Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

POST 500!!!!!!!!!!!

WWHHAAAAATTTTTTSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! TOday is the 500th POST to ever go into this blog! HOW COOL IS THAT! That is like a whole lot of words and postings!! Joey is MAD that it is not on the day that is his day to do that blog. But then Mom said Joey, you got a package and it is from Lillie. I said, WTF Lillie is MY WIFE but then Mom said its just for his birthday!




ANd then look at that inside of the box! That is my name and that Lillie LOVES me. WHich is good since we are husband and wife.




Look at that card, its a wirey terrier! WIth a super cone on! poor dude!!




Joey got a ball for glowing in the dark! This is GREATS for the yard at night becausee we dont have lots of lights on the one side! THANKS LILLIE this is one great present.




LOOK that one says for Tanner TOO! That is me! I LOVE BACON!

Lillie even put in a thing for MOM to squirt oils with. Mom has one of those that she uses for Olives Oil, now she has one for to use with her WALLYNUT oil. I said oh Mom you really have WALLYNUT oil?! Then she said its just WALL NUT oil, I never seen oil coming out of our walls but I am pretty short so it must be on the higher part of the wall.

ANYWAY!!!




Joe said, COME HERE what is this bone?




He was all WTF is this?!




I said, EATS it like this ok? Its good!




SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!

Thank you SO SO much Lillie and Joey says it thanks TOO!

THIs was a great 500th post day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44 Stains:

Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

I'm SO glad you got your pressie! I am glad you liked it and that you weren't too sad that it was to Joey for his birfday. I hope Joey doesn't mind I trieded out his glow in the dark ball. I couldn't help it. You guys will have to play with it togever. It will be fun. Enjoy those bones! They are good for your toofies Joey!

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to Tanner & Joe on their 500th Blog, way to go guys.
Tanner, thanks to your sweet brother Joe Opal will have Wheely Wednesday and you have Tanner Tuesday, you think we can get some others to fill up the rest of the week?
Hugs,Bellyrubs,Smoochies
Pearl

5:44 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Congrats on you 500th!!!!!!OMG that bone looks soo good!!!! You will have to tell us how the glow in the dark ball is(not that we could ever use it because we would fight over it) Love A+A

6:13 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow tanner...she loves you...she really really loves you...you are one lucky doofus..i cant believe you are at 500 posts already..i am very proud of you...and especially your secretary...i remember way back when you were at the beginning...you sure did win alot of hearts boys...keep em coming...

7:00 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

W00t W00t!!! 500 posts! That is so cool!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:05 PM  
Blogger Ralph said...

Whoa- 500 posts, that is so neat. Joe- you have an awesome sister-in-law to send you all of those goodies!

Woof,
Ralph

7:07 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Happy 500! That's amazing!
Ike

7:20 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wow! 500. That's a lot of posts. I have no idea how many posts I have. So if Joey is still getting presents, does that mean it is still Joey Palooza?

xo
SB

P.S. I'm sure glad Lillie didn't forget to send a special message to you too, Tanner.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Congratulations! 500 posts? And many many more to come!
Lillie is so nice sending Joe and you and your mom those presents.
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

8:07 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Good job Tanner! Excellent report on the pressies, and I think you did not use ONE HBO word!

gussie

8:22 PM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

Tanner you did a great job on the 500th post! We always enjoy Tanner Tuesday, but er, uh, don't tell Joe, ok?
Ozzie & Rocky

8:23 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Wow and wow super huge congrats on #500!!!!!! Geesh that is really something to wa-hoooooooooo about. We love your blog and we love you guys and we would never bite any parts of you off (Sorry we are still shocked about the whole ear thing.)

congratulatory wags from the whippets who are so happy to know you

8:44 PM  
Blogger A&S said...

CONGRATULATIONS on numero 500!

9:13 PM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Joe! I saw you on Mango's page and thought I would stop by to say hi! I was looking at some of your pictures, and the many pokey things looked familiar...then I realized "Hey Joe lives in Arizona too!" I'm in Mesa...Do you ever go to Cosmo dog park?

Chew on my Friend!

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

9:45 PM  
Blogger Khady Lynn said...

Happy 500th post!!!! And shame on Lilie for show love to anyone but Joey!!! Well, I guess it's ok only ONCE!

Holly

9:51 PM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Hola!!! Cosmo dog park has been rated one of the top dog parks in the US!!! It has a huge lake to go swimming in and lots and lots of grass to run in with an obstacle course! They also have a fire hydrant that fills up a huge bowl of water for us! You should definately take a peek! It's a little ways from you, but it's on Ray between greenfield and higley!

