Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Tanner is NOT fat day!!

Ok guys I am NOT like sploding with fatness ok?? Ike's Mom even thought I caught Typhoid or something CRAZY. I am a little um CHUNKY but NOT obese. That way I was sitting on that bench just made me LOOK super fat.

But I am NOT really, watch this movie...



I am TOTALLY normal sized!!

Joe insists I am TOO squishy so you know what he did...

He came in when I was sleeping...





AND...




HE SAT ON ME?!!! WTF DUDE?!?!




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM He is sitting on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




And he calls ME the menace?!

Tan NOT FAT Torkelson is OUT.

28 Stains:

Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner! Did he fart on you two? H aha ha ha haha ah ah

xo
SB

6:58 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe he's trying to flatten out your....ummmm, more to loveness?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

7:35 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

i believe the word is lithe...

8:06 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

OK. You are not obese. But you have gone beyond substantial my friend. You are making Teka Toy look Svelte.

gussie

8:19 PM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

youre just making sure you stay extra warm this winter!

8:22 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

LOL... we totally needed some cheering up after we did our blog post earlier on, and we definitely picked the right blog to visit!!

Umm.. Joey looked like he was either trying to poop on you, fart on you or trying to squish you flat!! (Well done to your mom for catching the moment!)

You are not fat Tanner... just 'muscular'..

8:56 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Gosh Tanner, I was watching that movie and thinking, "what is that walrus doing in Joey's house?" Then I saw your little face and it kind of wierded me out.

Slobbers,
Mango

4:26 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Well, we don't see any signs of your over indulgence of treats or lack of exercise in the video offered as evidence but Joe must have mistaken you for a "FLUFFY" pillow to lay about on....for a VERY good reason...

XXoooXoooXxo

5:43 AM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Ooh, maybe Joey thought you were a squishy pillow? Not because you are fat, of course (hee hee). You're just a softie!

5:52 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Maybe he was doing a softness test:) You know like a sleep number bed.

We really won't tell you if you are fat or chunky or whatever, but we do think you look grand in your blue collar and your coat is so nice and shiny.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

5:56 AM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Perhaps it's just a little insulation for winter? I mean if if the next ice age suddenly starts, Tanner has the most resources & will outlast us all... Maybe he's the only one who's prepared!

Icy Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

6:10 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Tanner - just tell em what I do -
It's all MUSCLE!

6:11 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

TANNER!! You just let him sit there!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? This would NOT have happened here...no no no....really...Sophie is right...SERIOUS things could have happened...And as for that previous stain award??OMG really this could be THE BEST one ever...I mean EVER..Love A+A PS you really don't look fat....

6:47 AM  
Blogger Petey said...

Tanner, I'm with Mango. Thought you were a seal pup and was hoping you wouldn't get harpooned. Also think Joey mistook you for the squishy ball. Time to get the aerobics going with a nice game of tennis ball catch. That's how I keep my svelte waistline. Seriously, pal, Mango Minster is right around the corner. Time for some training!

Your pal,

Petey

7:28 AM  
OpenID iheartsnark said...

Remember Tanner...Fat is the new thin!!!!

8:28 AM  
Blogger Winnie said...

Too bad Tanner couldn't give some of his "extra pounds" to Lilly...she's too skinny!
Peace out,
Winnie

8:29 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is sum sort of inishiayshun rite i bet!!! now joey wil let yoo in on all the seekrets of dogdum!!! and ummmm wen he duz can yoo pass them along to me??? thanks ok bye

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute Cute Cute. Even a little chubby.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

We're thinking you're pretty cute, Tanner!

B

11:05 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, you must be softer than the sofa pillow, Tanner!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

4:33 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Of course you're not!
I love your collar with the snow flakes!
Love,
Ammy

7:29 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tannew

You awe sooo NOT fat!!!! just vewy handsome..and maybe joey just couldn't wesist being neaw you..I would cewtainly (use you as a pillow), ummm, I mean, be next to you to be close

smoochie kisses
ASTA

10:58 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Pudgy is what we can call you, Tanner. You could lose a few pounds easily, you know, just up the exercise and down the food a little.

You want to be in shape for spring, don't you? Maybe Joe thought he could just let some of the air out of you and you'd look slimmer.

Kisses,

Stella

11:18 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

Yeah, my mom says how she's sitting or standing or walking or whatevs makes her look fat too BOL!
Ike

11:22 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Joe,

You rock. 'Nuff said.

wally t.

ps. Sure, Tan Man. You're not fat. Just like OBST is not dumb and my sissy is not obnoxious. SIBLINGS!

11:00 AM  
Blogger Butchy and Snickers said...

Uh oh, looks like Joey is just asking for Tanner Trouble! My kitty sis Hootie thinks she can do that to me too. Hmmmmph, but I guess it's ok since she's so tiny.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby & Hootie

12:25 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
I told you it was a bad angle!
I had a good laugh looking at Joey sitting on you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

9:22 PM  
Blogger Martha and Bailey said...

We are loving the snowflake collar.
We like our dogs to have a solid build - something like ourselves.
Skinny is so last season.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

2:15 AM  

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