchuning of yore viktim ummm i meen yore subjekt!!! ok bye
you know what Joe? just kick his a..! glad your new muscle shirt works.
your pal, Morgan
Oh Joe. I think all of the smartest, bravest, coolest dogs are afraid of thunder. My ma ape is going to try one of those shirts. For me. She's not afraid of thunder.
wally t.
HAAAYYYYYY I am a wee bit a feared myself so watch it... Happy belated 4 year gotcha day little fella.....Despite what he might think you found a great place to go..Love A+A
Most excellent and informative interview. I think you have a great career ahead of you. Don't be put off by grumpy pants dogs. Your job is to get the news! Whatever the risk to bodily harm.
Slobbers,
Mango
Tan Torkelson...did you pee on Joey's thunder shirt? HAH. Karma will get you.
gussie
yikes....are you in trouble torkelson....good interview though...i am really proud that you were soooooooo professional...and joe...i am happy that your thunder vest sorta works...but i am really glad that is shows of off your boston muscles
It has my name on that shirt so it has to be good. And I am really happy to know it is helping you, Joey, just ignore the Doofus Boy.
Tail wags, Thunder
Hi, Tan Torkelson!
I want to know what happened when the interview finished!
Does your butt hurt??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
So why is he not wearing his Thunder Jacket? You didn't hike your leg on it did you Tanner???
Y'all have been given a friendly award. Please come to my blog to pick it up.
Lord Duncan of McDuff, and Sally Ann Canis
Hi Joey,
Sure hope yopu chewed Tanner's butt off. Cute interview though.
You better look out Tanner ... one of these days Joey is really gonna get you. Nice to have you aas a friend but remember whose blog this is really is.
Hey Tanner, if you want me to spotlight you on one of my daily flower/doggie post like I did the handsome Joey have your Mommy send my Mommy a poc.
{{{huggies}}}...Mona
Tanner mate, I think you're a big trouble buddy. Poor Joey, he can't help being scared and he needs that jacket. Be nice ok.
tailwags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy
Hi, Joey & Tanner...
I don't know, Tanner...I think you are making Joey pretty mad...
This could get ugly...
Abby xxxooo
aww dont torture him. our tommy is petrified of thunder too.
"sissified nancy dog"? BOL!!!! Oh my dog...!
Oh my...I'm runnin' there now...I so need something for these dratted storms...
Now Tanner I'll be pickin' you up by noon on Tuesday....bring your makeup and ur jamies...oh and your teddy bear....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Laciegirlie
Joey...ya want us to come and kick Tanner's $%# or are ya up to it???
Scruffman and Stanners
Tanner,
I think you will make an ace reporter. Just watch out for the wrath of Joey, dude....
What is wrong with you, Tanner? Leave little scaredypants alone or I'm coming out there to beat your ass myself. And Joey, don't tell anyone but even a big, brave hunk such as myself hides under the bed when it thunders. But that's just between you and me, k?
xo
Chef
There is nothing more attractive, Tanner, than a sensitive man. You have a great deal to learn my doofus face friend!!!!
Excellent interview though, very thought provoking I must bark.
You guys always make us laugh - brilliant pics!!!
Great interviewing skills!
love
Martha & Bailey xxxx
Just started following you blog. I love it! My first boston was terrified of storms too!
We think you look totally hot in your muscle shirt, Joey! Tanner is just plain jealous!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Mr. Doofus, do you think you are a canine Mike Wallace or what?
Joe is 10 times the dog you are!
Kisses,
Stella
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