Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dr. Torkelson I presume!!




I was Laying ARound today thinking about that Joe and how he says he is a DOCTOR and Neuterated Mister Spidey Man. He thought he was great Surgereon!




PFFT Joey you haven't seen ANYTHING at all like good surgery!!




Hello Mister Otter I am Dr. Tan Torkelson. I think that you have one too many arms...




HMM This one looks to be an EXTRA arm...


I got right to work on prepping that ARM for removal...


I started to remove the arm when Dr. Stains started YELLING because he did not want to be proved to be LESS skilled than ME!

So the OTTER arm is still on for now, but I will be planning more surgeries soon!

FINALLY I would like to share a great joke with my friend Ammy of the Army of Four. She loves great jokes so here is one...




Look, an OTTER POP!!!!

LOLOLOLLLOOLLL!!!!!!!!!!

31 Stains:

Blogger The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee hee hee! OH, Tanner! That's a GOOD one! And OTTER POP! Hee hee hee! Oh, I can't wait to show this to everypup else!
"Hey you Sibes! Wanna see a really COOL joke?!?!"
Hee hee hee!
Oh, this is so funny!
Love,
Ammy

1:29 PM  
Blogger Ocie Jane said...

Tanner, that is the funnierest thing I have heard all day! My mom and I love doofus-y jokes like that! (My dad...not so much - he thinks we're weird) Keep 'em coming!

~Ocie~

1:35 PM  
Blogger Mason Dixie said...

Now why does the otter have too many legs? I hope he can stay in one piece long enough to enjoy the time with you. =)

3:08 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

That's a great got Tan...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

3:11 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tan, I have to ask you a very important question. I was looking at the first picture, of you on your back, and I have to tell you, it kind of looks like maybe you shaved your nipples. Did you? Are you trying to be punk rock?

xo
SB

3:50 PM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Oooh, Otter Pops! We got those in the freezer! Mama likes Alexander the Grape and Sir Isaac Lime best and sometimes she'll even share them with me!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

5:23 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

your otter looks very happy being i9n the freezer...he does not like the hot weather

5:23 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

The otter pop made mom laugh out loud. She was trying to tell dad the joke and couldn't even get it out she was laughing so hard. She needs a life I think.

6:28 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Tanner made a funny - good one too!!

Dr. Torkelson, you have such a calm demeanor, you put your patients at ease before the big amputation.

woos, the OP Pack

6:36 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Too many arms? Hmmm....
it was funny to see you run away when your heard Joe!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

6:38 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

An otter pop. That is really clever. You surprise me often.

8:11 PM  
Blogger C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Hahaha Tan - what a hilarious joke! And pawesome work on the surgery too!!
xo

8:16 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Don't you love it when the stuffing attaches your poo to your poo hole?
Ike

8:39 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello dr torkelson its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummm i just reseevd a call frum the stuffie defense leeg wot sumtimes posts public servis annownsments on my blog they wer asking kwestchuns abowt yore medical degree and trayning and wotnot but i just playd dum but yoo shud be kayrful i think they ar watching yoo!!! ok bye

9:52 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Dr Towkelson, since you'we not busy wif the ottew fow the moment, could you pleez come and wemove Mommi's head?
It huwts hew and besides looks kindof old.hew neck is weally bad and huwting..she can't even sit at the pootew ..so I pwesoome you could do a twansplant fow hew ow something..OK?
Thank you fow fitting hew into youw busy schedoole.
(I hope you don't chawge too much..I'm bwokest )
smoochie kisses
ASTA

9:57 PM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

mom doesn't allow me to watch the videos.... she said i might get some bad habit from dr. tan torkelson!

hi joey & tanner, sorry for not stopping by for a long time.

wet wet licks

boo

10:59 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Tanner, I think you maybe need to practice on something else. I don't like the way Joey sounds there. Doesn't seem to be coaching noises.

Slobbers,
Mango

4:13 AM  
Blogger Martha Basset said...

Hi Tanner - we just loved your otter pop!
We are a bit worried that you are planning to amputate both of the otter's arms - still we expect that will make him 'armless!!!
yes that is a basset idea of a joke!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

7:13 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

BOL!!!
Good job on that surgery-ness.

7:48 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

I'm going to check my freezer! An otter pop! Great work Tanner. Maybe you can be Joe's assistant in the operating room.

Deefor

8:54 AM  
Blogger Brownie said...

we lurved your otter pop! I'm sure it was applying ice to its wounds after you did surgery to it...!

9:36 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

You crack us up! What a dork!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

9:42 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Dr T. Perhaps a little more practical training might be in order.But coming on a treat. That otter pop looks deeeeelish bu then so does all that othere stuffie in there.

Wiry loves and kissies, Eric xx

2:39 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Otter Pop!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!! Good luck with that extra aarm removal. He looks kind of funny with that extra arm!
Kaos

2:51 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

The Pre-Op was a success...

I hope the actual surgery goes as well...

Abby xxxooo

3:15 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Yep!

It IS the heat!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SO DAMN CUTE. Never get tired of Tanner.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Way to help start of the week on the right feet, man! You and Joe really tapped into the Karmasphere and knew ahead of time that Laska would come home. Now you're keeping those good vibes coming through your video efforts and your joke involving the cold eatables box.

Dr. Torkelson, you can do surgery on my stuffies ANYtime!

Goober love,
Stanley

Pee S
Tell Joey that STella thinks he has good taste for saying she's frickin' cute. (She doesn't know what frickin' means, but she assumes it's a good thing.)

10:37 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Great surgical skills... our mom wants to know if you have a way to mend her broken heart...

1:34 AM  
Blogger Molly and Taffy said...

We are most impressed with your skills. No doubt you will be travelling the world giving lectures very soon!

Molly and Taffy

6:07 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

What color are otter guts?

wags from the whippets

9:01 AM  

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