Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Stinkin DOT!

I am getting pretty sick of hearing about Tanner and his stinking dot face. I mean, its just gross if you ask me...

I mean ewwww right??

I complained to my Mom about it and she said she thought she could find something much funnier to put on the blog...


35 Stains:

Blogger Gus said...

Tell your mom we don't think it is funny either. We know you are far more dignified than that. Um, well, most of the time.


pee ess...Teka sends healing smoochies to Tan T. eeeeeuuuuuw

6:46 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

How do you end up being made fun of when the doofster and his dot are in the house? Did that dot get a little bigger, or is that just a closer upper shot? Maybe it's a mole like the ugly cauliflower mole I had on my neck. The vet cryogenically (or something) froze it off of me, but mom said if she could do it all over again, she would have just had them leave it because it looked pretty hurty too her. I can tell you, it was! And the silly thing is, the vet said it could totally have been left there. Moms are sometimes dumb.


7:24 PM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

But, yur mommy rules - right!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

8:16 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i think it is pretty freakin funny dude...lolololol

8:20 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i think it is pretty freakin funny dude...lolololol

8:20 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Ha ha, Mom saw that shirt in the store this weekend. Very funny!!


8:43 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Hee hee... that's quite funny..

~ Bae

8:55 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Mr. Torkelson looks like he is growing something else on his lower left lip. He may wind up getting more than one surgicals.

Oh, its tomorrow, isn't it? Good luck, Tan!

And Joe, don't let them do humiliating things like that to you!


9:39 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

yeah, that's not funny. not at all. sounds like it's stain time!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

P(ee)S: that dot...TOTALLY gross!

11:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Hello my four legged friends! It is I, Mr. T-Bone Beasley. I appologize for my disappearing act but life has been busy and oh so good lately! I've missed you lots!

Thanks for your awesome Christmas card! Your eyeballs brought an awesomely huge smile to my face!

I will be back to blogging soon...hopefully!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

11:25 PM  
Blogger Stella said...


Hehehehehe. WAAAAAaaaaaHahaaaaaa!
I'm sorry, man, but that's STINKIN' funny. Your mama might need to start sleeping with one eye open from now on, but she's a serious HOOT!

About that dot. I think it's getting bigger. Are you all going to have to move out of the house so there's room for that thing?

Goobery love & kissies,
Stella Bean

12:28 AM  
Blogger happy said...

What a fashion statement! LOL! Oops, sorry!

12:40 AM  
Blogger Achilles Wong said...

wow joey... we never thought you were that long... ummm... the knickers thing is not really funny.. ummm.. maybe a little.. hehe...

as for the tan-man, wow... is it just me or did the dot get bigger? we hope all goes well for him though...

2:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please let us know what the vet says! hope tanner just has a mole/wart/pimple. it's not like bleeding or crusty. so it's probably nothing.

2:44 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, that is the funniest thing we've seen today, Joey! Thanks for the laugh!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:25 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh poor Joe!

I hope things soon improve for you!

4:32 AM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Joey, me thinks it looks bigger too...heehee ur mama shure can pik on u sumtimes...btw, dat shirt looks like it gotted smaller, did ya gain sum weight??

b safe,

4:34 AM  
Blogger Pug(s) and Bugg said...

Oh no Tanner that looks just like the Mast Cell I had on my BUTT!!!! Did you go to the vet yet? We are anxiously awaiting to hear what you have!

Also Joe that shirt is BARK OUT LOUD funny!

6:18 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

I think that shirt is on its way to becoming the next stain award. Am I wrong?

8:38 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

I'm not laughing, but Jazzi is, bite her!

Simba x

9:02 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Poor Tanner - hope they remove that dot soon!

9:09 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Did woo remind your mom that paybakhks are you-know-what?


10:43 AM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

That shirt's too cool!

11:02 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Heehee! Can't help but laugh! Love that shirt!

2:37 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

hehehehe, ummm, you poor thing! hehehehehehehehe!!!! Sorry! I can't stop laughing at that picture! The dot looks bigger in that picture. I thought it was getting smaller. Hope Tanner's vet visit went okay.

2:45 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Oh, that is so NOT funny!!!! LOLOLOLOL

Yep, that bump looks bigger to us too; Dakota has one b/w her eyes that seems to get bigger every day.

Hope woo found your pants.

Woos~the OP Pack

2:47 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

ok, I find that very funny!! well, mom does too!

you know I sorta had a similar dot like that finally fell off on its own. I hope it does the same for the Doofus.

2:55 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Amber couldn't stop giggling enough to leave a comment. That shirt's a killer.
Play bows,

3:18 PM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said..., sorry, but, well, be careful what you wish for! bbwwaaahahahahaha
pee ess where can I get a shirt like that for Scooter?!

3:34 PM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

hay hay tannererer!! ok anok i did heer u haz tu go tu that vetz this day?! r u ok? i doan want mi twinnerer tu be all sik an hurtee! ok anok. pleez let me no howz u r.
hi 5s twinnerer
pee ess sunny iz all "i wanna shurt lik joe'z fur scooter" bruvver. ok anok. not happnin!

3:40 PM  
Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...


you have been nominated for Post of The Month over at the Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :)



4:27 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

That shirt is hilarious...

Abby xxxooo

4:46 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

I think that's just about the funniest shirt I have ever seen!!

4:55 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Tanner's dot look bigger! Do you think it will explode??
Your t-shirt is very funny!
Kisses and hugs

8:13 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Joey, your mom is bad, bad, bad. I cannot believe how she disrepects you.


4:11 AM  

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