Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Wedding EVE!

Mom is not freaking out, and its the night before her wedding, can you believe it??

Dad is not freaking out either, this Wii thing must be stress relieving. I still don't get it. Mom gets mad when I bark at them for waving their arms around like crazy. Tanner was guarding his toys thinking they might pick them up and start flinging them around the room too!

We helped Mom open her birthday gifts, but we did NOT get any cake. We DID get a lot of snackies from the human pups, they are great.

Finally, I have to tell you that we helped Mom out big time on her birthday. Mom really doesn't like this (ugly) blue pillow thing that Dad uses when he plays video games. Well, we decided that for Mom's birthday we would get rid of it for her.

It was quite fun.

We left a bit of a mess...

Then it really busted and we made a HUGE mess!! OMDOG the human pups and our Aunt were laughing SO hard and Mom was not even stopping us because she thought that thing was UGLY! It was PAWESOME!!!!

Well, we are off to make sure Mom and Dad don't get cold feet. We will provide lots of natural gas to keep them warm!! HAH!

37 Stains:

Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Yeah.. You doggies are doing great. Can't wait to see pictures of the wedding. :)

~ Girl girl

12:36 AM  
Blogger Helios said...

Ohh... isn't it great to 'legally' kill toys?

And happy wedding day! I hope you get loads of yummies!

12:53 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

What an awesome idea to kill something that stresses out your mom! We bet she's still smiling! Great work, guys!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

1:58 AM  
Blogger BWTH Dog House said...

Oh your hooman are cool playing game on the wedding eve and you guys are super cool killing a toys on wedding eve.

happy wedding!!

slurpy licks,

3:08 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey, That pillow really sploded big time. Better not do that to the couch. Tell your mom and dad to have a great wedding and to maybe wear some big wool socks, just in case.


4:20 AM  
Blogger Snowball said...

What a great bday pressie you have given to your mum by destroying what she doesn't like. She must be really proud of the both of you.

I am sure the wedding is going to be perfect. Remember to post more pictures to show us.


4:38 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

That was so thoughtful of you guys to help your mom out like that!

So today is finally the day??
Happy Wedding Day!!

4:54 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
happy wedding day!!!!!

celebratory wags from the whippets

5:50 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

You gave your mom a great birthday gift when you ripped apart that ugly stuffie. Woo!

Too bad you missed out on the cake, though.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Oh what a lovely birthday gift for your Mom. We are looking forward to wedding pictures too.


ps..e.rabbit wanted to meet you, but decided with the wedding so close, she would be polite and refrain. she sends her love and kisset too.

7:42 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

No cake for you? If you had gotten some cake, maybe your Dad would still have his video game chair - or maybe not. The world will never know. That looks like you guys had a ton of fun tearing it up!
Happy wedding day to your Mom and Dad!!!!

8:01 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

I can't believe how that thing sploded!
Happy wedding day!

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy wedding day!

Maybe you'll get some cake today...


8:35 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Joe & Tanner!
How pawesome that you got to rip up that ugly blue thing!
Hope the wedding was fun!
Love Clover xo

10:12 AM  
Blogger Sparky said...


Your humans are getting married today? My human brother got married on June 2nd too, last year. I suppose this is a good time of the year for weddings, hee hee!

Man, you got to tear apart that pillow and you didn't even get in trouble?! That's awesome! I wish I could have helped!


10:38 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Joey and Tannewthat was so thoughtful of you to get wid of the pillow fow youw Mom...Happy late Birfday to hew, and `HAPPY WEDDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sowwy I didn't come befowe, but now that Daddi is finally home fwom hopsital I can come na dheaw all about youw faboolous weekend

CONGWATULATIONS to youw pawents, and to you guys fow not being little batawds any mowe, heheh
smoochie kisses

10:43 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

OMG Joe and Tanner, what did your dad think of that???

Noah Willow Tess Lucy
ps. Have fun at the wedding

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joey & Tanner that looked like fun Nanny takes everything I rip up away so I don't make a mess, she is no fun. Have a pawsome time at the wedding and don't forget we want to see piktors.
Hugs, bellyrubs, smoochies

1:39 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i think humans sometimes underestimate the power of a good dog.....we can do what they want us to do even without them telling us to do it...good work on the blue pillow boys....

1:47 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

OH Joe!

Did woo have an entire pakhk of Siberians over that blew their khoats??

Good work on the destuffing!!!

Khongrats&Khysses to your mom fur not being nervous,

4:54 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
I think you gave your mom a great birthday gift killing that pillow!
I will be waiting for a complete report of the wedding, ok?
Kisses and hugs

5:39 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

That must be the best present that your mom ever got.

Boy n Baby

6:51 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

Wow, you two did great work, especially as a team!!!!

Hope all goes well for the wedding!!!

Happy wishes from me!


8:57 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

My dad is trying his best to convince my mom that we NEED one of those Wii things at home! Hiak hiak.. so far she's not moved.
That was a big 'splosion'.. I wish I had a toy that big to kill!
Happy Wedding Day to your mom n dad.. don't forget the pictures!

10:56 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Congratulations to PAPA and MAMA STAINS!!

11:35 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

I'm back from kennels and looking forward to catching up with everyones blogs.

Simba x

12:44 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Hello joey.
Impatient wedding photo.
A photograph of , and put together.. and a happy smile there. :)

from loved ume tyan

12:46 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Good job with the ugly pillow thing. I think your dad needs some of the interior decorating advice.

So are your mom and dad like totally married now?


5:44 AM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh MY...that stuffie destruction the biggest pile of fiberfill we've ever seen....WE BOW TO YOU AND TANNER!!! (All three terriers bow their heads in respect...)

Um A Wedding???
A Wedding?


There are priorities here.....

GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happiest congrats to ur Peeps!!!!!

Scruffy, Lacie, B. Stan

who go off singin'


5:53 AM  
Blogger Murphey said...

Happy Happy Wedding Day!

Congratulations. And what a great gift, destruction of ugly pillow, go Joey and Tanner!


7:27 AM  
Blogger Lenny said...

You guys are so nice to your mom. Good work!

Your friend, Lenny

9:01 AM  
Blogger WinstonBerry said...

Oh my goodness!! Such destruction!!! I LOVE IT!!! :P

I hope your mom and dad had a lovely and wonderful wedding day!

Winnie :-)

9:32 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Nice work on the cushion!

Look forward to hearing all about the wedding, how exciting!

Toodle pip
Harry x

10:48 AM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Hey pals, nice work on the cushion! What did your Dad say?! J x

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Marvin said...

Hey, I am risen from the flames like a phee oh nix ......

I am catching up with all the dog blog news,

so here goes, I am so late with all my wishes.

congrats to your Ma and Pa, and also Happy Barkday to your Ma.

It almost is a poem you know.

love and many distant licks,

Marvin xxxxx

1:02 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

WOWZERS! Great work on that pillow! Ha roooooooooo!
Play bows,
(We're playing catch up, too!)

8:11 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

You guys are so helpful to your mom. Like a wedding present-- getting rid of that ugly pillow for her.


10:50 AM  

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