Tuesday again! FREAKIN SWEET!

Whatttttttssssssssuppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!! I went to the vets again and OMG they love me there and are like TANNER WHATS UUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! Then the vet who is so pretty and is french her name is doctor boo joe lay or like Boo loo jays or something like that is like OH Tanner your leg looks so good and I was like thanks lady. Then she washed it and said ok you can go home and Mom said I dont have to go back there again and I said whew ok but its not that bad anymore because they dont use the thing that goes in your as...butt that takes your hotness and they use one in your ear that goes BEEP and takes like 3 seconds not like five minutes of something in yer butt.


Speaking of butts I saw Joey's the other day and I was like hm what does it smell like back there and I was like


WOAH folks Joe is always talkin like his shi...poop don't stink, but man it doesnt smell so good back there! Then Joey says then get yoru face out of there doofus and I was like OMG Joe you sTINK!!!!!


So I decided to go get a cool shirt on because I know I want to look good for all of you dogs out there especially Lillie and I want to be sure to be like SO handsome and SO the best because Joe says he is the best and I am getting a little tired of it. So I dumped out the Toy box and mom said TANNER WHY!? and I said WHATTTTTTSUPPPPPPP!!!!!
OMG its always so funny!


Check me out, do you see me? hey, seriously, do you see me?! I got this new toy so I don't chew on my arm and eat the sore spot and I spit all over when I chew and everyone says its gross. Then the other night I drank really fast and then barfed on the floor at 5am. Then the other night I totally ate the garbage can and it was so much fun and dad was laughing and I was like this is the best toy and then mom came in and I was like oh shi...crap, I am busted and I was like Joey made me do it, and mom said ya right.

So this week I am not that exciting and some people want me on Thursday too but I have so much to do and I ahve to mess joey up on thursdays, like all day, so I can't do it but sometimes maybe if something really cool happens I will update on other days of the week but I really dont do a lot except bark at joey and sleep and poop and eat and ummmm watch TV.

So thanks for all the nice things eveyrone said when my leg was all messed up and now its just a scar and scars are cool because it means I am a tough guy and the only scar joey has is the top of his ear got bit off by a greyhound and its like joey greyhounds is a bus so how could it bite your ear and he thinks he is SO smart. i think surgeries is much tougher than having a bus bite your ear? right?