thank goodness
so we survived another Tanner Tuesday and I have to tell you I am exhausted! He gets SO wound up when he does these posts and then after he just goes on and on and on about them after. Seeing as how he took some cheap shots at me, I am going to pay him right back!
You all loved his shirt, right? Well look at how FAT it makes him look! Mom said its polite to say thick or big boned, but I will tell you what I say, he is FAT! FAT BABY!
He also sleeps like a little person and even drools on the pillows. I don't know how Mom and dad stand it!
Then he creeps over and is like Hey Joe Hey Joe Hey buds Hey buds, and all I want to do is escape without getting mad because if I get mad then MOM gets mad and it is a horrible cycle of madness.
So I have resigned myself to the fact that sometimes I have to tolerate the Doofus. Then he copies exactly what I do. Us older siblings have it tough!
I will leave you with a picture of the fat baby next to his favorite thing, the FOOD DISH!
32 Stains:
ROFLMAO!!! You are right! Doofus looks sooooo fat in that shirt! Good pic, Joey!
Big Wags,
Isabella
I feel your pain when you say us older siblings have it tough. Tank sleeps on Mom's pillow with her all the time. He is soo weird!
oh no! tanner is taking over you! you got to get rid of him before he replaces you in the family. then no one will love you anymore.
yeah, that stripe shirt really make the doofus, doofus!
wet wet licks
Boo
Whew! What a statement against horizontal stripes!
You're right Joey, given the bulges, we can't blame it all on the shirt. He needs to go on a diet with me and Teka.
Send him over. My diet consists of anything Teka doesn't want. If we put Tanner at number three on the food chain, he should lose his baby fat fast.
Oh my, I thought you were hiding in Tanner's shirt, Joey (hee hee!). He is a little plump in that pic.
T-man
Hi Joey,
Gosh.. Tanner does look urmm.. BIG BONED in that shirt!! He should stick to vertical stripes..
i agree with you joey, doofus is thick in the ribs. what HAS he been eating?
love..
chiyo
Dang - what has your Mom been feeding him? Maybe he needs to learn to play the drums so he works off some calories. Talk to your Dad about it.
Hey Joey,
You really found some "good" shots of Doofus..haha..
He should start working out!!
Heee.. Tanner does look a little Fat there. But you're nice to tolerate him
~ fufu
I prefer the word fluffy...you look good to me tanner...a girl likes a man with a little meat on his bones......
ok maybe he looks a little round in the shirt. But he has had a poorly foot and maybe not getting much exercise. Maybe he eats too much.
Simba xx
Hmm, yes he does look a little portly in the shirt. Who said stripes were slimming eh?
Licks
Oscar x
hummmmm well yes, Doofus does look a little plump in that shirt. Maybe next time he should stick to a solid color - no stripes!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Doofus-es don't know you should never wear horizontal stripes! Maybe you should change his name to Tubby Tanner!
Ferndoggle
Maybe he loves you and wants to be just like you, even though he does look a little heafty in horizontals.
Balboa :)
ooooooh I just lurve the fat striped baby! He looks like a very fat caterpillar!!!!!!!
love and licks Marv xxxxx
I think it's just a bad angle. Tanner is lovely. Gotta stick up for the little brothers!
Oh, he looks like a balloon that has too much air in it. Ha ha ha!Better leave him alone, Joey - you don't want him to pop....
LMAO!~ Yup, the stripe shirt does make the Doofus look a tad rounder, huh??
Mommy says she can't wear stripes either cuz it makes her look like a whale. Um, what's a whale?
Tobes
The shirt is cool but you are right about it - it is not the most flattering on your brother
He looks like a meatlof in a shirt in that first picture.
Bussie Kissies
Buster
I like to sleep way under the covers where Bostons are supposed to sleep!
Ike
I don't see the problem in having a little brother! I am a little brother and I follow my big sis around, I do what she does, I take her things and..........Oh wait, maybe I see your point, I think I will go hug my big sis :D
Oh I should get Mom to post a picture of Josie she's such a fatso right now. She's going to have puppies so she's really going to blimp up, but I agree, that is one fashion no-no on the Doof-ster.
Stripes like that just add the pounds!
Rudy
I am beginning to learn what you mean about being an older sibling...now that Jack's in the house. He is not fat though...he is still pretty skinny...so I can't call him names yet.
Jasper
Err, maybe Tanner should wear vertical stripe instead. We heard it has a slimming effect.
Love
Boy n Baby
Joe -
You should get a nobel peace prize for your tolerance of the Doofus. We also wanted to point out that Tanner is not only wearing pound adding stripes, he has on a plaid collar!!
He reminded my Mom of the old men at the races wearing plaid and stripes and funny old fashioned hats!!
We hope you have a happy day -
Love, Dory
Mmmm, Tanner is rather big boned. Maybe the ladies like his love handles? J x
Joe I know how you feel. Being the older sibling is hard. Flash annoys me most of the time to.
He looks like such a fat sausage in that shirt!
I want to marry Doofus.
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