Evidence of why Tanner is BAD BAD BAD!

I appreciate all the sympathy from the readers who recognized that the Doofus is truly mean and has no compassion. I would like to point out some other things he has done recently that truly make me look like the best dog in the world.




Not sure what you are looking at here? Well its the blanket on the big human bed. All that white CRAP is pieces of the corn shank. And who do you think is UNDER that messy, gross blanket...




You guessed it, the Doofus himself. Mom was really grumpy when she saw the blanket!!



So what does Tanner do, he pulls his "I am sooo cute you cannot ever be mad at me" routine. It works nearly every time.



Then last night, Mom was in bed reading when she heard something go thump under the bed. I told her I would check it out.



I started to do a thorough investigation when I heard Tanner yell, NO JOEY!!



Then he tried to get under the bed before me...



Well just look what that little menace had stashed under the bed!!! He got that out of the garbage and ran right under the bed with it. He learned how to do that from Agatha who has her very own bomb shelter under the bed. The Doofus got that out of the trash, ran right into the room where Mom was and went under the bed that she was SITTING ON. He really has no brains at all!!!

I think I need a vacation from this place...