Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Flashing lights....

So we managed to get away from the camera long enough to get to Australia for the big party, but we were pooped so Tanner flew us home for a rest. We are very glad to be home but we will continue partying, don't worry, its convenient having my own flying service with the doofus. I just wanted to go to bed, but Mom had other ideas...

She wanted to change the sheets! The nerve of that woman! I am trying to rest here!!! I was NOT amused!

Then Tanner yelled from the TV room that there were dogs at the baseball game?! WHAT?! Sure enough, he was right for once! The Atlanta Braves allowed people to bring their dogs to the game!!!!! Why don't the Dbacks do this?!?!!!

OMDOG, that dog is getting a HOT DOG at the game. I need to write a letter to the Dbacks right away.

Just when I thought the day could not get any worse, I found this!

My relentlessly huge friend Mango has been chopped up and sold at our local grocer's. This is terrifying!?

I am going to go hide in my sleeping bag, I don't care if it is 104 degrees outside!!

20 Stains:

Blogger Peanut said...

OH My Dogness how did they get all of mango in that container. That is awful. I would be hiding too.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

You look very regal in purple. I don't know why the hoomans want to change the sheets all the time. Just when we get them smelling half way decent here comes Grammie whipping those things out from under us.
Grammie gives us mango all the time. I will refuse to eat it from now on. I had no idea. She says it is a fruit, but they have been known to tell falsehoods. Take care Joe. We will not be fooled by any containers that she brings home that say Joe Stains on them. Fruit my patootie!

7:40 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I would never have expected Mango to be all yellowy orange inside. That's bizarre. I sure hope its another Mango and not our relentlessly huge one.


8:02 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
My mom has the same obsession with the sheets!
Our friend Mango in a container?? Mmmmm.... something is not right!
Kisses and hugs

8:02 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

OH GUYS...TELLME ITS not true...that cant be MANGO.....can it? MJ is so sad.....:(

10:14 PM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

We had no idea this is how Mango would look underneath his fur! We're horrified!
We also can't believe all the doggies at this baseball game! We hope all the teams wake up and come to their senses soon!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:22 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

That is just horrible. First off, that has to be fake Mango, cause I appear intact. But how could anybody even eat it?

Plus, it looks like you had the bed made just right. You should be allowed your rest.


2:49 AM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

They chopped up Mango???


Oh man.. If Mango can get caught and ... chopped... then it can happen to any of us.. i'm hiding under the bed!

What is it about Mum's and sheet changing?? Why do they always want to do it "just" when we have arranged the sheets to our liking and are about to doze off?? There should be laws against this kind of thing.. we need to get Turbo on the case!

Ok I need to go pee or poop or something now, the whole Mango butchery thing has FREAKED me out!!


#Ben xxxxx

5:33 AM  
Blogger Comet said...

It looks like they did a real good job getting all the fur off of Mango! We bet that hurt!!

Our girl likes your purple sheets!

7:05 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joey...first of look soooo handsome on those sheets. That is a color that brings out your best features! Woot, wait til the ladies get a load of that.

Second..San Francisco has a Bark at the Park day coming up soon. We are not going this year because of the move, but it is great fun. It is not too bad a drive, we think you guys should go there as our reps. Just keep Tanner away from the garlic fries!

And, we don't think that is mango in that little container. It is the wrong color.


7:24 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Terrifying doesn't even describe how I feel.

Will Fig be next?

8:07 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

I just LOVE your new pictures! Your mom is really getting some great shots of you!
That one of Mango, though ... disturbing! Very disturbing!
PS: I tagged you and Tanner in a new tag game! Stop by the Ao4 Digest when you can!!!

8:31 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Don't worry's a different Mango cause I eats it all the's yummy and good for you too!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

9:39 AM  
Blogger Princess Patches said...

I'm sure glad Mango made a comment on your bloggy so we know it isn't OUR Mango! We think that's cool that the Braves invite doggies to their game.

Poppy & Penny

11:52 AM  
Blogger Urban Smoothie Read said...

i'm sure u wanted to be there at the game too...but remember the sunscreen, private air-cond and big shade...

my humans have been eating mango for the past few days...i'm yet to try it though

12:01 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

What an awful thought. Mango chopped up and in the fridge. Does look kinda yummy... If doggies go to the ball game, Joey, they should take you.


8:03 PM  
Blogger WinstonBerry said...

Hi Joey!

Dogs at the baseball game??? Ohmydog!! We have to do something about this. EVERY ball park should ahve a "bring your dog day", especially Yankee Stadium (my Patra always left me behind when she went).

Winnie :-)

2:41 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

WHOA!!! WE love Fenway franks but we bet this will NEVER happen at Fenway because they have crammed so many seats in there where would we sit??? WE are going to call Love A+A PS Purple is you....

4:54 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


What is UP with your mama, man? First she wants to tear up a perfectly good bed situation, and second, she's irresponsibly buying chopped up bits of a friend.

I know it's not Mango, but did SHE know?

Goob love,

3:50 AM  
Blogger Emma the Golden Girl said...

and the Canine Kids said,
Wow, it sounds like a day to make a guy cranky. Loved the color of the sheets and they looked fine to us but Moms are goofy sometimes when it comes to changing sheets and kicking us out of the bed.
We have never ever seen a dog at a game much less having snacks there so we are very jealous.
We are so very distressed to hear about Mango and we are going to mozy over there now.

3:55 AM  

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