Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

TANNER KETCHUP DAY!!!!!!!!!

GUYS I have so much GREAT stuff to share with you. Firstly you guys know those STEELERS ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! We stayed the night at our Grandparent's house and it was so much fun!




Joey totally farted on Dad and I thought he was going to barf!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT we got the POST OF THE MONTH AWARD!!!!!!!! and guess what it is for MY POST about Joey getting stuck in his shirt that Sophie sent him!! LOLOL!! Click here to see the Post of the Month!! THANKS to all those dogs that voted for us!!!!!!!!!!

The most excitingerest thing tho is THIS:




OMDOG LOOK AT MY FACE!!! That dot is not so gross anymore!! I think its going away, and I don't feel ANY less smart!!!




This was last night, SO much better and not GROSS anymore.




The left picture is like a week and a half ago and the right is TODAY!! WHATSUPPPPPPPP no surgeries!!


YAY! I am so stoked cuz like Valentine's day is coming and my wife sure wouldn't want to SMOOCH me with that dot on my face?!?! But maybe she wouldn't mind because she is the NICEREST wife ever.




AND now that the Steelers are over for a while I am wearing a NEW collar that Patience of the WHIPPET WAGGLE made me! ITS WINE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE WINE!!!!!!!! I mean, dog wine of course.

FINERLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys remember my super pawesome human cousin?? LOOK WHAT SHE GOT...


I am so TOTALLY going to ask for one of those for my birthday!!! I bet my cousin could even teach me to drive it because she is really good!!!

THANKS for playing ketchup with me. We have a bunch of awards to post too, from like eleventy billion years ago. SORRY GUYS, we DO appreciate them I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!

41 Stains:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Khongrats on the award!

Khongrats on the game!

Khongrats on the dot getting smaller and NOT khontaining a khytten!

Khool wheels fur the little tyke!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: BRING BAKHK JOEY!!!

6:09 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Tanner's 'blemish' IS looking so much better - that is great.

Congrats on your award - we are very happy for woo.

Nice motor car there - we see some of those here too for the grandbipeds.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

6:16 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

what an exciting day you had today! I agree with what Khyra has said except for Joey if he is doing real bad farts, well . . .

Be good and wish that spot away completely!

By the way, I thought the goofiest post was when you said you could fill in for Prez Obama because you both had smart dots on your face! That isn't smart, Tan Torkleberg!

Kisses,
Stella

6:18 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

A much belated congratulations on your win!! Arhhhhhhhchie and I were watching and rooting for them!!! Love and kisses A+A members of the Red SOx Nation(tee hee)

7:33 PM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hey Tanner,

Yur dot does look smaller! Do you want one that is orchid like yur cousin! You sure R comfy wif being a guy-doggie going around in that color!!

YAY - THE STILLERS R THE CHAMPS!!!

-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-

7:37 PM  
Blogger Technodoll said...

We've been away for so long! Trying to ketchup on your post too! We've missed you guys, spot and all ;-)

Go Steelers! Wooo!

Curly wags from your furriest fans,

D&M

7:49 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh lots of news. Glad the dot is going away

8:00 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Tanner
Wahahaha... we loved the look on your dad's face when Joey farted! That must be one cool stinky fart.. well done!
Glad that your 'dot' is subsiding and no surgery is needed! (And even happier to hear that you don't feel any less smart!)

8:02 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Hey Tan! I can't believe you guys won post of the month for that funny shirt photo of Joey. I'm so glad your dot is disappearing. I hope you don't feel lonely when it's all gone.

xo
SB

8:58 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Congratulations!
Your post is grrreat!
Thankfully your dot is going away!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

9:01 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

We are totally stoked about that dot disappearing dude! We were really keeping our pawz crossed about that!
We think your mom ought to buy you one of those cool pink scooters since you got all better on your own and won't be needing any surgeries!
Ozzie & Rocky

9:02 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Did your dad pass out from that Joey Fart?
I hope Jameson doesn't run over you with that fancy car.
That dot is looking better and better. Did you put a garlic pack on it. Garlic to good for everything.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Your dot looks deflated.
Ike

11:14 PM  
Blogger apple + chelsea said...

Congrats on the award!!

I'z glad that your'z spot on your lip is going aways :3

<3 Apple

11:14 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Joey and Tanner, yeaa ur booboo getting better...congrats on ur steelers winning..congrats on winning the post of the month..

b safe,
~rocky~

12:10 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tanner
That is sooo gweat!!1
you wdot is leaving, and isn't gwoss at all!
I agwee you wife would love you and kiss you anyway, but still it's gweat that you need no suwgewies!
You Must get one of those cool caws..youw cousin is not only adowable, but soo lucky and a gweat dwivew,
Congwatulations on the POST!!!
love you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

12:43 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

it is always fun to get lots of awards...i get alots too but my secretary has no idea how to post them...but we appreciate them anyhow...tanner you are looking pretty good..my cousin the cocker spaniel maggie has the zactly same thing.anyhow have a good night guys...

12:44 AM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

That sure is a very exciting day. Yeah for your team winning. ;)

~ Bae

2:44 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, TanMan!

