Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Distraction in polar form...

So Tanner had a bit of a migraine after a few minutes of trying to watch the front and back yards. Mom felt bad about stressing him out so she got us a new toy.

It says it is super durable...

It is a 9 out of 10 on the durability scale...we shall see!

Hello polar bear, welcome to terrier town!!

We immediately started to tug on him...

And we tugged some more...

As Tanner would say, WTF it won't splode??

This thing is totally tough!

I spent some quality time with it, trying to convince it to just give up its fabulous stuffing already.

Finally, I got was time to hump...

YET THE BEAR STILL SURVIVES!! We have had it for a couple of days and it is still in one piece. I am baffled! Mom got this at a discount store so it doesn't appear that they make them anymore, but it is the same brand as the Tuffy pet toy line. So far, Mom is impressed, and I am ticked off. It is my mission to splode this stupid stuffy.

49 Stains:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are such bad little boys!

6:38 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
If you two have not been able to destroy that toy.... sure is a good toy!
I saw you showing it your "skills"
Kisses and hugs

7:14 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm sure your toy will melt soon!

I mean, how khan anything polar survive in the desert!


8:28 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

What is the point then?

9:01 PM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Joey! You've got some incredible moves! If that polar bear can be 'sploded, you and Tanner will be the ones to do it. We're impressed it has lasted this long already.

Keep trying. It looks like fun!
Jake and Fergi xoo

9:02 PM  
Blogger Groomer Angie said...

That sounds like just the toy for the Terr0rs, they, well Darla, destroy everything put in front of them. have fun boys.

Angie~DawgMom to the TN Bull Terr0rs

9:29 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

If y'all can't splode the toy, just send it to me. I can destroy any toy.
Sally Ann

9:37 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wil see if i can find bob the bilder and send him over he has lots of tnt yoo can yooze on that uppity stuffie!!! ok bye

9:57 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow I need one of those...i need to prove that i can splode it. You guys are so cute trying to get it to rip....but you really think that humping it will help...hmmm..i doubt it really

10:06 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

What an awesome tough toy!

~ Bae

12:00 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Holy cow....that bear is as big as you two. It must be pretty tough to withstand Boston teefies!!!

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

2:27 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

We are amazed! A terrier proof toy? How is that possible? Keep us updated. Maybe it is pee-wee proof too.

You sound like a raptor when you are tugging together. At least I think it was you. Couldn't possibly be Tanner making those sounds. He wouldn't dare, right?


3:12 AM  
Blogger Martha Basset said...

We feel compelled to phone polar bear rescue!!!
We were ok with the physical abuse but well once it turned into sexual abuse we felt we had to do something for that poor bear!!!!
Martha & Bailey xxxxx

4:04 AM  
Blogger MAX said...

How about burying it for a week or two then try again?...they say that decomposition works well.
Greetings to you all!

4:26 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Send it here. Teka will kill it.


5:28 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Forget the tug of war - you have to beat the stuffing out of him.

Then drag him through the mud.

6:07 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Gah!!! At first I thought you were chewing on a stuffed Fred! But no--a polar bear--whew!
Good luck getting that thing to esplode!

6:17 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey, If you keep getting Tanner to chase you like that, maybe he will lose some poundage.


6:25 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

We were going to ask who won the tug-o-war, but from the looks of things, it was all yours, Petey! Keep us updated on the lifespan of the polar bear.

Woos, the OP Pack

7:01 AM  
Blogger Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

You show it who's boss!!!! If it survives a week with you guys, the momma may have to look into one for Madie and I. She's what you call a heavy chewer =)


PeeeSeee: Hope Tanner's head feels better!!

7:13 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

That's one tough toy. We don't know if we like that. There is great satisfaction pulling out all the stuffing from a toy.

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

10:50 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

If you boys need any help with that, please let me know.
The Jaws of Steel

11:24 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Sheese. The first photo of the toy looked like one of the wheelies without wheels. Put the wind up me. But the Bear. Pals. him our terrier tenacity. His polar snow will soon be yours.

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxxx

2:16 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

I think this must be some sowt of alien out joey. If it can't succumb to tewwiew's a vewy suspicious toy
good luck and don't get too fwustwated
smoochie kisses

3:44 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Keep workin' at it, Joey! We know you can do it!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

4:03 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Hey, Joey! Mom just found one on ebay if anyone is interested:

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

4:08 PM  
Blogger the professionals said...

woah i am liking the 'make love not war' angle... clever counter attack arf arf

my doofus mom and dad have gone and ordered me a real live sista (shes on my blog) they are gonna call her mollie do you think she would splode? im already taking master tips from mangos blog bitey face and all that and gonna send her straight over to asta for manneers, deportment and couture, you my friends are my special resource for sneaky fun and loads of attitude... arf arf

5:00 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

All we could say about you guys is, Bad Ta Da Bone...
Benny & Lily

5:48 PM  
Blogger Winnie said...

I my opinion its a pretty strong toy if two boston terrier dudes like yourselves cannot make it splode! My sister Lilly has a stuffed toy and has not made it splode yet (its for puppies so its not durable like your new toy). I don't want to make it splode myself cause I like cuz toys the best!

Peace out!

5:49 PM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

You spotted it!! That little Boston is for........YOU! Gotta get Moma in gear!! In the meantime he is in guard mode! And doing quite well!

5:58 PM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Hey Joe!!

'Sup with that impervious stuffie?? Where's the fun in that? No wonder they discontinued them!!! If it won't explode, what's the point??

Baffled Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

6:31 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

We have TOTAL faith that you will plode it..You are terriers...Love A+A

7:34 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...

Ah that's a super toy...fer sure.....we splode all f our toys as soon as we get 'em in our mouths....Gram is always sewin' 'em back up again...patchin' 'em too....I can see that the 2 of ya aren't inta sharin' either....

Hope yer cheerin' fer the Steelers this Sunday....they need all the help they can get.....tis is not a good start ta the season.....

Dewey Dewster here.....

7:57 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

OMG.. I think that polar bear must be thinking it'd rather give up it's stuffings and 'splode than be humped!! LOL...

3:41 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

WOW - a Joey proof stuffie?? I didn't think such a beast existed!

Mom is going over to Ebay right now! Thanks M & M!

3:55 AM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Poor polar bear, by all means, run back to the North Pole, any poles, you will be torn between those 2 sharp set of teefies!

6:27 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

That was a little X-rated! You need a trip to the doggie park Joe. I'm not gonna let Arrow see that. I don't want to give him ideas. Guess that bear will survive anything.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Tito said...

That would frustrate me to no end. I suggest going for the seams!!!

6:41 AM  
Blogger Oskar said...

Hi, I'm Oskar. I like that tuggy toy! It's a point of pride that I eat all of the stuffins out of my stuffed toys. It can backfire, though. I had to go to the V-E-T once to be de-stuffined!

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