10:43 PM  
Blogger Ben & Darling said...

Happy 500 !!!! Tanner, u are the LUCKY 500 !!! and those gift are pawsome.

11:53 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh Lillie sure is sweet. Looks like Joey enjoyed that bone very much

~ Girl girl

12:43 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Those bones look mighty tasty, once you get the hang of holding onto them!

Toodle pip
Harry x

2:06 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

500 posts is a lot of posts! Congratulations! Lillie sends good stuff! Those bones look yummy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:29 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Those bones look soooo good. Drooling on keyboard.

Simba x

2:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great present - and I can just tell you're enjoying that chew and daydreaming about your wife Lillie!!

Happy 50th post too :)

River

3:58 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Congratulations dudes on your 500th post! You really are good at making my mom smile!

Lillie is a sweetie for sending you all those goodies! We have a glow ball too and it is soooo fun!

5:18 AM  
Blogger Jessie, Jake and Lola said...

Wow that sure is a lovely pressie!

6:29 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Congwatulations on posts..you'we wight , that is like a whole lot of wowds! and how cool that you got 9I mean Joey got) pwessies fwom Lillie youw wife...that bone looks yummielicious
You wewe not supposed to indulge Mommi in fishing fow compliments, just tell hew the twuf about hew haiw..(Mommi says when someone is young and bootiful like youw Mom, it doesn't mattew what they do to thei haiw)
I'm just glad I have tewwiew cuwls
smoochie kisses,
Asta

6:42 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Wowzers, you sure have a nice wife, Tan-man!
Congrats on your 500th!
Play bows,
Zim

7:34 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Happy 500th! What a great way to celebrate.

Sherman, Penny & Lola

7:40 AM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Congrats on your 500th! That's amazing. You guys are Tenacious Bloggers!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

7:43 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Congratulations, buddies! You and Joey are a FORCE of fierceness on the internets! There's nodog else like you guys! So glad I found ya and that we're buddies.

Your wife sent some fine looking things to Joe for his birthday. Keep that celebration going for as long as possible!

Enjoy the treats, man! (I KNOW you will)!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

7:44 AM  
Blogger H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Congrats on the 500th blog milestone! Wooooooo!

8:01 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow, you got such great stuff from your friend! I've seen that glow in the ark ball here too but my hooman M don't want to buy it but yet, complaining that my tennis ball gets lost in the dark. Hmph! I bet that bacon chew was delish!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

10:52 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Congrats on 500 posts. We have been lucky to get 5 with the cheap help we have. You guys made a haul from Lillie. Tanner, you have one great lady there. Grammie is getting excited about the baseball being on TV. It keeps Pappy in a trance for months. I get to sit in the big chair with him for hours on end.

10:56 AM  
Blogger H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

BTW, I'm visiting every DWB blog. I just reached yours on the randomized list!

Woooooooooooooooooooo!

10:59 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

500? That's like way BIG! How could you think of so many words to write?

11:51 AM  
Blogger Balboa said...

WOW, 500 posts, that's amazing.

You have a wonderful and sweet wife!!!!

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

2:32 PM  
Blogger Emma the Golden Girl said...

and the Canine Kids said,
What wonderful gifts you got!
Congratulations on your 500th post. That's 500 times we have gotten to share your amazing lives. Here's to the next 500.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

Happy 500th post! Cool presents, too!

3:26 PM  
Blogger kaui said...

CONGRATS on your 500th post!!

4:44 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Wait, are you saying I could be selling my Wally Nut Oil? For fancy chefs to squirt on their food? SWEET!

wally nut.

5:12 PM  
Blogger Bolota said...

Happy 500!!!!! Bet you're proudly drooling, I would ;) sluuurp

6:31 PM  
Blogger Myeo said...

Congratulations on the 500th blog.. i think ours still have a looooong way to go :P

Love
Boy n Baby

6:58 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh what a nice pressie from Lillie

10:20 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Wow that a lot of blogging for a couple of doggies! Good stuff from Lillie. Glad there's a bone for you.

Deefro

6:13 AM  
Blogger Snowball said...

wow.. you have the honor to post the 500th post on the blog? Its awesome! I have only 1/5 number of posts on my blog compared to yours.

Lille has sent you some great gifts. Is the ball still alive?

Luv
Snowball

12:14 PM  

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