Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Stain Awards...

I must assure you all that Tanner is totally fine. He is currently in the snuggle ball sleeping off his weekend. I would also like to clarify that TANNER updates on Tuesdays and that I have NOTHING to do with his updates or content.

Now for the IMPORTANT information. It is time to give out another round of the coveted STAIN AWARDS!!!!!!!

Our first recipient is Martha. She entered this remarkable soaking stain and I was very impressed. You can check out Martha's post here, and view the stain below.

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The next recipient is Petey and some of the terriers who crashed Westminster dog show...

Petey's effort was tremendous!

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This is BEYOND worthy of the Stain Award.

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Finally we have Pearl's artistic entry. Her Mom was less than impressed but I loved it!

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Congrats to you all, these are all well deserving of the STAIN AWARD!!

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32 Stains:

Blogger Stanley said...

WHOA! Joe.

Those are some mighty fine stains ~ maybe even hall of fame quality. (Do you have a Stain Hall of Fame? If you don't, you really need to open one. Seriously.)

I think you should work out some kind of schedule with Tanner on snuggle ball use. Otherwise he'll just squish you right off the ball with his doofus tushy.

Goober love,

12:41 AM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

i can't remember if i told you. but when dopes were a pup, he won a lot of stain awards - he peed on the sofa, bed, everywhere where he wasn't supposed to.

wet wet licks


12:53 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

ooooooooooooh not sure if I could have competed with any of those beauties, very artistic too!

Give me time, though, give me time!

1:06 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

although on second thoughts, I did bring back up a whole dead bird once on the living room floor.......

ah, memories, memories. Sadly it was so gross according to my Jeannie, she did not have photographing said dead regurgitated bird on her mind, strangely enough!

She said it was like the scene from Alien, no idea what she is barking about! ;0)))))))))))

1:08 AM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Congrates to the stain award winner. :)

~ Bae

1:59 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I wonder if woo khould get a TIGER to enter a stain of his?

Khongrats to the artists that khreated this week's winners!


3:52 AM  
Blogger Aki and Poopie said...

OMD! i bet that's what really happened in that "flood" movie...

we are so proud of the terriers.. i wished they had stained the Oscars, too! BOL!

drooly kisses,


4:24 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

HOLA - OMDog - Holy C#$&

Some folks have been working really hard to get just the right stain....

Very impressed with all the HONOREES' body of works.....


5:53 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Those are some impressive stains

6:34 AM  
Blogger Petey said...

Oh behalf of the 10,000 Airedales and Cairn terriers who made this all possible, I humbly accept this Stain Award and will post it proudly.

Thank you to the members of the Academy.

Your pal,


7:38 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Applause! Applause! Congrats to the recipients of this most prestigious award!

8:15 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

Those are some impressive stains indeed!

8:55 AM  
Blogger Pearl said...


I am speechless.

I am so excited about my stain award, that I am making a stain right this very moment!!!!!!!!

10:20 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Great stain stories - woo selected well for the Stain award.

Glad to hear Tanner is doing OK.

Woos, the OP Pack

12:10 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

The ability of the stainers is unlimited.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Congratulations to all the "winners." (Mom made me use quotes on that word.)

3:06 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Congratulations to all of the Stain Award winners! Well done!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

4:20 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Wow. Those are SOME stains.

I can't step in places where stains have been made in the last month so I guess I can't visit Manhattan.


wally t.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Those are some amazing stains! We think Tanner's barf should qualify, even though he missed the stainable areas and hit the tiles.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Those 3 really deserved the Stain Award!
Very impressive work!
Kisses and hugs

6:52 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Truly well deserved and highly coveted awards...WE will have to step it up a little..Love A+A

7:03 PM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Excellent stains! I am quite jealous, cause I don't stain nearly as often as I should. I gotta practice more ...
Murphy Dogg
p.s. looks like Tanner had a crazy time with Ike!

7:49 PM  
Blogger Butchy & Snickers said...

Wow, those are some huge stains!! Bet Martha's Mama was not a happy camper cleaning that chair cushion. Can you believe that the kitties haven't made one stain yet?? Now what are the odds of that happening?? Have a great week.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

7:53 PM  
Blogger Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

Im very good in leaving stain too!!! wahahahaa

slurpy licks,

9:00 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...

Ew, that stain on the furniture looks like one that would get ya confined ta the crate fer hours.....glad we didn't do that one...

Actually we haven't made any stains around here fer awhile......mmmmm, maybe we need ta pick up the pace a bit around here 'n let 'em know we still can.....

Dewey Dewster here......

9:27 PM  
Blogger Ike said...


9:36 PM  
Blogger Tee said...

Whoa!! Some FINE stains! Must scuttle and get pictures of my stain-ful works of Art!

Licks and Wags,

TUffy of Dog Woods

10:54 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Excellent and vewy desewving winnews of that vewy coveted Stains awawd!

I helped wif the second one, but Petey was the bwains and most of the pee behind it, heheheand he got all the big dale's involved , well aftew that it was lucky all of NYC didn't get washed ovew to NJ
love and smoochie kisses

11:16 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Joey,
Wow... those are well-deserving receipients of this prestigious award!! (Mom said she felt sorry for Martha's mom, I have no idea what she's talking about, do you??)
Congrats to all the winners!

11:27 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

Yep...All Stain Award Worthy...

Abby xxxooo

4:47 AM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Boys, congrats to all the winners of the Stain Award..

b safe,

9:31 PM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

jeez - I hurled the other day after eating dinner and then visiting the kitties potty box. Should of taken a picture. Mom was sooo annoyed!

6:51 PM  

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