Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Friday, January 02, 2009


So far I have not got 10 treats a day in 2009, not sure what is up with that.

I even tried the CUTEST pose ever made, and still I did not get 10 treats.

We did get some sploding candy canes, those were pretty fun.

And just so you are not is 2009

And Tanner is STILL a Doofus Face!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

37 Stains:

Blogger Eric said...

Joe, what's gone wrong pal? Cute face WAS cute..CRICKEY!!! OH NO!!!! You don't think the leggededs resolution was no treats for the boys do you???

Worried wags, Eric xxx

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have enough blankets Joey?? Doofus sure is CUTE though.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Molly and Taffy said...

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4:51 PM  
Blogger Molly and Taffy said...

Joe, if you don't get your 10 treats today that means they have to give you 20 tomorrow doesn't it?

Happy New Year.

Molly and Taffy

4:53 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Holy Moly Joey! It's a whole new year. I'm back from the country, where I played with the boys and fought with the girls. But you are still #1. Mom says she will update my blog tomorrow.


6:16 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

That is just wrong wrong wrong!

That face is sooooo worth TEN treats -

AND all of the Doofusssssss treats as well!

PeeEssWoo: I'm sure Auntie Di would give woo TEN treats!

6:32 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

If 2009 isn't working for you maybe you could do another Stain trick for them and see what that does!


6:43 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

That's a pretty doofussy doofus face!

6:57 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh man...i think i may have had ten treats today..maybe tomorrow i will try and get some extra so we can share..

8:24 PM  
Blogger Petey said...

Hey Joey!

Just saw the photos of Lacie with her Lisa Rinna-worthy trout pout. The only good news is, with lips that swollen, her teeth can't get to you. This may be the perfect time to go out on a date with her!

Your pal,


8:57 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Joey, there are things like not even a New Year can change... like Tanner!
Kisses and hugs

9:55 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Well the sploding candy canes awe cool..but I still think you should get those ten tweats a day..let me know if you want me to come talk to youw pawents
love and smoochie kisses

10:05 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Joe and Tanner, with that look, how can they resist to give ya 10 treats a day...

b safe,

11:41 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

10 way should demand more.
That doofus face is kinda cute ya know....well that's what my sissies say.


1:34 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, Joe. I was COUNTING on Tan still being a doofus! Whew! That was a close one... hehehe.

Your cute face is totally tearing up my girl here! She's about to pee.... no, wait! She's running to the bathroom (let's see if she gets her pants down in time). ...ewwww, she almost didn't make it.

I think you and Tanner need to enter the muddiest face part of our beard competition. If nothing else, you can just make Tanner do a face plant into the mud, then snap his photo. Winners get excellent prizes.

You KNOW you wanna do it!

Goober love,

2:30 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

What gives? You should get at LEAST 10 treats a day, Joey! Is your cookie jar empty? Do you need us to send you a care package? Let us know!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:31 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

I don't understand...That cute face was REALLY cute...Definately worth 10 treats...

Don't let up, Joe...Just keep staring at them with that face...They will have to give in...

Abby xxxooo

6:05 AM  
Blogger Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Mmmmmm...'sploding candy canes! We're all for ANYTHING that 'splodes...especially when no one sees how it happened. That way, we can always say it sploded all by itself!

Good luck with the treat situation!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

6:15 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Maybe you could get 10 kisses a day instead?

Naaaaah!!! Just kiddin!

wags from the whippets

6:42 AM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Joe,
Well, maybe it's time to put your Godfather title to good use and make your parents an "offer they can't refuse."
Then you'll get your 10 treats!
Murphy Dogg

7:52 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Oh jeez is that a doofus face. You're really getting robbed with the 10 snacks thing, especially with that NICE begging face.

wally t.

8:41 AM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Happy New Year!!!


11:33 AM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

hay,hay tannerer!!! happee nu yeerz twinnerer. ok anok rite now i am at mi human sissee's howse huntin skwerrelz. we did neerly git won the ofer day but we did miss it. da** it
hu? whut? okokok. mom sez tu watch mi mowf. ok anok. i haf tu go hunt sum mor. see yu laterer dude!!
ok anok thas all

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooo sploding candy canes how fun! You really need to start getting those 10 treats a day! That'd be fun!

12:29 PM  
Blogger Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

Happy Paw Year, Joey and Doofus,
Mum has finally stawted updating my blog! It was gweat barking at you at the Pawty!
Asta (Oz)

3:36 PM  
Blogger Kodak the Eskie said...

Oh, Joe, that is the cutest pose ever!! I can't believe that didn't get you more treats! Maybe you should try to go for 9 treats a day. :)

Hugs, Kodak

3:57 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

We hope you and your family (and the Doofus) have a wonderful 2009!

4:54 PM  
Blogger Technodoll said...

Happy New Year, you two handsome boys! is it ok to share our cookies with you since you look soooo starving... ha ha!

Love you guys!

The akitas xoxo

5:37 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...

So who sploded the candy cane??? or almost looks like our house after we get a new stuffie....ya think those people on the sewin' machines would stitch 'em up at bit better....but then if they actually one would buy anymore....who's dumber...them or us????

Dewey Dewster here.....

6:46 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Keep at 'em Joe. You will prevail, we just know it! You're not asking for much! Happy New Years Guyz!
Ozzie & Rocky

6:46 PM  
Blogger Summit the Super Mal said...

Woo there Joe~
If this trend continues, let me know. I'll smoosh 'em until they realize the error of their ways.
Your pal,

7:21 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

happy new year, guys

hope u have a fabulous year ahead with more fun, more adventure and more doofus than ever!

9:28 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Hey Joey - How many times a day do you call Tanner a doofus? Maybe the deduct one treat from your pile every time you do that. Try going a day without calling him a doofus and see if you get all 10 treats.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Has your mom turned to stone? That cute face... I would have given you like totally 10,000 treats. Keep trying little dude.


3:56 AM  
Blogger BrandytheGreat said...

Whoa, I hate it when there are no treats!

9:17 AM  
Blogger Dannan and The Girl said...

Gotta love sploding candy canes! If you figure out how to get ten treats a day, you gotta share the secret!


8:12 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, JOEY! If you did that cute pose around our mom, she'd be putty in your paws. Seriously.
Play bows,

8:54 AM  

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