Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!

GUYS we totally found that JOEY!!




Petey sent this SUPER pawesome card showing ME as TANZAR!!! omdog I am loving this image LOLOL.

Ok but seriously, Joe was such an a$$hole for just totally hanging out eating BURGERS and watching Steelers while we were risking our LIVES to save him. And he ALMOST ruined my birthday. AND Sophie was mad at him for leaving, he has LOTS of splainin to do!!

sophie on a plane

Well Mom was being a threatener about my pressies so I FLEW home just to open it!!




THERE IT IS!! Its from BabyStan, Scruffy and the LacieBeast!!!!




LOOK at those COOL pressies!!??!? Its a small corn shank, and a STEELERS HAT and some jerky treats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




omdog but the hat is for JOE, thats ok, he is the biggerest steelers fan EVER!




OMDOG look at that card?!?! That does NOT look like me on the front of that card, that dog is fatterest and the Lacie Beast is NOT getting a date with me!! NO WAY! she can have all those crocodillys! THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE GREAT PRESSIES!!!!!




I am just going to test this out for a MINUTE before I go back to South Africa!! Guys, I AM FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44 Stains:

Blogger Unknown said...

Tanner, it's always worth flying half way around the world for PRESENTS! Even if you have to share them with that ol' spoilsport Joey - we can't wait to see that hat on him, by the way.

We're packing up the tent and getting ready to fly home. What a trip, huh? Are you still wearing your loin cloth? Tell Lilly she can play the part of Jane!

Your pal,

Petey

7:13 PM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

Happy birthday Tanner!

7:56 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Happy 5th birthday Tanner! That makes you 35 in people years!

You guys really get around, don't you? Have fun!

Kisses,
Stella

8:13 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Happy Birthday T-Man!
Ike

8:34 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Happy Birthday Doo ... Tanner! Since you are the brother of my #1 that makes you, well, not #2, but more like 1 removed? Wait, does that work? I don't have a clue what it means, but it should mean that you have a really great birthday and give that Joey and big smoocher from me.

xo
SB

P.S. My brother is who maybe Joey's #2 (i don't know) says you and him need to caucus. I have no idea what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

8:38 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

five fierce ones tanner you are the man!!!

9:02 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Happy Birthday Doofus!
Happy Birthday Tanner!

Happy Birthday to Joey's SPECIAL brofur!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Do not Do not Do not let the shriekin' wear woo down...don't do it!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Happy Barkday Tanner. Glad to hear Joey is OK. Enjoy your new corn!

9:41 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

happy big numero 5 tanzar....

9:49 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Happy Fifth BIWFDAY TANZAN!!!!!!
I'm so glad you wewe able to celebwate youw 5th in style!

Did you like the pawty I thwew you in Afwika?
You wewe sowt of stunned that I had flown youw twinnew thewe fow the occasion...but anything fow a gweat fweind like you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

10:07 PM  
Blogger Oakley and Swisher said...

Happy birthday Tanner. Those presents look worth flying back home for. Joe gets presents on your birthday? These human are too nice for their own good sometimes aren't they? They always make us share and everything.

Lots of birthday licks--
Oakley and Swisher

10:12 PM  
Blogger Maxmom said...

Happy Birthday, Tanner
You lucky devil you!!...all those pressies! Enjoy.
We do hope you enjoyed your SA visit. It was lovely having you here. Hope we can be friends.
Lots of licks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

10:18 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
Your cards and your presents are pawesome!
Sure you had a great day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

10:53 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Are you half of Joe's age?

12:12 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Happy Birthday little dude. Careful with that corn shank, OK? I don't want you hurting Joe.

That dog on the card DOES look like you.

Slobbers,
Mango

2:07 AM  
Blogger Duke said...

Happy 5th birthday, Tanner! We just know how happy that corn shank makes you! What a perfect gift!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:47 AM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Happy birthday to you Tanner.
What great gifts from Lacie, Scruffy and BabyStan

~ Bae

2:54 AM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Happy 5th Birthday, Tanner!! I hope you had lots of fun partying on your day :)

Teddy

4:53 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Happy birthday Tanner - 5 is a cool age - it is the same as Bailey!
We hope you had a great day - what cool pressies - pity you had to share the hat with Joey!
Welcome home Joey - Tanner is right you do have some explaining to do we have been worried sick about you!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxxx

5:10 AM  
Anonymous Marvin said...

Happy Birthday dear Tanner!

Happy Birthday to You
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter,
Happy BARKDAY TO YOU!

