Tan Torkelson DEER SLAYER!!!!!!!
Joey totally rescued that WHEELY baby!! Can you believe it?! Well he is not the only HERO around here... I saved my family from a giant terrible scary DEER!!! Joey was off being Detective Stains and Dad was totally asleep and Mom was uhm in that Shower when a GIANT DEERS came in my yard!!! (Note from Joey: which is surrounded by a 6 foot concrete fence in the middle of Scottsdale)
I TOOK IT DOWN and totally destroyed it to BITS!!
This SINGLE deer antler was the ONLY THING that survivorated the BRUTAL and LETHAL attacking!! You can see that even I am shocked by my super DEER slaying POWER!!
I was thinking about starring in my own movie called DEER HUNTER but Mom said that was already made. hmph, that stinks.
Oh well I am just happy to SAVE MY FAMILY and have this tasty deer antler to chew on!!
(another note from Joey: you can buy one of those online in several stores. No completely made up vicious attack of a totally imagined deer has to happen. They are called Antlerz and they have withstood a week's worth of the Doofus's chewing with very little wear)