Merry Christmas Stains!
After I opened my Christmas presents and the pressure of being 'nice' instead of 'naughty' began to wane, I started thinking.
I didn't want to be one of those dogs that talked the talk but didn't walk the walk. I invented the stain award this year and handed it out to many deserving doggies, but what staining had I done lately? I mean, sure the first night Dad started practicing with his new band I ran in the room with poo all over my butt and rolled in the bed, but that was months ago. There was stain art just waiting to be made and I was holding back...
So I loaded up my brush (paw) with some fantastic Christmas Night poo and I got to work...
All over Mom's new couch cover!!! Nobody saw me sprint from outside directly to the couch as they were busy putting away Christmas goodies.
Omdog I even got some chunks up there!! Mom noticed the poopy paw print in the kitchen and followed the trail to the TV room.
Don't ever think that I have lost it, I am still the Minister of Stains!!!! (I am looking somewhat guilty here just so Mom didn't go totally nuts, but I was proud, believe me!)
34 Stains:
Wow, you are definately the master of stains. Mom says I'm not allowed to try to win one fo your stain awards. She is such a party pooper! lol
Kaos
W2Go, Joe. You are the true master of stains....
Ohhh, Joe. . .Maybe its a guy thing, but I think those are nasty!
Couldn't you find another claim to fame?
Kisses,
Stella
Joey
so glad you still have what it takes to be the best of the best! I'm pwoud of you
smoochie kisses
ASTA
all hail the master of stains. That is the best I've seen ever
I've never even conceived of poopy paw prints! Jeez - I'm lame, I don't work with my stains.
Ike
Clearly you are still the stain master. You even got some chunks there. Awesome.
Slobbers,
Mango
Joe...you are the master, there is no denying it!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Honestly, I'm not sure if this is a good OR a bad thing?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Woo. You ARE the stain-master, aren't you? Way to go, Joey!
Luv,
Dave
I'm so glad you did this AFTER Christmas, Joey. Omd, I'm almost speechless!
Wow! You truly are the master, Joey! Your poor mom!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
oh dear dog, I bow in the presence of beauty.
Stains of the like I have never even dreamed of making.
You are truly Champion of Stains.........................
love and licks (well not so many bloody licks as you are so stain like) also All Good Wishes and Best Stains ever for the New Year
Happy 2009 from Marvin and family.
Thank you muchly for being our stain like friends.........
OHHHHH MYYYYYY DOGGGGG!!!! That is a great stain!!!! I did the same thing the other night too. My mom was to mad to take photos....but I promise that next time I will capture the stain just for you!
Sloppy Licks,
Aggie
Now that's a forlorn look if I ever saw one, Joey....but yer stains are awesome and I bet yer Mom thought so too....great way ta break in a new cover....it's always best ta find out if they're really washable and shrink proof while they can still be returned....
Oh and great job on the game yesterday.....awesome score...ya must be hoarse from cheerin'....See ya at the playoffs...
Dewey Dewster here.....
I agree with Ms. Lady Kaos YOU my dear are the MASTER of Stains!!! Wow. Good thing you are so darned cute!!!
those are way nasty Joe!! xox
way to stain little man....way to stain...be proud
As you should be! That is some pawsome work there Mr. Stains!
Ozzie & Rocky
Now that is some artwork! I think your use of whitespace is great, there's so much to say in the negative space and it is framed well with the smatterings. We hope you are having great Holidays, especially now that it is warming back up! Are you going to the MeetUp this month?
-BentN'niko
That sure is a good one, Joe. I poo in the house a lot, but I don't usually rub it in. You have very good technique.
Poppy
Dude, Joe, you are the MASTER!
You are the creator of the Stains Award so you must give us a good example of that!
Good job Joey!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Now that's a stain! We're not worthy!
OMdoG Joey!! You are so sc**wed!! I think you and Hershey must be twins in your previous life!! On 23Dec, Hershey did a DIARRHEA thingy on the couch.. it wasn't just stains.. she basically emptied her bowels on the couch!! It was so stinky and wet mom and dad didn;t have time to take photos of the mess.. I think they were too horrified and the smell was so bad they were gagging when they were cleaning the couch!! Whoops...
Joe,
We in GooberStan are STINKIN' proud to know you, man.
Those chunks were a nice touch. You are and will always be the Minister of Stains.
Thanks for sharing.
Goober love,
Stanley
Pee Ess
Tell your mama that if she wants a Stella dog, I've got one for her... CHEAP!
w00f's Joe and Tanner, heehee dey dont call u da master fur nuttin....me iz very impressed...
b safe,
~rocky~
Joe, You are DA MAN!!
Whoa. That is a mighty stain. And as King of Stains surely you know it is quality and not quantity that counts.
wally.
Hey Joe,
You are still the Master of Stains, dude. Excellent work.
And as for the Godfather title, I think it fits you perfectly. Just stuff your cheeks with tennis balls and get your mom to buy you some hair pomade.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
I'm proud of you too Joe.
You're my idol, man!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE FUN LOVING BOSTON TERRIER BROTHERS!
Muahhhhhhhhh!
Dude my mom would be so upset. but you have a guilty look on your face. i know you're sorry.
Ooops! Did you get a little smack on your backside? I know I would if I did that on purpose.
Have a wonderful Happy New Year!
Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
Hey, Joey, you've still got it! Way to go! WROOOOOOOOOO!!!
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