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Some dogs have raised concern that if I get 10 treats a day I might end up getting fat...
Well, I don't like to show this off TOO much because I don't want Sophie to think I am looking for more girls, but have you dogs seen me under my furs???
I work out a lot, I have to do something to get out the frustrations of living with a Doofus.
So I told Mom I DEMAND 10 treats a day. You know what she gave me, RICE. And you know what she said, there are FAR more than 10 grains of rice in there!
WTF?!?!?!!
I am clearly NOT amused.
Even Tanner was bummed, because he thinks that if I get ten treats he will too.
I need to work on this human training thing, is there a human whisperer out there???
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Good lukhk Joey BUT me thinks resistance is futile!
Stay Warm!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
w00f's Joey and Tanner, heehee when does u work out to git dat hot bod Joey, when me sees u, ur sunning on the porch orrrr ur sleeping bag gittin warm..
b safe,
~rocky~
oooh joey! do you work out? hahhahaa... BOL.. i never knew you had a tattoo though.. hmmm.. does it say 'Sophie'?
aw.. bum luck for you. pawrents are a hopeless case. they are almost as untrainable as toilet paper.. :)).. how about the gramps? or the hooman friends? they might give you ten treats! (they are not usually as evil and mean as our pawrents.. hehe...
believe me my nanny for the holidays was giving me an extra cup per meal despite the strict written order of my manang to JUST give me 2 cups per meal.. wahaha..nanny's are the BEST!
drooly kisses,
Aki
Oh noooooo! The servant just peed her panties!!!!
Joe you made HER go all stains!
wags from the whippets
Hi, Joey!
10 grain of rice don't count as 10 treats! Your mom's math is wrong!
I wonder what Sophie is going to tell about that picture of you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Your mom is one clever lady...
let me know how you can figure this one out joe..maybe if we hold back on the kisses and cuddles they will get jealous or sad and they will try buying our attention with treats....something has to work....and dude...you are some hot looking stud under your furs dude...not that you arent other wise...
You make my day Joey. If you're really allergic to Tanner mail him to me.
Rice? Your mom has lost it! Don't worry. My mom loses it all the time, and then she gives me treats. Not ten, but a couple at least.
xo
SB
Joe
WOW! What a fizz eek!
Don't give up, and don't get discouwaged..hoomans weaw down evechooally
good luck
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..I got about 40 popcowns
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start going potty in the house or where you are not supposed to go and then your parents will have to start re-potty training you with treats becuae positive reinforcement is the way to go with us fur-kids. that is how i my mommy potty trained me and i get a realy tiny organic treat every time i go potty on my pad. and if i dont get a treat...than i start peeing next to my pad. and the treats start right up again!
let me know if this works.
Tail Wigges & Puppy Kisses,
Coco - The Princess
She's trying to get you on a TECHNICALITY???! Man, that's low. Even for her.
Goober love,
Stanley
That is cheating! Rice is just food. You need to sort those humans out.
Simba x
Crikey, you hide that body well matie.
tailwags
Noah
You are one stud muffin, Joey! We think you NEED those 10 treats a day to stay in shape! You definitely need to get this point across to your mom!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Whoa dude. Those are some abs, man. Tell your ma ape you're on a low carb diet. No rice, just MEATS.
wally t.
hmm if you find a human whisperer please send it my way.
me and Teka think our sissies E.Rabbit and E.Beth trained our parents for us. E.Rabbit is a bit far, but E.Beth may make home visits from Flagstaff. Let us know and we will have her email you with details.
gussie
pee ess..Muzzer says she fell for the starving Chinese children thing when she was in GRADE SCHOOL, but you are far wiser than she.
gus
hubba hubba hubba...who knew???
Lots of Licks, ruby
Paris has just fainted. What an effect you must have on the ladies dude!
Even hot guys like you have to watch their weight, I mean you could wind up with a roll around that handsome middle, if you demand too much treats.
What does Tubby Tan Torkington look like under his fur coat?
Kisses,
Stella
Sometimes my humans give me bits of my dinner during the day and they call it "treats." AS IF I don't know they're doing THIS!! I need that human whisperer too!
Joey, I am facing the same problem as you. I tried to get 10 treats a day from my hooman this year since I am already 10 yrs old, Nasty jie jie told daddy not to.
Do you think I should continue to try to get them to give me 11 treats a day when I turn 11 in May? If you have any good ideas on how to get that work, please share with me. My plans haven't work yet.
Luv
Snowball
Joey, I am facing the same problem as you. I tried to get 10 treats a day from my hooman this year since I am already 10 yrs old, Nasty jie jie told daddy not to.
Do you think I should continue to try to get them to give me 11 treats a day when I turn 11 in May? If you have any good ideas on how to get that work, please share with me. My plans haven't work yet.
Luv
Snowball
Joey~
WOOF WOOF!!! You look HOT under that fur!!! You better tell Sophie to watch out!!!
I see now how you keep your body in good shape....RICE!!
Sloppy Licks,
Aggie
There's GOTTA be a human whisperer out there somewhere. When you find him/her, let me know.
If you find that human whisperer send him our way ok? We need to keep our parents in line!!!!
xoxoxoxxo,
The Puppies
What a rip off! I can't believe your mom pulled that trick with the rice. Next time she tells you to come, tell her 10 steps is close enough! I bet she won't think it works so well then!
ps. We always wondered what you looked like under your fur but were too polite to ask.
hehe! Wish I could give you soe advice, but I can't even convince my mom to give me 2 treats a day!!
Kaos
Was it sticky rice? I love sticky rice.
Woo.
Luv,
Dave
Ha, I don't think a whisperer will do it, dude. I think we need a human SCREAMER! (You know that they don't hear nearly so good as we do.)
Nice shape, Joe. I look similar under my brown dog coat.
Wroo!
Hi Joey!
Well, this 10 treat a day goal seems to be quite a challange. You can try a few things that I do, such as,
1. Climb up on a chair that I don't belong on and cry for a treatto get me down.
2. After my coat goes on and we are all ready to go outside for a walk, lay down like dead weight, getting up only for a treat.
3. Once you are ON the walk, stop in the middle and dig your paws in, look up and let them know you will not go any further until they give you a treat!
Good Luck!
Smoooooches!!
--Winnie :-)
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