You can't keep a good Tan down!!!

WHATSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!

Did you guys see me? Did you? Did you see my leg??? OMG! Friday was total BullShi...

woah, um MOm said I can't use the words I learned on all the TV I watch. BUt really what happened to me was CRAP! OMG!! I got a car ride like so early in the morning when old man Joey was still sleepings in his bed. and I was in the car just me by myself it was so much fun.

Then we get to this place and look there is a cat in the window saying Hi Tanner come inside we can be best friends and be cats and dogs and play and it will be great!



Then I got in there and Mom and Dad said bye Tanner and I was like ok bye! Then they got in the truck and I was like HOLY SHI..woops HOLY CRAP where are they going then its like I don't really even remember anything else except being at home kind of and I fell down and then Joey was smelling my butt and then I dunno it was like time to drink some water!


Mom gave me kisses and said don't worry you won't end up with a forehead as big as mine because you are a dog and you are cute. HAHAHA that is one funny of a joke, but Mom is really nice and made sure I felt good when I was still out of it.


Then finally Things got better and I could get around, now I can't stop running around and it makes Mom yell and say NO NO NO and then I can't lick at my ouchie or they are talking about me turning into some kind of satellite dish or lamp or something? I am trying to not lick but its really freakin hard so instead I have been watching TV lots of HBO so now I know fun words and also I know how to talk on here better ebecause I have been reading a lot of Dog blogs and I love Ikes and I love Lillie and I love Sunshade that sent me a shirt that says I am very handsome. THat is what Joey said it means, I dunno I can't see my own back. Joey's says my brother is a Doofus so I feel bad for one of his litter mates who might be a doofus!


Finally if you look at this picture real good you can see something funny that Joey does because he loves Triscuit crackers. He makes spit fall out of his mouth in giant long streams and it is so funny except it usually drips on Mom's leg and she said that is gross.

So that is today and I feel smarter and hope this is easier to read and I am going to go not lick my leg even though I think it hurts because they put some kind of cat alien probe in there or something. I don't trust the cats now that they got me into that place where they hurt me really bad.