Stain Award!!
So I have this friend Dauber who is a rad Boston Terrier like me. He doesn't have a blog but he emailed me the other day. He first wanted to show me him in his pawesome Harley hat and Christmas collar.
Doesn't he look bad to the bone?!
But the main point of his email was to tell me about the totally spectacular stain he made. I will let you read it in his own words...
"I just wanted to tell you about the most PAWESOME stain ever! I made it today when my mom took me for a car ride. She left me alone for a WHOLE FIVE MINUTES while she went to the drugstore, so I decided to take revenge and BARF in her car!
I've attached a picture for your viewing pleasure. Note that I puked directly on her console, in such a way that the undigested dog food went down the sides of the console between the wall and the seats of BOTH the driver's side and the passenger's side. It also got all over the gearshift and into the cup holder. I even managed to get some underneath the power window buttons! Mom didn't notice when she was taking the picture of my fabulous stain, but there is even dog food UNDERNEATH both seats...lots of it! Oh and I forgot to mention that there were no towels or napkins or anything in the car, and I also puked IN the driver's seat, so mom had to SIT ON IT on the way home! lolololololol
She says I am immensely talented."
No doubt dude!! You are amazing. Now for those who are squeamish do NOT scroll down, but here is photographic evidence of that PAWESOME stain...
For that you have DEFINITELY earned the coveted STAIN AWARD!!!
Congrats my friend!
24 Stains:
OMD!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I think she SOOOO needs a new vehikhle after THAT!
You sure look bad to the bone! Man we got to teach you. Hurry up and eat it again, sorta like leftovers. Then the human doesn't know. She only smells something funny.
Benny & Lily
OMDog that is the most awesome thing I have ever seen...I have done the some pretty good sized stains..but i am a fairly good sized dog...wish your friend our good lucks Tanner
OMD! He looks just like me too!
Ike
I stand in awe of him!
Actually, I lay in the living room.... but you know what I mean.
Play bows,
Zim
that is one heck of a stain!
What a guy:)
Hey, If that dog stuck his tongue out, he would look just like Ike. That's some stain.
xo
SB
I think he won.
Sally Ann
Impressive!! Great aim, great extension, great coverage!! My dad has a car dealership - he says he doesn't ever want to see that one come in on trade!!! Think I'll stick to just barfing on the duvet...
Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
Dauber is the man!! He doesn't dabble in puking... he's the master!!
Your friend is amazingly talented, Joey!! **round of applause**...
Poor mom for having to sit in the barf and drive all the way home... We can only hope that they don't stay too far from the store. LOL!!
Dude needs a blog for sure with all that talent.
Slobbers,
Mango
OMD OMD OMD - awesome stain. Your friend surely earned his award, and we think he looks awesome in his Harley hat - you need one of those too, Joey.
Tail wags, Phantom and Thunder
We give him a play bow for that pawsome stain!
Winnie and Lilly
Oh Man...I haven't seen that much dog food in one place since I got put on my diet!
A new High.
or, maybe a new Low!
gussie
That BT is totes pawsome.
I am in awe. And I like his hat.
A most well-deserved award! Although I'm not sure that dogs who are really bad to the bone Harley riders get carsick ...
Dynamite! That's what that stain is!
Excellent job, Dauber! You definitely deserve the stain award!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Now THAT is performance art.
wally t.
Congratulations!
Veeeery well deserved the Stain Award!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Tell Dauber to get a blog going. He will fit right in with the rest of us.
Morgan
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