Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

TAN not so DORKelson after all!!!

So you know that we are ALL supposed to be SO good for that FAT man in the red suit so he can come and bring us lots of presents. WELL, I just HAVE to show you this something....

This is the tag on the clothes SOPHIE sent to JOE! It said it will OUTSMART STAINS!

OMDOG AND IT TOTALLY DID OUTSMART HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets watch it again...


He is SO mad I am posting this...

OMDOG look how MAD...

OMDOG CRAP I AM OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


36 Stains:

Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

That is SOOOOO wrong!

And woo will SOOOOOOO deserve whatever he decides to do!

Woo know what they say about paybakhks!

PeeEssWoo: He might even set woo up on a date with LACIE!

1:33 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

I just wanna know how he keeps his teeth so pearly white!!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Kodak the Eskie said...

LMAO!! What a scared look he has! That noise in the video made me bark and bark... Is it really possible to outsmart Stains? I think not!

Hugs, Kodak
P.S. I was wondering where your Dining mom was coming from. Now it all makes sense. We like her blog.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Woooo, Mr. Dorkelson, that was not such a smart thing to do, was it?

I know he will get you for this, if not with his teefs, with his SMARTS and you will deserve it.

No Kisses for you,


2:18 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

That is so mean, but so hilarious!!! Poor Joey! You better watch your back Tanner!

2:38 PM  
Blogger I is Jake said...

Hai Joe and Tanner does it really really reflect stains? The dawg howse of justise cud use sum of those!!callisto

3:28 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

You're sooooo bad dooooofus!!!

luv ya
Lola SMiles

3:35 PM  
Blogger Lizzy said...


OMDogness! This is one of the funniest posts ever!

Joe does not look too happy! I think you'd better get out of there as fast as possible, Tanner!

I'm still laughing at Joe's face! Sorry man, you two just crack me up!


3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you know the jerk who sent you to jail is regretting it big time Tanner. Why would anybody give up a cutie like you?? And funny too...

3:49 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

You are too funny, Joey! Those mad pictures of you are just priceless!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

5:18 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Oh my dog you are SOOOOO getting coal in your stocking, dude!

wally t.

ps. I have that shirt too, Joe. And I got it from that lovely lady up north. And I sometimes get stuck, too. Sigh. Do you think she did that on purpose so we would be immobile and she could have her way with us?

5:21 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Aaaaaaah! I didn't notice that. But it is pretty funny. Don't tell Joe I said that.


6:39 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Oh, and Wally is absolutely correct!

6:40 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Gee.. I didn't know that there is something that can 'Outsmart Stains'!! Good luck Tanner!!

7:35 PM  
Blogger Toby said...

I think Joe is not mad... he's furious!!!

Joe has a really big mouth. It's scaring me.

I think I'll stay on his good side.


7:39 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

We all laughed at that video. Our boy the loudest. Joe does look mad

7:51 PM  
Blogger duo_disaster said...

Opps! Joe is oh-so furious.
Better watch your back, Tanner.

Rudolf & Goofy

P/S: Blessed Christmas in advance!
Are your stain awards out of stock these days? (Check our blog out to know why...)

8:02 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Remember that Santa is watching you and that was not very nice!
You have 24 hours to amend that!
Kisses and hugs

9:49 PM  
Blogger Lacey said...

Yikes! We'd be scared of that mouth too! It looks like he might bite you and good.

ps... we think it was worth it - the video was hilarious!!!!

Comet and BLU

10:26 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

You are so screwed!

10:49 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Wepels stains???what was she thinking??
Is this the end of youw illustwious caweew??
I suwe hope not
love and smoochie kisses

10:50 PM  
Blogger chelsea + apple said...

haha thats funny!

watch out, he might get youz while sleeping!!

<3 Apple

10:58 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


Watch it, man! I think I know somedog who might be getting a steaming pile of poo in his stocking this year. You might want to have your mama do a little reconnaisance on your stocking before you go in for the present!

Goob love,

11:23 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Pee Ess

Those last 2 photos of Joey are so STINKIN' freaky... I LOVED them!


11:24 PM  
Blogger leah said...

joey kicks his back legs up so high! hee hee!

way to go, tanner. milk this for all it's worth! =)

12:19 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh no torkelson...get the heck out of there for a bit...those teeth look likethey mean business...

1:21 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Run, Tan run. You don't want those teeth in your backside.
We loved that video the first time and more so the second time.

1:27 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

Uh Oh...Joey looks mad...Be scared, be very scared...

Abby xxxooo

6:38 AM  
Blogger Wired for Mackie said...

Happy Holiday's!

Your pals, Mackie, Ollie and Finnegan

8:05 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Joey! Chill out, dude! You could hurt yourself making that face (I know it hurt me to look at it, hee hee).


8:23 AM  
Blogger The Musketeers said...

We wish you a Merry Christmas ,
We wish you a Merry Christmas ,
We wish you a Merry Christmas ,

xoxo ,
Four Musketeers & Family
Lady , Zena , Cody & Joyce

PS : Oh man ! Joe is so funny but cute !

10:03 AM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and family!
I saw a lot of teethies showing!

11:39 AM  
Blogger Technodoll said...

Holy crap indeed! We almost stained the carpet seeing that! You need to call an exorcist, QUICK!

Good luck!

From the hiding beanies

1:27 PM  
Blogger bagel said...

haha the vid is absolutely hilarious!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Hey Joey! After you totally won the post of the month I had to watch that movie again. Man, it is still funny, like EVERY TIME!


8:04 PM  
Blogger Tee said...

My what sharp teeth you have ....! How you keep them so clean?

Licks and Wags,

Tuffy of Dog Woods

7:36 AM  

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