Lots of love and licks,
Marvin xxxxxxxxx

6:06 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Happy Barkday Tanner....has your mother seen your new loincloth yet?

gussie

6:08 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Happy Barkday Tanner Dude!!!!!

6:50 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

HAPPY BARKDAY TAN TORK!

Man, you have had some wild adventures lately! Those are some cool presents and I kinda sorta can't WAIT to see that hat on Joey and hear all the HBO words he has to say about it.

I hope you have a great day! 5 is a perfect age!

6:51 AM  
Blogger Mia said...

Happy Birthday Tanner!!! Glad you guys found Joey =)

Lilo

7:15 AM  
Blogger Ziggy Stardust said...

Happy Birthday Tanner. I am glad you got home to get your wonderful pressies.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

7:45 AM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy birthday!!! i hope yoo enjoyd flying on the denniss pig powders private jet!!! ok bye

7:54 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Happy birthday, Tanner!!!
Love,
Ammy

8:42 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Happy birthday, Tanner! You are the hilariousest five-year-old I know!

8:55 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

TANZAR!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

You're just a few days younger than I am -- but you've done so much with your life that I'm a bit envious.

May I come sit at your paws and learn your secrets?

Wirey woofs of congratulation!!!

Just Harry (and my allegedly more mature brother, Jake)

10:33 AM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Happy Fifth Birthday, Tanner! We're glad you made it back in time to celebrate. We've just got one suggestion: do not, I repeat DO NOT bite off the end of the corn shank and swallow it. It'll sit in your gut for days, and if you're lucky, you'll puke it back up about a week later. That's NOT the way to celebrate the last week of your fifth birthday.

Just suggestin',
Jake (and Fergi)
We love ya, pal.

12:22 PM  
Blogger ♥ Tiffykins ♥ said...

Happy Birthday Tanner!!! Hope you had a good day!

Kali

1:52 PM  
Blogger Astrid Keel said...

Happy Barkday tanner! You got some wonderful pressies! :) hope the rest of your special day keeps getting more exciting!

3:03 PM  
Blogger C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Happy barkday, Tanner!!!
I love the pics in this post... I am so behind; I have to catch up!
xo

3:31 PM  
Blogger Brutus, Ellie, Pippa and Otto said...

Happy Birthday Tanner! Glad you guys found Joey!!

4:10 PM  
Blogger Pug Posse said...

Happy birthday Tanner!!! Can't wait to see more pix of South Africa :-)

Pug hugs and kisses,
The Pug Posse

5:27 PM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

OMG Dude! Celebrate! Just remember -

When you party like an animal, sometimes things get chewed and poos happen. Try not to get TOO excited. I'm just talkin' from some personal experience here...

5:38 PM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Happy Birthday, Tanner!!! Enjoy your day - have fun with that corn thingie. Those were very nice pressies.

Woos, the OP Pack

6:00 PM  
Blogger Duffy said...

Happy 5th birfday, Tanner! Looks like your off to a great start with the treats and the corn shank.
Luv,
Duffy

6:11 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

Happy Birthday HONEY!!!!
I have a pressie for you, but evil mom hasn't put it in the mail yet so it will be late, but it will be special because it came from me. I got a haircut today and I looked ridiculous! MOm came to my rescue and fixed my bean head and now I look like lillie again. Why don't you come visit me?! Kitty still hasn't come home.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, me cant believe me is this late wiff my happy barkday Tanner..o know u had a wonderful time, heehee u went to afreeka...me hopes u has many many more...

b safe,
~rocky~

10:55 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

We hope you had the besterest birthday ever!

1:22 AM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Tanner...Lacie bats her eyes and simpers....

Oh...you are so....MATURE!!!!!!!

I just have a thing for older guys (and younger ones and ones in between...)......

Now about that DATE?????

Does that Steeler cap fit Joey??? Let us know...we can swap it out for another size...we might hafta get one for Scruffy....I want one in purple, but they don't make them.....

Enjoy the shank...and don't even think about using that for protection on our date...um that didn't come out right er um

never mind....

Love and kisses...

Lacie
Stanley
and

Stoopid Scruffy

1:20 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

i'm soooooooooooooooo late with the bday wishes and I apologize...I'm sure you had a great pawty!

Happy Birthday you big doofus!

love ya
Lola Smiles
xox

1:19 PM  
Blogger Chef said...

OMG, I missed your birthday!! Happy belated, Tanner. What's a corn shank?

xox
Chef

9:40 PM  

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