Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Very Important Post... Pay Attention!!

Today we have some very important things to go over! First of all, and very important to Tanner is that he is a MARRIED DOGGY so this D A T E with Lacie is purely platonic. Tanner was married a couple of years ago to a beautiful Airedale named Lillie. She doesn't blog much anymore, but that doesn't mean Tanner isn't still loyal to her. He is simply a Doofus and now he is STUCK.

The next order of very important and flippin fantastic news is that Bogart's Dad has done something quite wonderful...he POOPED!!!!!!!!!!!! That means his intestines are working!?!? WOO! I present Bogart's Dad, Klaus, with an honorary Stain Award! Our healing vibes are working guys, please keep them up!

stain award

Finally, Friday marks a VERY important day, the day we ALL wait for all year long. Friday, March 6th is the first day of JOEY PALOOZA!!!!!!!!!!! It is also the official date of my birth. This is the first time I will be celebrating knowing FOR SURE what day my birthday is. Read on if you are new to my blog...

For the longest time my parents were unsure of my exact birthdate so I celebrated March 6th-9th (Mom thought my birthday was the 9th, Dad thought the 6th) as "Joey-Palooza". Four days of non-stop birthday excitement. Just a few months ago they found my puppy paperwork (it was buried at my Dad's parent's house in a sea of papers) and saw that I was born on March 6th. However, as Joey-Palooza is a much loved holiday, we will continue to celebrate it.

Yesterday, guess what I got from Hershey and Huskee.

My FIRST Joey Palooza present!!!!!!!!!!

It had a pawesome card...

AND LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!!!! That JW bone is made by the same folks that make CUZ and they put CRACK in the cuz toys, in case you don't know!! There are also bark bars and LAMBY snacks!! THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, what other toy could cause ME to make Doofus faces...

omdog, what a day, I am going to go play with this some more, celebrate Klaus and think about JOEY PALOOZA!!!!!!! Thank you Huskee and Hershey!!!

26 Stains:

Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Woot! Joey Palooza! This is even bigger than Mardi Gras!

10:03 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh yes! High Five Paws to Joey!

I remember this wonderful event from last year, can it only be a year ago, wow.

Any road up as we say here, I am so happy about this forthcoming fun fest, indeed!

And good news on the Stain Award, you guys make me laff soooooooo much, you are very funny.

We are hoping this is a sign of recovery for Klaus, and I am sure your award will mean a great deal to him and Bogart and Lulu!

You really are great!

lotsaluv Marvin xxxxxx

10:28 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I'm sure Bogart will gladly akhcept the award fur his dad!

OH MY! The face soooo says it all!

That bone looks like khwite the satisfying chew!

PeeEssWee: Have the bands been booked fur the pawty yet?

12:52 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

hey wow! Joey Palooza. We like it. We hope you can extend it by one more day each year, until you are celebrating for 25 whole days.

gussie n teka

12:56 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

It's stawting eawly..Huwwah fow Joey Palooza..I think It should be all momf long.

I'm so happy that You gave the awawd to Bogie's's gwweat news..I was doing a happy poopie dance in his honow
smoochie kisses

1:20 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

I didn't start Blogging til April last year...But I've heard alot about Joey Palooza & I've been waiting for it all year long...

Yay...It's almost here!!!

You got great presents from Huskee & Hershey...

Abby xxxooo

1:23 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

HOORAY!! Joey Pallooza days!!!!!WE LOVE THIS!! Love A+A

1:31 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

You know we must be the biggest doofus' out because even though we celebrated Joey Palooza with you last year we didn't know what it was all thick are we!

Klaus deserves the stain award matie. What good news that was.

We know Tanner would never do the wrong thing by Lillie.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

1:36 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Congratulations to Bogart's Dad! Sure he deserves the award!
The Joey Palooza is almost here! Hurray!
I am ready to celebrate!
Huskee and Hershey sent you pawesome presents!
Enjoy them!
Kisses and hugs

1:42 PM  
Blogger Petey said...

JW also makes my favorite ball besides tennis balls! They're really great.

Sure, Tanner may be married, but remember, Lacie is supposed to be Archie AND Butchy's girlfriend, so I don't think she'll let a little thing like a marriage stand in her way. Lillie being an Airedale won't intimidate her, look how she bosses Baby Stan around!

So remember, keep her a little dizzy, give her lots of chewy things to eat - like caramels!, and when in doubt, start speaking a foreign language!

Your pal,


2:23 PM  
Blogger Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Joe

We reckon Bogart's Dad will be so pleased with his Honorayy Stain Award. What an achievement to receive such a prestigious award.

Molly and Taffy

2:32 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Joey can you tell your mom and dad that I just read and Klause passed away today....I am very sad...but I am sure he will be happy that when he gets to heaven he can be blessed with all us doggies knowing we were praying for him...

3:01 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

It looks like Joey Palooza has officially started! How sweet of Huskee and Hershey to start it off on the right foot!
We are just devastated here. We read of Klaus's passing not long ago.

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:59 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

We are so happy to hear the story of Joey Palooza celebration - Happy Birthday ahead of time.

Nice bone woo got there - enjoy!

Tail wags, the OP Pack

4:08 PM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Hey Joey - I will be celebrating too - My 1st b-day is 3/9.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! OMD! I can't believe that mom still has not put anything in the mail for you. But that should come as no surprise. We all know how useless she is about stuff like that. And I'm in the country until tomorrow, so am not able to really do anything about it until then. But you still know I am your gf right?


5:32 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Joey, I am planning to book our highschool marching band to parade down the street in your honor on March 6th. Its the least we can do for a grand guy like you!


5:59 PM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

bark bar, does it mean you must bark before you can eat the bars??

wet wet licks


7:36 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Has it been a year already?

11:37 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

nom nom nom nom hey gud nooz thanks nom nom nom

8:13 AM  
Blogger Toffee said...

Sad to have read this post after hearing of Klaus crossing the bridge. I have no doubt that he took his award with him and has it in a special place.

Looking forward to hearing of your birthday adventures!

9:06 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

We all need to celebrate JoeyPalooza BIG time this year.
Tail wags,

9:32 AM  
Blogger wally said...

We still celebrate Joeypalooza. One day just isn't enough!

wally t.

5:13 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

The party begins...

5:32 PM  
Blogger nm said...

Ernest's bd is the 6th of March!



1:26 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

Joey, Happpy Birthday! We are so sorry we missed your special day. We love all the great presents you got! Looks like you enjoyed it!!

1:56 PM  

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