Tanner is NOT fat day!!
Ok guys I am NOT like sploding with fatness ok?? Ike's Mom even thought I caught Typhoid or something CRAZY. I am a little um CHUNKY but NOT obese. That way I was sitting on that bench just made me LOOK super fat.
But I am NOT really, watch this movie...
I am TOTALLY normal sized!!
Joe insists I am TOO squishy so you know what he did...
He came in when I was sleeping...
AND...
HE SAT ON ME?!!! WTF DUDE?!?!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM He is sitting on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he calls ME the menace?!
Tan NOT FAT Torkelson is OUT.
27 Stains:
Tanner! Did he fart on you two? H aha ha ha haha ah ah
xo
SB
Maybe he's trying to flatten out your....ummmm, more to loveness?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
i believe the word is lithe...
OK. You are not obese. But you have gone beyond substantial my friend. You are making Teka Toy look Svelte.
gussie
youre just making sure you stay extra warm this winter!
LOL... we totally needed some cheering up after we did our blog post earlier on, and we definitely picked the right blog to visit!!
Umm.. Joey looked like he was either trying to poop on you, fart on you or trying to squish you flat!! (Well done to your mom for catching the moment!)
You are not fat Tanner... just 'muscular'..
Gosh Tanner, I was watching that movie and thinking, "what is that walrus doing in Joey's house?" Then I saw your little face and it kind of wierded me out.
Slobbers,
Mango
Well, we don't see any signs of your over indulgence of treats or lack of exercise in the video offered as evidence but Joe must have mistaken you for a "FLUFFY" pillow to lay about on....for a VERY good reason...
XXoooXoooXxo
Ooh, maybe Joey thought you were a squishy pillow? Not because you are fat, of course (hee hee). You're just a softie!
Maybe he was doing a softness test:) You know like a sleep number bed.
We really won't tell you if you are fat or chunky or whatever, but we do think you look grand in your blue collar and your coat is so nice and shiny.
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
Perhaps it's just a little insulation for winter? I mean if if the next ice age suddenly starts, Tanner has the most resources & will outlast us all... Maybe he's the only one who's prepared!
Icy Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
Tanner - just tell em what I do -
It's all MUSCLE!
TANNER!! You just let him sit there!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? This would NOT have happened here...no no no....really...Sophie is right...SERIOUS things could have happened...And as for that previous stain award??OMG really this could be THE BEST one ever...I mean EVER..Love A+A PS you really don't look fat....
Tanner, I'm with Mango. Thought you were a seal pup and was hoping you wouldn't get harpooned. Also think Joey mistook you for the squishy ball. Time to get the aerobics going with a nice game of tennis ball catch. That's how I keep my svelte waistline. Seriously, pal, Mango Minster is right around the corner. Time for some training!
Your pal,
Petey
Remember Tanner...Fat is the new thin!!!!
Too bad Tanner couldn't give some of his "extra pounds" to Lilly...she's too skinny!
Peace out,
Winnie
hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is sum sort of inishiayshun rite i bet!!! now joey wil let yoo in on all the seekrets of dogdum!!! and ummmm wen he duz can yoo pass them along to me??? thanks ok bye
Cute Cute Cute. Even a little chubby.
We're thinking you're pretty cute, Tanner!
B
OMG, you must be softer than the sofa pillow, Tanner!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Of course you're not!
I love your collar with the snow flakes!
Love,
Ammy
Tannew
You awe sooo NOT fat!!!! just vewy handsome..and maybe joey just couldn't wesist being neaw you..I would cewtainly (use you as a pillow), ummm, I mean, be next to you to be close
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Pudgy is what we can call you, Tanner. You could lose a few pounds easily, you know, just up the exercise and down the food a little.
You want to be in shape for spring, don't you? Maybe Joe thought he could just let some of the air out of you and you'd look slimmer.
Kisses,
Stella
Yeah, my mom says how she's sitting or standing or walking or whatevs makes her look fat too BOL!
Ike
Joe,
You rock. 'Nuff said.
wally t.
ps. Sure, Tan Man. You're not fat. Just like OBST is not dumb and my sissy is not obnoxious. SIBLINGS!
Hi, Tanner!
I told you it was a bad angle!
I had a good laugh looking at Joey sitting on you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
We are loving the snowflake collar.
We like our dogs to have a solid build - something like ourselves.
Skinny is so last season.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
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