Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Would you call THIS GUY a Doofus???

WHATSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Guys!! It is TAN TORKELSON DAY! I am sooo not happy because like I have to go to that VET on FRIDAY to see about this cool bump I grew recently.

WELL I gotta say I think I found a way to be SURE they do not want to surgerize my FACE and steal my Dot!!!

You guys all know this dude right???

WHATSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP New President Bare Rock Obomba!!!!!!

Well take a closer look at that guy...
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Can you see it?? OMDOG its a totally COOL awesome Smart Guy dot!!!

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Oh ya, silly VET, just try and take it away now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will totally call the SECRET SERVICABLES!!!

52 Stains:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo have a point!

Good lukhk!


6:35 PM  
Blogger Aggie said...

Tan you are soooo right. You have a smart guy dot! We like Bare Rock around our house, Mom said we need a change.

Good Luck at the Vet!!

Sloppy Licks,


6:46 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

whoa,that's very cool!

We are so excited for you here in Canada!

luv ya
Lola Smiles

6:53 PM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

I had one of them once - it went away though.. just disappeared. Our vet specialist in Ohio, that mom always calls when she really needs the best advise - he said it, would and it did.
your pal, Morgan

6:59 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

BareRock is one cool guy and we have to help him do a good job.

I hope if your Vet doesn't try to remove your smart dot, he will at least color it black, which would look better than pink on you.


6:59 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh man yeah they need to leave your smart guy dot alone.

7:12 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Well Tan, you do have a point. Are you going to go to dee cee to help BareRock...seeing how smart you are now and all...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:33 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

I think if they take away your smart guy dot you may never become president ....

8:08 PM  
Blogger Butchy & Snickers said...

Ahroooooo, good point Tanner. Snickers has a tiny bump on her eyelid & the dogtor doesn't want to remove it, Sylvester has a bump on his lip & it doesn't need removing. Mama has bumps on her face & the doctors won't remove them. So why should you have your's removed??? Hmmmmm, maybe you should take your Mama to court & battle this out, tee hee!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

8:14 PM  
Blogger Technodoll said...

He he - you GO, boy! Sick it to 'em! :-D

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8:26 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

Yep...It definately looks like Bare Rock Obomba's Dot...And, he is one Smart Guy...

Tell that Vet to leave your Dot alone...

I think your Mom should cancel that appointment...

Abby xxxooo

8:29 PM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hey you wild & crazy guyz (to change the subject) - We really liked yur Stillers movie - GO STILLERS!!!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

8:48 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow i think that you just have to get a note from borokka ....he will speak up for you...a guy should be able to be who he wants to be...geez....

8:49 PM  
Blogger Achilles Wong said...

we agree tanner! that vet is just envious cos he doesnt have a smart guy dot... hmph. we say this is an outrage! hehe..

drooly kisses,


pee-ees.. Good luck on the steelers game! yay!

9:19 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
You have something in common with Mr. Obama!
Good luck at the vet!
Kisses and hugs

9:28 PM  
Blogger kaui said...

joey good wishes at the vet! I recently had one of those bumps n its taking 2 weeks for it to go away! Best wishes!

xoxo, kaui

9:58 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, Tan!

No worries, man. And of course, President Obama is NOT a doofus, despite his dot. Keep us posted on yours, okay?

Goob love,

10:39 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

What a pawsome mean you awe so vewy smawt and we've just all missed it?
I'm soo happy that Bawe wock is in the white houses..and I hope the Vet leaves you alone!
thanks fow the good wishes fow Daddi too
smoochie kisses

11:07 PM  
Blogger happy said...

Right to the dot!

11:13 PM  
Blogger apple + chelsea said...


<3 Apple

12:36 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey we sure hope he isn't a doofus.

Good luck with the dot Tanner.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

12:56 AM  
Blogger Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

Woah!!! what a smart dot, you are the future pawsident!!!

slurpy licks,

3:20 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Hoomans will be paying to have dots put on their faces! See how lucky you already are, Tanner!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

3:24 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tan! Maybe this is a sign. Maybe you are meant to be the next presidential dog.


