Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, March 19, 2009


As if I don't have enough stress getting ready for this movie, it turns out Tanner has totally RUINED the premiere!!! Of course, Lacie was involved in this, I should have known.

While we were slaving away at Begadoon, Tanner has been making his own film...

Check out the drama at Petey's blog.

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I mean, look at that Doofus?! And then look what happened when he got home...

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Oh man MOM IS NOT AMUSED!!!! He managed to rub up against EVERYTHING except me!

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The Doofus better have that second blender that Lacie cannot find because Mom is going to need a super strong blender drink after this!!!

29 Stains:

Blogger Gus said...

Joey! Tell your mom a little KILZ will take care of the paint. We have had similar problems(ahem, not me!) so muzzer has done some experimenting.

I suggest he name his movie Tanner Fheart...more of a reality film.


6:55 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Beagadoon was simply beautiful and isn't it too bad that Tan Torkelton had to try and ruin it. Not only the play but his Mom and Dad's home.
I personally don't like to say this, but it seems to me Tanner could use a weekly visit with a dog psychiatrist for a lot of weeks!


7:14 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

BOL...Watch out, Joey...You might be next...

Abby xxxooo

7:15 PM  
Blogger Petey said...

At least he didn't try to portray Mary Queen of Scots or he really would have lost his head! (Hmm, maybe a good role for Lacie...)

Can Tanner win the next Doofus award?

Thanks for the nomination! Mango nominated us for Blog of the Month too so hopefully we'll win one! It's like Oscar season. Didn't you think you did a great job? No one can match Joe Stains for great expressions!

Your pal and co-star,


7:20 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
You should not let him watch all those pictures!
Prepare you mom a good drink and go to sleep!
Kisses and hugs

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe! I just watched Beagadoon and you were fantastic! You totally nailed the character of Jeff in every scene you were in. Great job! (Sorry about Tanner turning your house blue.)

See ya!

7:57 PM  
Blogger Mason Dixie said...

Oh no how will your mom ever get those stains out.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Rudy said...

Bwaaahaahaa! I can't believe that makeup job! I hope someone's there to catch your Mom when she sees that mess....


8:19 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

He truly is 'special' in that short bus kind of way!


8:30 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Tannerheart...LMAO..too crazy you little silly boston terrorist...

9:15 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

I do love Gussie's selection of a title fow Tannew's film..and he looks so innocent and peaceful sneeping on that bootiful sofa..I thinkyouw Mom should have him clean it up, ow bettew yet get pwofessionals and take it out of his allowance
smoochie kisses

9:50 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Oh boy.. I dont think your mom will be happy with the blue stains

~ Bae

11:42 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, the adventures that you and your mom have to put up with, Joey! Tanner does keep you on your toes, doesn't he?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:33 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

We can see who the "good" brother is here!!!

5:07 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Tanner you better give Dad some money to take Mom out for the blender drinkies....

You DO NOT want her to see that sober....

You guys just thought GROUNDED was a bad thing...


5:19 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

That is some incredibly opaque face paint dude. I'm amazed that you got it all off of you!

7:21 AM  
Blogger Tee said...

Think you've got to stop Tan boy there from watching too many movies ... it's muddled his brains ...

Licks and Wags,

Tuffy of Dog Woods

8:16 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... but I am still really pissed about Tanner ruining our premiere.


8:22 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Gulp! It gives me comfort knowing how much your mom loves you, Tanner. It might require this kind of love to excuse the blue stains.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, again, Joey...

Wouldn't this qualify Tanner for the Ultimate Stain Award??

Abby xxxooo

10:33 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Joey, Never mind the Tanner affair -- you were fantastic in your role in Beagadoon!!!!

That was so much fun -- the dogs on the DWB have so many talents!! Our humans are just the luckiest people ever.

We're glad you're right there in Cactus League HQ and get to see lots of games!! There's something fresh and wonderful about spring training, isn't there?

Sadly (for us) teams from Florida are being lured to Arizona. We just hope our Redbirds don't succumb.

Jake and Just Harry

11:02 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Beagadoon was still awesome - we loved it and have gone back to see it a few times. Maybe Tanner is experimenting with a different kind of Stain award.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

11:03 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Oh no! I hope he did not show his rear like Braveheart. And I hope he did not learn anything else from Mel Gibson. Don't want him calling your granny Sugar T***.

wally t.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Its not enough that he was totally in the wrong movie, but he had to leave stains all over the place. And he didn't get in trouble?


3:51 PM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Couldn't he keep that paint under his kilt??

5:04 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

You can't put makeup on a doof and expect him to remove it. Oh, I guess that is what he was doing.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Well you were fantastic in your role...Archie says to tell the Doof that he should go and get your Mom one of those Tide pens that remove stains...( i don't know why it doesn't work on the stains he makes here) Love A+A

7:12 PM  
Blogger Suzuki said...

Oh oh, someone is in trouble...
Big licks to you

12:02 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm i think tanner mite hav ben haynging owt with the crazy red nose wot i got frum my frends in scotland!!! ok bye

9:46 AM  

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