You definitely need a Tannermobile like Jamison has! She already drives better than my girl and could probably give you some lessons!

Speaking of my girl, she thinks you look amazingly cute even with your special friend on your face. I have a friend who had one of those. It eventually started to dry up and get all crusty then it just fell off. Hopefully that's what will happen to yours.

Tell Joe he has to go check out the FART CLUB t-shirts on Murphy's blog.

Goober love,
Stanley

3:33 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

Wow...That was alot of ketchup...

Your Dot looks alot better...I'm glad you don't have to have that surgery...That stuff is no fun...

That car is great...You could chase Joey all over the house with that...I'm sure he would love that game...

Congrats on the Award...

I Joey still napping??

Abby xxxooo

4:28 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey, Yes it is Merv the cat, but only because I'm snacking on kitty poo. Honest. Really. I don't like him or anything.

xo
SB

4:43 AM  
Blogger Achilles Wong said...

congratulations on your "Post of the Month" award guys! you sure deserve it.. we had a hoot reading that post of yours!

Everything sure is going extremely well back there... re the bike, we agree it is one cool birthday pressie.. just try not to drink and drive okay? BOL!

drooly kisses,

Aki

4:59 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Thank Dog your dot is shrinking!
:)

6:48 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Congratulations on the award, and good luck on the little scooter thing. But maybe not pink, OK?

gussie

7:14 AM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Congratulations on winning the post of the month. I am so glad that your dot is recovering already. Since your cousin is such a good driver, why dun you just take a ride from her?

Luv
Snowball

8:11 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, wowzers! I'll bet if you guys asked your non-fur cousin REAL nice, she'd take you for rides! I love to go for rides!
Congrats on post of the month!!!
Play bows,
Zim

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should probably get a four wheel drive car. Mini Jeep. that way Tanner can sit shot gun.

8:13 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Hey Joey! Do you or Tanner want to judge the non-sporting group competition at Mango-minster (see my bloggy). It would mean you couldn't compete, but you do get to choose the winner (and submit any competition photos you might find).

Pee mail me and let me know backupdog@comcast.net

Slobbers,
Mango

8:25 AM  
Blogger Pearl said...

Hi Tan!

Tell Joey congrats on the well-played fart. Timing is everything.

Your dot is totally shrinking! Thank Dog, when you get a car like your cute cousin, that dot won't be in your drivers license picture.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Marvin said...

Congratulations on the award! Well deserved, and the post was very very funny!

I can just see you Tanner on the nifty wheels!

I am so glad your Dot is disappearing.

lotsaluv, Marvin xxxx

8:54 AM  
Blogger Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Tanner, we are soooooo glad your smart dot is getting smaller by itself! That little car your cousin has would be just about the right size for you!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

10:12 AM  
Blogger Aggie said...

Congrats on your blog award.

Joey, can you believe it the Steelers did it!!! The town is crazy!!! All of the players came out yesterday for a parade. I got scared because everyone had fireworks going off.

Tan Torkelson~ DUDE, your smart dot looks great!!!!

PS~ Nice work on the fart!

Sloppy Licks

Aggie

10:35 AM  
Blogger Ludo van puppy said...

Congrats on winning the post of the month! Hooray for the dot going away.
~lickies, Ludo

11:08 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Everything is going your way today, Tanner, and I'm SO HAPPY for you! Wooooooooooo!

1:34 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Tanner
Glad to see the spot is slowly disappearing matie. No surgery sounds pretty good to us.

When you get that motorcycle thingy, take a video ok cause we really want to see you riding it hehehe. Wear your cap too.

tailwags
Noah

6:28 PM  
Blogger Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh our dawgness, it's a pink 4 wheeler just like Snickers has, hehehehe! Did you get to have a ride yet?? We're so glad your lump is going down now. Hope it dries up for good & never comes back.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

6:50 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hey Tanner...that DOT is pretty inspirin'...do you feed it vegetables or somethin'?? Maybe spinach to make it grow like that????? You rock, Man!!!

So have ya gotten over the Steeler's??? The parade here WAS INSANE...body surfin' players...the works...nutso!!

You should be gettin' a box from us....

Love ya lots...

Scruffy

9:11 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Hoo-ray for shrinking dots and big awards! I think that your little human friend has a totally cool thing there but WHAT WAS SHE WEARING?? She needs to be raised up right by you guys so she can learn about REAL football teams and maybe eat a moo tube from time to time.

wally t.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

We are so glad that you don't have to have surgery for your dot, Tanner!
And we LOVE your new wine collar! It's YOU!
Can we have a ride in your new car when you get it?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

5:31 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

WOOHOO!!! Glad to hear all the good news!! Your cousin is getting so big!!! Hopefully she's a really messy eater when you guys are around her! She looks like she's around the age where she can eat yummy stuff.
Kaos

10:09 AM  
Blogger Dannan and The Girl said...

Hey, pawsome job on Post of the Month! Good job, Tanner! And we're glad to see your dot is going away without having to go to splurgery!

Wroo!

12:26 PM  

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