4:17 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

good luck Tan...I somehow don't think the vet is gonna fall for this one.


6:57 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

A totally cool smart guy dot. Who would have thought. I think Foley has one of those on this butt. Don't let that vet get anywhere near you with those implements of torture that they keep behind closed doors.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Tan!
YAY for smart guy dots! It's so cool that you and Bare Rock have something in common. :)
Love Clover xo

11:55 AM  
Blogger with love, Madison said...

Tanner, is it a wart, buddy? If so, just get it GONE! We love your face no matter what!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Petey said...

Tanner, and it is in almost exactly the same place! You should head to Washington immediately.

Your pal,


12:55 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

They're still making you go to the vet? It's barely visible!!! Good luck! Take that picture with you so you can show the vet you need to keep it!

2:01 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Tanner -I think you look as charismatic as President Obama with the mole! Don't remove it.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope you don't have to have surgery Tanner. Hope it's nothing,

8:11 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...


I am sure ya can sig the secret servicables on the Vet if he even thinks of alterin' yer face...make sure ya take the new Presidents picture with ya ta remind the guy what beauty is.....

Dewey Dewster here....

9:05 PM  
Blogger Willie and Waylon said...

Good luck! It is a beauty mark

10:09 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

OMdoG.. thanks for pointing it out Tanner!! It MUST be the Smart Guy dot... you even have it on the same side of your face!

10:44 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

That is so true Tanner. How come nobody removed his spot?

~ Bae

10:45 PM  
Blogger Molly and Taffy said...

Good luck at the VET. Hope you can keep your dot, you look so distinguished.

Molly and Taffy

2:10 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

That is an excellent plan! And Joe calls you a doofus ...

6:52 AM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Tanner - good argument. The question is - did he always have is guy dot, or did he just grow it?

7:14 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Tanner you are almost as smart as the other dotted one! Can you imagine? He writes his OWN books and says words like cohere, syncretic, endemic, abrogate, and nuclear and knows what they mean and how to pronounce them!!!! (from wordsmith dot org)
But our servant the nurse says they would remove his smart dot too if it changed suddenly. So you have to suck it up. (Her words, not ours.)

wags from the whippets

8:50 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh how exciting, you are
The Dot Twins!

We have an expression here, not sure if you use it in the States, but someone a little bit crazy is called "dotty".

As in the phrase "Tanner is a bit dotty". Do you think this applies to you?

laffing loudly at your post!

Marvin xxxxxxx

9:34 AM  
Blogger B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Seeriussly, Joe, I hope it's not enything narsty. I hope it's just a matter ov a satisfying skweeze!


10:43 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Haha! Great point! And great way to avoid the vet!
By the way, I'm Fred, and I just stopped by to say hello. I like your blog!

10:46 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Looks like you are in good company there.

Simba x

12:53 PM  
Blogger I is Jake said...

OMD! It looks just like HIS dot!! Dat jus proves dat yoo is just as smart. Did any bean take the Bare Rock guy to the v-e-t fer his dot?

1:09 PM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

You're quite right, Tanner. That looks like a lucky bump. But i'm sure the vet will be providing snacks so I suggest you go anyways!


2:23 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Woa Tanner. You've got a legged twinner now too!!!!

Wiry wags, Eric xx

4:10 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Oh. My. Dog. Tan Torkelson gave a wart to the president! You should name it your OBAMADOT.

wally t.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Nice try, Tanner. We all like that new president as much as you, but it looks like he might have a presidential zit.


5:06 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Wow Tanner, you look like Prez Bare Rock!! Maybe you can run for president next time too ;)


8:42 PM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

hay hay tannererer. ok anok. see. i iz alwayz sayin we iz smarterer than eferywon finks. u did prove it. if that pressydentz haz a smarterer bump, howz cum nobudy takez hiz, hu? ok anok. so thay shood not tak yurz!
hi 5s

3:46 PM  
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