Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Tree Thieves!!!

So today we were just hanging out when all of the sudden the Doofus ran to the sliding glass doors and started barking.

I ran right over to see what in the heck was going on...

OMDOG someone is stealing our TREES!!

This giant guy with a chainsaw came to cut down our trees that we pee on EVERY DAY! Apparently they died last year when it got super duper cold so we had to get a couple cut down!

Mom tried to give us Busy Bones to occupy us, but I had to keep an eye on these guys!!

Holy cow the wood chipping thing sure is amazing, a tree goes in and then it shoots out ground tree like a bazillion miles an hour!! I had to make sure these guys weren't slacking! I was on high alert the whole time.

Tanner did not take his guard duty seriously! He just hung out with Dad!

I kept my eye on them the whole time. They did a good job and now we don't have to worry about dead trees falling on our house!! But what am I supposed to pee on????

21 Stains:

Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Great job on the guard duty, Joey! Be suspicious of anyone with a chainsaw and a wood chipper! That's what we always say!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

5:38 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

MMMM, maybe Tanner's head?

(just Kiddin Doofus)


5:45 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Aww that is a question we bostons ponder 24/7.
Anyhoo, you make an amazing guard dog Joe. That picture of you with yours eyes wide open is priceless!

5:53 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Whoa dude! They are SO LUCKY they have you on guard duty. What if those guys had tried to put your HOUSE in the woodchipper. Not cool.


6:01 AM  
Blogger Snowball said...

You are good at your job, to guard the house. Did you get a treat for that?


6:38 AM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Joey: I have serious issues with anyone who dares even look at any of MY trees, and I don't even pee on them. Makes me sad they died. Maybe your mom & dad will plant new ones!?

Love the 'on alert' pic. You're so handsome!

luv ya
Lola Smiles

6:48 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joe, I am so proud of you. That guy was ginormous! It's a tough job to supervise those big fellas, but you did a stellar job. I'm so impressed. Big smoochie!


7:23 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

You are a very scary guard dog, Joe Stains. Very SCARY. We believe the Chain Saw Massacre Man chipped up your trees to destroy the evidence to escape your wrath.
You should pee on the Chain Saw Massacre Man's tires of his truck just to show him.

wags from the whippets

8:24 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

You'we the best guawd evew, and I'm not wowwied..JOE STAINS will nevew wun out of places to pee!!!
Tell youw Dad to come close to the scween..I'm pouwing some Guiness thwough the pootew..hope Mommi doesn't mind..I only dwibbled a little
smoochie kisses,Asta

8:34 AM  
Blogger Eddie N Peaches said...

You certainly were at attention! Good job.
For pee poles, Eddie would suggest picnic tables, lawn furniture, shrubbery, or fence posts. Or, you can have your Momma and Poppa go to the cool pet stuff store and get one of those fake fire hydrants.
Good luck. Hope you get to pee soon!
Whoofs & Baroos,
Eddie, Peaches,& Bella

8:50 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh my, there goes your pee-mail tree. Bit don't worry, that guy will be able to smell all that fragrance on it & will know who did it, BOL!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

10:24 AM  
Blogger ODIES said...

mabey your dad and mom will plant new trees or a bush so you can do your buisness


11:30 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Whoa,you are one heck of a guard dog!! THat guy must have been shaking.We are a bit worried though(archie more than Agatha) Where will you boys pee?? Love A+A

11:33 AM  
Anonymous tadpole said...

Whoa - that was like a HORROR MOVIE!!!

Humans do strangest things... pay people to steal things from our yard, pay people to steal our blood and stick things up our bums, pay people to cut our very own hair off our bodies... I just don't understand them.

Try peeing on your house, that's what I do and nobody's chopped up our house yet.

And Fig said to tell your dad he has a VERY cool shirt. :-)

12:06 PM  
Blogger vix said...

That high alert pic is the best!

2:51 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Pee on Doofus! Bwhahahahahaha! Those chipper things are super loud...way to go being a supreme supervisor.


3:05 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Geez Joe! We sure hope they grow you some new trees really soon! We would hate for you to have to hold it for very long...
Ozzie & Rocky

6:13 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

I guess you'll just have to revert to your old ways.

6:42 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

WOW! That IS high alert!

10:02 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

You sure are a very serious guard Joey. I hope you find a new pawsome place to pee

~ Girl girl

10:29 PM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

thank dog you were there to make sure those tree theives did their job!!

Frenchie Snorts

2:36 PM  

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