Update from Stains HQ
Lacie is feeling better and boy are we glad about that. Although, I hear Sophie may have offered me up for a date if Lacie got better... argh.
So you know after Tanner got dumped by that stupid gal Paris, he has been searching for a new BFF. I told him that having a Twin and having a Wife is probably enough, but he insists he needs one. Lots of dogs have volunteered but I told him he REALLY needs to think about it.
Take a look at what Tanner does when he needs to do some deep thinking.
He still doesn't know who will be his new BFF but he is thinking hard, which is good and worrisome. His little brain might explode!!
He really doesn't look good. Maybe Dad can help him...
Dad told him that you will know when you meet your new BFF you don't need to search one out...
For a second I thought Tanner was going to have a breakthrough, a true zen moment...
He then declared this drumstick his new BFF.
What am I going to do with him??
33 Stains:
Oh-Woo, poor Tanner - she's left you there, Tanner, get over it & move on! She wuzn't the right true BFF for you. You'll find a new BFF!
-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-
A drum stick is better than Paris Hilton. Certainly smarter.
xoxo
SB
P.S. I told Lacie I was only kidding about that date. We'll see how that goes.
Tanner,
I thought you had better taste than that Paris woman. She is nothing but trouble and you desearve to have a BFF that will appreaciate you...how about me!!
{{{huggies}}}...Mona
Joey - Just be glad he didn't declare you as his new BFF. Then you would never get any peace and quiet.
Actually, Paris's old BFF Nicole Ritchie looks exactly like that drumstick.
Life rule to remember Tanner: Don't love things that can't love you back!
Joey, first rehearsal is tomorrow. You're gonna be great!
Your pal,
Petey
wow your new bff and is bigger around than paris is anyhow...it really has some meat on it...ahahah
He does seem a little stressed out. Maybe if your dad keeps talking to him..
your pal, Morgan
Poor Tanner!! Hershey will be so heartbroken to know that she's lost to a drum stick!!
A drum stick, well mmmm, not sure how long that friendship will last.
Have a great weekend.
Simba and Jazzi xxx
You are too much, Tanner! We were hoping for someone cute and furry at least! But a drumstick??
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hee hee... that's a interesting looking BFF
~ Bae
Have woo khonsidered a Facebook group fur him?
OR maybe even putting him on eBay?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
OH Joey:
Isn't that YOUR new blue Cuz hanging out with Tanner & his new BFF "STICK?"
Tanner - it okay you can have all the friends you want but just remember with all the BFF's your time is going to to be limited other things in your life will suffer.
Talk to your Dad maybe he can guide you through this tough time.....
Have a GREAT day !!
XOOXooxxooXXoo
Tanner certainly seems frustrated. The way he is going after that chewie is scary.
Just give him Lacie's phone number. That will keep him busy.
Slobbers,
Mango
That Tanner is a MESS!
Hi, Joey...
Ummm...The drum stick is a step up, anyway...
Abby xxxooo
JOey: One thing that helps me deal with Teka is pretending she is a figment of my imagination, brought on by frustrated creative drive my muzzer is too techno-dumb to handle
Won't work in your case, but maybe it will suggest an avenue to pursue.
gussie
Joey, Has Tanner been hitting the bottle? His eyes looked a little blood shot in that video. You better check if he is hiding anything.
Yo dude. I'd like to put myself out there for BFF consideration. We've got a lot in common:
1. We think feasting is awesome.
2. We enjoy making a good stain.
3. We enjoy sniffing a good stain.
4. I'd like to be a member of the Sprinkle Bregade (I'm assuming you would too).
5. We enjoy feasting.
6. We have annoying brothers.
7. We like blankie forts.
8. Feasting.
See?
Tanner, there is a different kind of drumstick that's WAY cooler. And it has bird meat on it.
He's your kid brother. Just accept him for what he is. It's better that way.
Tail wags,
Storms
Stormy's advice is excellent.However, if it doesn't work for you send him off to Reform School for a year or five and when he comes back, he will have reformed!
Kisses,
Stella
Tanner, may I suggest your Daddy's pillow until something with a pulse shows up.
The drumstick thing is a bit like Nile's wife Meris in Frasier.
Rufus Hobson
Oh I knew thewe would be twouble as soon as I saw how hawd Tannew was thinking..that's nevew a good thing wif him..it's too taxing on his bwain.hope the dwumstick suwvived the fwiendship
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Dude, the doofus has taste!! love the way he chews on his bones!
Oh brother..this coudl get serious..Love A+A PS Archie sees nothing wrong with this.... it's so hard....
Joey!
Sorry, man. I'm catching up on your last, like, 5 posts! We still partied here until the end of Joey Palooza, you can be sure! Glad you had such a fab time and got to rap with your DOGG Snoop! You really looked badass up on that stage.
As for Tanner and Paris, at least he didn't bring her back to your house. Glad he found out early on what kind of stinky friend she is. I think the drumstick is a step up for him!
Can't wait for next year's Joey Palooza! And, don't worry about Lacie. She has so many dates to catch up on, and, Sophie will protect you!
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
Hahaha, Tanner, Tan Torkelson, Tannerbell... he should have a tv show like Paris had (has?) to find his new BFF. I bet he is going to get lots of applications!!! Have fun!
Love Clover xo
Joey, Tanner has clearly been sent here to try your patience. (Like some Girlies have for me!)
Good advice from your Dad, though. When he meets his new BFF, he'll know!
Let's hope Tanner doesn't start using that drumstick as his thinking stick or it will be history in no time. That is some serious thinking he is doing there.
Tail wags, the OP Pack
Well, it IS more talented and intelligent than his last BFF.
wally t.
Hi, Joey!
Watching Tanner in the video I thought he was having a serious thinking but knowing the result I guess he was not thinking pretty clear!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
I like drum sticks too!! We have something else in common!! You can be my husband and I can be your wife and your BFF if you want.....then you won't get into any trouble. I ate Kendra's drumsticks..>She got madd at me!!!
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