Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Wednesday Woes

Mom is so totally behind on reading dog blogs, and I am missing my friends. I am sorry guys.

Would you like to know why she is behind...

My stinkin parents are going to Spring Training games again WITHOUT ME. Look at all those empty seats by them, I totally could have gone!!

The day looked perfect?! Mom got to see her Dbacks and Dad got to see the A's. He really likes them but does not LOVE them like he LOVES my Yankees.

Anyway while I am being neglected at home, I am working on my part in Beagadoon and the only one here to help me is the Doofus. He gave me more movie suggestions...

I checked them out while he chewed on his corn...

Oh dear lord, SERIOUSLY?! What am I to learn from Patrick Swayze?? or Keanu Reeves??? argh.

Get me out of this place!!!

34 Stains:

Anonymous fig said...

OMD - did I hear correctly that your parents are going to see the CUBBIES play?! Seriously - hide in your mom's bag. Even if somebody saw you, there is so much room to run since the seats are empty that they would NEVER catch you!

And you could get away from Dirty Dancing and Karate Kid. *shudder*

5:20 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

No one puts Joey in the khorner....

PeeEssWoo: Don't those stadium things have WiFi?

6:08 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

WE are jelly jelly jelly.....Archie does not understand why you are upset about the movies the Doof is showing you...Want him? Love A+A

6:11 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Why don't you just watch the old movie Brigadoon, with Gene Kelly, Van Johnson and Cyd Charisse. You could get the Scottish dialect down, bone up on your dancing, and enjoy yourself at the same time.
Doofus could chew on his corn.


6:46 PM  
Blogger Technodoll said...

C'mon those are all awesome movies! Seriously, your parents are COOL!

Which one did you end up watching??


The akitas

6:57 PM  
Blogger Dughallmor Beagles said... sweat Joe, our Mum's "busy" this week too...pff, humans....they totally don't appreciate the finer things in life, like a decent musical! Speaking of which....don't worry, you'll be're Joe Stains, right? Stage fright's for doofusses :D
Tuneful slobbers xx

7:09 PM  
Blogger Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Joey! This is the first year in many that my folks aren't going to at least one A's game.Too busy she says.Good cuz we're not to be trusted while their gone! That Laciepipe was really funny. What a noise it made! Arooooooooo! We went to the dog park today and it was so hot we only ran for about 30min.then gave up!Good luck in Beagadoon! Love,BabyRocketDog & Hootie

9:00 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Tanner choices for movies are funny!
I think he does not know the importance of your roll in Beagadoon!
I hope your mom and dad have fun at the games!
Kisses and hugs

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're small enough to sneak into the park I'd say. But don't be too angry Joe.

10:52 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

MAN, Joe. I heard that your parents were trolling the spring training games, and I just KNEW you wouldn't be with them. What's UP with that anyway?

Can't wait to see you do your thing in Beagledoon! I'm sure you'll steal the show.

Tell Tanner to watch OUT, man. Lacie's gunnin' for him!

Goober love,

11:15 PM  
Blogger Suzuki said...

Hey Joe
You need to start trashing the house while they are out so that they know you are feeling neglected... Works fur me :)
Big licks to you

2:03 AM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

No fair that you didn't get to follow your parents. I hope they bring back something for you

~ Bae

2:35 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

We are laughing our heads off at Khyra's comment! haha Our silly mom is in love with Patrick Swayze!
OMG, look at all of those empty seats! We can't believe you weren't invited to tag along with them Joey!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:36 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Abandonded again! Plus the baseball season lasts about 200 years so you are stuck with Tanner for a while.

Momma says I am a Can o' Reeds type guy given all my excellent adventures (oh, yeah, and I am "dumb as a box of rocks" too)

Did you see Petey's blog? Tanner totally made the wrong movie.


2:56 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey were your folks the only people watching??? Mustn't be very exciting. Good thing you stayed home. I think they did you a favour lol.


