OMDOG so like you saw that pic of me and PARIS at the JoeyPalooza and you guys thought OMDOG Tanner just met this FUN babe named PARIS! She is all like RICH and FAMEROUS and stuff but like she TOTALLY loves me and we have been hanging out for a WHILE. She had this other dog that WAS so not cool called TINKERBELL but I decided I want to be her new BFF so you can call me TANNERBELL oK??
She is NOT my girlfriend, she is just like my new BFF?! OK?!!!! omdog she has this saying she says, it goes THATS HOT.
I have that saying that is WHATSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!! so we combined it and our new saying is
OMDOG don't we look greaterest together!??!?! Thanks to PETEY for snipping this pic from the US Weekly! I mean, everywhere PARIS goes the Pupperazzi follows.
Mom wonders HOW I got around to meeting this PARIS but like, she forgets I CAN FLY DUH!? And its like totally BORING around here when Old Man Joey goes to bed at like 9pm on a Friday so MAYBE I fly out and do some CLUBBING ya know!?!?!