Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Lots of things to cover here.......

(I know it is technically still Tuesday in the US but whatever, here is my entry as it is still MY blog)

First of all, can you all BELIEVE what that darn Doofus did?! I cannot even believe that little brat and I live with him! He keeps running around talking about how the trash can simply "Sploded" everywhere and he was just helping clean crumbs out of the carpet. I am not sure how he explained the box of triscuits he RIPPED open or where the 10 or so Triscuits in the box went, but I certainly did not eat even one. ahem. On to other things...

Lots of dogs visit my page, I want to be sure to put you in my links, PLEASE email me your blog linky here, josephstains @ gmail .com (if you are new to this, take out those spaces I put in that prevent spammers from emailing me viagra ads) and I will have my lazy Mom update our links soon! Also, if you comment and I haven't come to comment on your blog YELL REAL loud and Mom will add you to our bloglines so we know when you update! and now on to...

Important things, like baseball. Tanner does NOT understand why we are cheering for Cleveland to win this series so I had to give him a little lesson. The most important thing you must learn is this:


BOSTON SUCKS! Not Boston Terriers, and not any friend in boston, and not even the city, but the RED SOX! They are the worst team and you cannnnnot cheer for them!! (The doof seems a little intimidated by my teaching style?)

So then I explain to him that this is why he is allowed to cheer for his hometown team, The Cleveland Indians. If you didn't know Tanner was rescued from a shelter in Ohio by my Aunt Patty and then she drove him alll the way out here. So he has some old loyalty to Ohio. BUT NOT THE BROWNS?! What do we do to the BROWNS Tanner?!


That is RIGHT, we TEAR THEM UP!


Then we POOP on them!?!!! (sorry aunt patty, no browns stuff was REALLY pooped on in the making of this entry)

So we are just about to end the class when Tanner said,

UM HEY BUDS WHAT ABOUT THEM YANKEES?!


I do not want to talk about the Yankees right now, Doofus face.


*sigh* Maybe next year?

But for now...Hey Red Sox...


You can KISS MY BOSTON BUTT?!! wooo gooo CLEVELAND!!!!

32 Stains:

Anonymous chiyo said...

ooooooh that is some serious stuff, joey. i almost thought twice you were going to stain!! first on the browns thingamum and then 2nd in that last picture.

how mad was your mom after tanner sploded your uncle's room? did she give some of his stuff to you, l ike bully sticks?

wow cool your dad has some friends in sweden? we could use some friendly faces there, we know no one!!! i am going to email you instead of writing everything here :)

love..
chiyo

10:04 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Haaa. Joey.. I can't believe there's pooping poses and butt shots in today's bloggie **giggles**
I hope Tanner wasn't in too much trouble for making the trash explode

ps. I'm checking on your bunny rescue post.

~ Girl girl

11:14 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

That was some lesson there. And we thought you really poop there..phew

We saw what Tanner did and we shocked beyond words.. Err no way we will do anything like that..err err

Love
Boy n Baby

12:15 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hahahaha!!! Like that last picture, soooo furrrny! This picture deserved to be nominated. Hehehe!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:22 AM  
Blogger Scrappy and Pebbles said...

ROFL that last pic is just too funny


Scrappy and Pebbles

2:08 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Cute butt, Joey but we can't hate the RedSox! My dad's new heart came from a very generous woman who lived in the Boston area! We love anything Boston! That city saved our lives!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

2:30 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

I think I need to do some reading up on the American sports. I only really know rugby and cricket.

Toodle pip,
Harry x

4:23 AM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

OMG, Joe! That is the best post EVER. We are *so* showing it to our dad last night. We haven't uttered a single word about the Yankees since...you know...that fateful night. But we think in this case it will be okay. Great job!

Wiley & Fievel

5:54 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Wow Joe...you are such a good teacher...I sure do the Doof gets it!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

6:04 AM  
Blogger Sir Chance-Lot said...

