Thunder chicken, an interview by TAN TORKELSON
HELLO! This is TAN TORKELSON ace reporter for the Torkington Tribune. Today we are going to do an interview with some dog who is scared of EVERYTHING. Can you believe such sissy dogs exist dear readers??? WELL this is true and I am bringing you that story...
TAN: HELLO Dog in the bathroom shaking, what is your name????
Dog in the bathroom: Knock it off, you know who I am Tanner.
TAN: Please crabby sissy dog, I know but maybe our readers do NOT!!!!
Crabby dog in the bathroom: My name is Joseph Brains Stains
TAN: Thanks Mr Stains, can you please tell us about a shirt Mom got you because you are a sisssified nancy dog??
JBS: DO NOT make me kick your a...
TAN: WOAH buddy, this is a FAMILY publication sir, no HBO words!!!
JBS: fine, I got a Thunder Shirt and it really does help me, so I don't care if you think I am a wuss, it totally shows off my muscles. It was not a miracle cure, but it did really help. I paced less, I panted less and I laid down and seemed more relaxed.
TAN: WOW Joe that sounds really good, where can my readers buy one of these shirts for baby dogs??
JBS: I am so biting your butt when we are done here Tanner. You can go to their website and order it there. They even have a money back guarantee so if it doesn't work, you can send it right back.
TAN: Can you send it back if you pee on it???
JBS: I am done with this interview now. Thanks Tan Dorkelson.
TAN: There you have it readers!! Exclusive interview with the elusive Stain Master himself. I think that went really well, I can't wait for your feedback!!
Tan Torkelson out. BOING.