Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, March 19, 2007

WARNING Gross Photos!

So, we have some catching up to do, but apparently Mom and Dad have a friend coming in to town Wednesday, then they are having a BIG BBQ and WE ARE NOT INVITED! Now I am yelling! We have to go to our grandparent's house. What a RIP OFF! I mean, we will get tons of treats, but do you know the kinds of things they eat at a BBQ!!

Anyway, we probably won't have time to catch up on too many dog's blogs, so keep us posted if anything needs our immediate attention!!

Card from Maggie
First order of business is to thank Maggie for this wonderful card for my Joey Palooza!

card from Maggie
This one is better because it is beautiful Maggie herself! THANK YOU Maggie!!

what is it
Here is us opening Miss Sunshade's package. You can see the Doof was still bandaged when we got it.

not for doofus
It said NO DOOFUS!!!!! AWESOME!!!

not for doofus
And it said it was NOT from Sunshade's STINKY!

 from miss sunshade
There was a GREAT card.

 from miss sunshade
It was even signed by Miss Sunshade.

joey inspects, from miss sunshade
Mom hung this in our front window, to scare away bad guys!!!

joey inspects, from miss sunshade
Sunshade also got us this handsome wooden hanger to put our leashes on! It is sooo nice!

joey
We hung them right by these beautiful drawings our Dad's Grandpa made of us. Isn't he a great artist!!

tanner
He captured the essence of the Doofus Face

from miss sunshade
There he is!! Of course you all saw the GREAT shirts she got us. THANK YOU MISS SUNSHADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, here are the gross pictures, DON'T SCROLL DOWN IF YOU DONT LIKE OUCHIES! Oh man, I am yelling again!

tanner incision
OUCH!

tanner incision
GROSS!

24 Stains:

Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Joey,
Your grandpa can draw really well!! Those paintings look so lifelike. Does he paint for a living?
Why can't your hoomans leave you two at home for the BBQ? You can always help them out to *entertain* their guests right?
Oh man, the wound looks very raw but at least it's healing well. Will doofus need to go back to get the stitches off or will the stitches dissolve on their own?

7:50 PM  
Blogger Fu Fu said...

Hey Tanner, your foot looks a big OUCHIE. I hope it's better now. Those are nice gifts from Sunshade... And nice paintings of your guys. :)

~ fufu

7:52 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Joey,
I wish my mum heeded ur advice when u warned us abt scrolling down to see Tanner's ouchies.. Poor poor Tanner.. now she is going on abt how brave he was, blah blah..
Those drawings are GREAT!! Your dad's Granpa must be a fab artist!!

8:50 PM  
Blogger Myeo said...

oooh, that looks ouch. Poor Tanner. Hey Joey, see that..as doofus as Tanner can be, he is such a strong boy.

We love the painting. It looks so real just like both of you.

Love
Boy n Baby

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OWIIEEEEE!!! can the bandage stay off now? HM says the stitches remind her of some franken person. so now doofus can be doofrankie.

hehe bootiful card and pictures you got there.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

That leg looks very sore, poor thing. No BBQ!!! That can't be right.

Simba xx

2:00 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

ohhhhhhhh Tanner! Your legs looks so sore! I hurt for you!
Love the drawings your grampa did of you guys! What a super talented man!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

2:48 AM  
Blogger Oscar's mummy and daddy said...

Wow, you got some COOL gifts from Sunshade!

Owie, Tanner's leg does look kind of sore.

Licks
Oscar x

2:55 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh Joe, your Grandpa is one talented person!

Sorry you are not going to the BBQ, I am allowed to go to ours, why they not let you go??

Poor Doofus, bet that is so sore, be kind to Tanner while he gets better!

Sunshade is so kind.

Lovely photos yet again, you need to give my Jeannie some tips, she keeps getting her shadow in the pictures!!!! Heeee! Heeeee!

5:42 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Oh Tanner, buddy...you need to milk those photos for all they are worth. Poor Doofus Face! OUCH! Probably best that you're not home for the BBQ...you cuold get hurt! Although if your Mum & Dad reeeally loved you, they'd save you a couple hot dogs!.

Sherman, Penny & Lola

5:56 AM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

oh tanner, that looks PAINFUL! it's like the lower part of your leg was detached from the upper part. gosh!

wet wet licks

Boo

6:04 AM  
Blogger Willie and Waylon said...

We have been out of town and missed the vet story. We are so glad to hear Doofus is doing well and we know that everything will be okay. When I had all of my leg surgeries I did not wear an e-collar because Willie would try to attack me. And I was not a good patient - always wanting to run and jump.

6:16 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Oh my goodness! Are you sure they didn't cut off the leg and sew it back on?! Poor Tanner - that looks horribly painful! Glad your getting lots of nice things to keep your spirits up.

7:36 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Awwwwww! Poor Tanner! I hope his owie heals FAST!
Your grandpa's work is awesome! REALLY!
Hey... maybe hanging that sign in your window will keep that CAT away!
Play bows,
Zim

7:54 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Does your grandpa do drawings for others? My mom wants to hire him. I like your leash holder. It is nice.
Tanners foot look kind of yucky but it will get better. i can't beleive your humans won't let you stay for the BBQ

8:56 AM  
Blogger Murphey said...

Cool! I love the shots of the ouchie, gross, but way cool. Stiches are a pain though, mine made me itch something fierce and I had to wear the cone of silence.

Sorry about the BBQ, come visit me and we'll have a party instead!

Murph the Dog

12:19 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

GAROOOOOOOOOOOSE A MONGO DUDE...poor doofy...that looks ouchy...now we will be able to tell doofus by his groooooooosss scars...just adding to you hottness ratio there joe....i am going to get my gramma to draw a picture of me...i bet it will be fabulous.....

1:04 PM  
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2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome presents, joey! i wonder where sunshade got the leash-holder...? i need one because the one we use now keeps falling off the wall and banging me on the head.

2:18 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Whoa--those pictures are really nice!

Ouch! That looks like quite the owie on poor Doofus.

A BBQ without dogs is no BBQ. I LOVE BBQs and start drooling as soon as the charcoal bag comes out. You should appeal that. For the sake of the apes--who will entertain them?

wally.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Ooooh ouch! What the freaking h*ll did I miss!?!? Did you convince the Doof to slit his wrists?

Bussie Kissies
Buster

4:20 PM  
Blogger Sunshade said...

HOLY... that's one big incision they made on poor Doofus. I can almost feel his pain just from looking at the pictures...

On a lighter note, those are such nice paintings!!!! I'm glad you like your pressies, you guys are the funniest..hehe!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

6:08 AM  
Blogger The Leskiw Gang said...

Joe,
Glad you got the card I sent you, Also the pic of me. I love your shirt.
Paws & Kisses,
Maggie Rose

9:21 AM  
Blogger Deanna said...

OMG! That looks painful! Poor Tanner!

Great art of you guys!

10:02 PM  

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