Heheh too funny~you are my friend of the week:O)))

6:59 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Okay, we'll talk to our dad to see if we can root for them. Usually, once the CARDINALS and the d-Backs are eliminated (no poop joke intended) we just turn off the tv. But maybe, cause joe stains says so, OK

7:51 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hahaha - you're funny Joey! I hope Tanner learns a lot from your lessons!
Love Clover xo

8:14 AM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Wow! I am impressed by your teaching methods, the Doofus will go far if he follows your instructions.

Your butt shot at the end was hilarious!

love and licks, Marv xxxxx

8:25 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Yay! Finally some sports we agree on. I hate the Red Sox, too! And I'm rooting for the Indianables because my ma ape has a friend from CLEVELAND and maybe she knows Doofus?

There are SO MANY teams I'd like to share that BUTT SHOT with!

wally.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

That's right...Go Injuns...Poop on you Brownies!

Sherman

10:05 AM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Oh Joe! You are tooooo funny. You always, always, make our day!

12:52 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe
I hope Tanner and some others have learnt the lesson!
I don't want to talk about Yankees either, like you... until next year!
Your last picture is very graphic, lets hope Red Sox understand it!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

2:39 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Nice tail dude! Mine is missing hair too.
I don't know about sports at all because my boring mom and dad aren't that interested, but I'll take your word for it and snort for Cleveland.
Ike

2:56 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Joe,

Do you have a PhD. in intimidation and trash talk, man? Looks like you know your stuff, but I can see why the Doofus might be a little overwhelmed by your teaching... style.

Love that last photo. It is truly priceless. Your mama MUST be sooooo proud.

Goober love,
Stanley

3:23 PM  
Blogger Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Too funny, we thoughts we were going to laugh ourselves silly at the last picture.

3:37 PM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

It plays a trick, and it ..pardon.. comes though it beats when hips have been put out to
a bad child. :)

from loved ume tyan

6:12 PM  
Blogger Ginger said...

Nice butt shot!!

My people are going crazy about the Rockies - they're yellin & whoopin & hollerin a lot when they watch them on TV. They like going to Rockies games but they always leave me along & come back smelling like peanuts & HOTDOGS (no fair)!! Mom says she's gonna try to get tix to go to the World Series game in Denver so she needs to get her clicking finger ready to buy them online - her and about a billion other people!!

Nubbin wags
Ginger

7:24 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Joey,
Great BUTT shot. hehe.... :P Life with Tanner is probably never boring I must say.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

A dog has to take a stand. No sitting on the wall when it comes to playing ball. No pooping on the wall either .... or the couch, as the case may be.

8:07 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

P.S. What are bloglines, and how do I get them?

8:07 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

all this baseball stuff just really gives me a big old headache...but that is okay ...girls dont have to like baseball..mommy says i have to like hockey cuz dad is a french canadian and if i dont like hockey his heart will probably splode just like your uncles room

10:11 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Hi Joe
Hope you are barking a little for the Rockies. I don't care if they beat the Indians or the Red Sox. You can poop on both of them.

Nice tails

Deefor

7:00 AM  
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7:00 AM  
Blogger FleasGang said...

Somewhere I have an old Steeler shirt with "Dallas Sucks" on the back of it. Might have to break it out this year. Stain on, Joey.

The Fleas

12:05 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Joey
you suwe awe sewious about youw loyalties! I like that in a man...I mean Doggie..you give vewy cleaw and excellent lessons too..maybe you could be a guest lectoowew in my Daddi's class?
I've missed you ,you haven't visited lately..sowwy about the yankees..i didn't do it
smoochie kisses
asta

12:07 PM  
Blogger Russell said...

enough with baseball... HOCKEY.

Go Pens
Go Pens
Go Pens

Russ

1:24 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Wellllllllll,Sorry to say WE ARE ROOTING FOR THE SOX!!!!! but.... you will have your wish becasue the Sox are stinking up the joint!!!!!! Love A+A

5:10 PM  

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