3:00 AM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

From Patrick Swayze, you can pick up some nifty moves to charm the girls and from Keanu Reeves you can ummm.. learn to 'SPEED' things up a bit.. Heehee..

3:12 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Hope your mom and dad have on is warming up fast down there.

Muzzer says Patrick Swayze has some cool moves in that dance film. Dad asked her how she could remember.

Dad is now in the doghouse, and we don't have one!


6:08 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Leave it to sensible Stella to have a great suggestion. But the mom here thinks Dirty Dancing was a pretty good one too.

Do your parents have anything good to say about our pathetic KC Royals?

Tail wags, the OP Pack

6:45 AM  
Blogger Pearl said...

mmm Patrick Swayze! What a hunk of beef.

(That was my Momma who typed that Joey. She's gross.)

7:50 AM  
Blogger Deetz said...

My mum has been busy too so today we are going around and seeing all our friends. she promised me, so I am making her keep her promise.
Spring is here and pawents go crazy in the Spring for some reason

7:58 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

i REALLY think you should be at those ball games! Seriously!

8:17 AM  
Blogger Martha Basset said...

We just cant believe that your parents are not taking you to the game.
What kind of parents are they?
We would suggest that you wake them up very early to get let out to show you are taking action!
We will help you practice for Beagadoon. Dont worry about that!We think you are a natural anyway. Just wait until you are famous - then they will be sorry. No room for parents in the limo!
Martha & Bailey xx

9:10 AM  
Blogger Tee said...

*chuckles* I think swayze and reeves can teach you a thing or two about being stiff and dorky. ;)

Licks and Wags,

Tuffy of Dog WOods

9:22 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Hey Joe, I think you should give "Singing In The Rain" a look, with Gene Kelly.

There is a song sung by Donald O'Connor in there which kinda fits you and Tanner, "Make 'em laugh". You always make us laugh anyhow!

ps My Jeannie is not so old she can remember it when it first came out though, she hastens to add!

10:02 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Well, I'm sorry that your dad and mom left you behind, Joey, especially when there was PLENTY of room for you at the game....but I'm pretty excited that she's going to take pictures of the Cubbies, so please tell her that I can't wait to see them!!!!!

11:01 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Mummy loves dirty dancing, she thinks its the best film ever!

Simba and Jazzi xxx

11:55 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Joey.Wow are the leggededs hearing ok now? Still could of been worse. Could of really been Lacie. Shame you couldn't go better stay at home, learn your lines and crack open a beer or two. Tell Tanner to do it for you ...cos Irish dudes pop the top with their teeth,he,hee!! And when Lacie fits you for your Kilt watch out when she puts the pin in.

Wiry wags, Eric xx

12:11 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Oh Joe, Don't worry. I know you are going to be brilliant.


1:02 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

Ummmm...There are enough seats left for all of us to go...

I say we all show up at your house & we all go together...OK??

Oh...And, when is TannerHeart coming out on video???

Abby xxxooo

1:17 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...Tanner...HOLD STILL! I just want to grab ur collar...

t a n n e r!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey...would u mind holdin' Tanner for a minute so I can um BORROW HIM? I'll be takin' him off ur paws for a while...a long while...

Why did they leave ya home from the ball game?

Did you know they have special Pirates games where you BRING YOUR DOG?? Yeppers...Maybe we'll'd make a fab post....



2:43 PM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...


You should call the spring training place and ask if you can bring your Mom & Dad - don't look like a lot of folks are there...

Tanner - you should really rethink your movie choices - are you trying to make Joey look less than brilliant??? Maybe you should watch My Dog Skip a couple more times till you get the hang ...

3:51 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

We love baseball in our house.
Maybe you could learn how to jump on a couch from that Tom Cruise guy.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Dude, ya have to watch PULP FICTION! Doofus, you are sooooo JOHN TRAVOLTA!


6:00 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay i dont no mutch abowt mooveez and wotnot but i do now that the goonies r gud enuf!!! dada told me to say that i hav no ideea wot it meens ha ha ok bye

7:36 AM  

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