Tan Torkelson Protection Agency
OMDOG so like last night we went for the walk we go on before we go to sleepins. Usually we walk up by that school I showed you on Trottin Tuesday LAST weeks. WELL Last night Mom wanted to walk down another street to look at the Christmas lights!!
We walk alll the way to one end then TURN around to come back when a BIG black scary doggy comes charging our way and Dad yells PICK THEM UP!?!
Mom scooped me up and Dad picked up Joe and mean bad dog's dad comes and SAYS OH NOES I USUALLY have his leash on!? WHAT A JERK!?
WELL the whole time big mean doggy is growling and getting his leash on Joey is looking like WOAH, you know what I was doing?!?!?!
I was doing this to Mommy!!
I WAS ALL LET ME AT HIM, I WILL KILL THAT DOGGY, I WILL PROTECT YOU MOMMY AND JOEY and I WILL I WILL!!!!!!!!! I was trying so hard to save my family's life that I scratched up that Mom!! I AM SORRY!
Mom said she was very proud of me for being SO BRAVE but next time Dad gets to pick up Tanner. (She muttered something about someone needing to lose some weight, but she must be talking about HER!) I am going to go rest and remind Santa how GOOD I am! If anyone needs Tan Torkelson Protection Agency, I will work for bacon!!!
41 Stains:
Thank goodness you were there to protect your mom and Joey!! It sounds like that big black dog was MEAN! I am glad you guys are ok but sorry about your mom getting scratched!!
xoxoxxxo,
The Puppies
You are such a HERO, Tanner, and I am extremely proud of you. You saved your mom's life, you know!
Tan Torkelson, maybe you could fly over to my house and bark at that drainage easement with me. My mom says that I do not need to be barking at it but she is wrong and I need another dog around to back me up on this!
Beckett
Dude. We would be quite a team. I once jumped on Big Grey Pit Bull back just to let him know we're tuff. And he wasn't even messin' with us--just looking at us from a safe distance. But better to be on offense than defense! (Unless you're the Pats and you keep giving the other team the ball--hahahahahaha).
wally t.
Dear Mr. Tan Torkelson,
I may need to retain your services, but not to protect me so much as to protect the doggies I might want to harass. I can be a bit of a jerk.
xo
SB
DANG! I hate when dogs aren't on leashes.
Well Mr. Torkelson...
I can see ya mean business when yer in yer protection mode....but yer supposed to scratch the ENEMY not the FAMILY....say that 12 times in a row without takin' a breath......
Dewey Dewster here....
I bet your mom would have been much more scared without you there. Mom says it must be nice having a dog you can pick up.
WOW!
Woo need to train someone in Australia fur Huffle - save her from the flashy beast -
SERIOUSLY, why are so many humans soooo STOOPID?
We have to feel sorry for their pups - maybe next time woo need to have 'THE TALK' with the dog and THEN the 'owner' -
Extra Hugz&Khysses so woo khan share 'em with your mom,
Khyra
OMD you are so brave Tan!!!! And I think you look mighty cute under that Christmas tree...you sure do make a nice prezzie!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Tanner T. Hmmm...if your dad won't pick you up, then your mom might put you in booties so she doesn't get scratched. And they come in pink.
so....be a bit more of a stern and quiet protector, OK
gussie
w00f's Joey aND Tanner, good thing ur daddy wuz alert to his surroundings..and very good u wuz there to protect them all, Tanner..hmm was u protectin or trying to climb up ur mamas neck to git away from dat bad dog? .ouchies fur ur mamas neck...heehee i think she got the worst of it..
b safe,
~rocky~
Tanner the Hero! I'll sign up for the protection plan, can I pay you bacon directly?
My 2-legged sister says you 2 are very cute, she has a boston too.
Cheers!
Hey, Tan Torkelson, good work and at least you didn't draw blood which of course, in more serious circumstances, you might someday have to do. I think its all part of the Protection Game.
Tell your Mom we are sending her some healing salve to use on her owies and we wish her the best!
Kisses all around,
Stella
Good work, Tan Torkelson. (I mean the brave and trying to protect your family part not the scratching your mom part, but I think she needs some souvenirs to remember of your bravery!)
Luv
Snowball
Hi, Tanner!
Sounds like a scary episode!
Sorry your mom got scratched!
You chose a great spot to take a nap!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Joe, Tanner!
I just got your card today! Thank you so much, the picture of you two is grrrrEAT!
Sparky
I love that last picture!
Tanner I just knew you were a hero! Of course, you had to do everything you could to protect your family. They are lucky to have you looking out for them!
I thought you were the lover, Tanner, and Joe was the fighter?
Hi Tanner!
You are such a brave doggie for wanting to protect your family...good on you! Hope your Mom's arm will be better soon...=)
Scottie
oh, brave tanner for pawtecting mommy. good job. next time, bite the head off the meanie doggie... ok, i'm being too much here. :P
wet wet licks
Boo
chill Tanner ! and you are very brave to save your mama & protect joey (:
xoxo,
Four Musketeers
Oh.. you're so brave there Tanner.. I'm sure your mom and Joey will feel so safe with you now
~ Bae
OMdoG.. those are nasty scratches! Hershey just gave our dad a long deep scratch last night as she was falling out of the bed (yup, she dug her claws into dad's arm) but his scratch is no where compared to the one Tanner gave your mom!
But uhhh.. gotto admit Tanner was very brave.
That must have been so scary! Your poor Mum. I'm glad you were all ok, other then some scratches.
Simba x
Tan Man,
I am not a BIT surprised that you would be a fierce warrior if only the mama would put you back down on the ground. That big black growling doggie has NO IDEA how lucky he really is. He is alive today because your mama KNEW what would happen, and kept holding you even though you were tearing her skin off her body!
Take a load off, good soldier. You've earned it!
Goober love & admiration,
Stanley
Oo, she probably appreciated the scratches!
You sure are brave. But maybe your nails are too long. I get excited too when I want to attack big doggies. I'm in therapy at the doggie park.
Deefor
Whew! We are so happy that everyone is okay and came away unharmed with only minor scratches! What a brave boy you are, Joey! Santa is smiling down on you!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
oops! Santa is smiling down on you too, Tanner! You are both very brave boys!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Sure, Tanner, you are so brave when you have momma protecting you. You're lucky you are portable.
Slobbers,
Mango
Tan Torkelson,
You are also lucky that this incident happened on a Tanner Tuesday! I imagine Joey may have a whole different perspective on this incident.
But I agree, big black dogs that come out of the darkness at night are scary and deserving of our fiercest barks. Not that I'm racial profiling, but they just are scary!
Your pal,
Petey
oh my, I hope your Mama's scratches get better real soon.
What a fright you all must have got!
You certainly did your duty!
Tanner The Super Hero!
You look so angelic under the Christmas Tree!!
oh! be careful out there. next time call us for back up!
Bowing, bowing, bowing to the protection king.
wow, wow, wags from the whippets
Ouch! That mean old dog did a number on your mom!
Thank goodness she had YOU to protect her from further damage!
Hi, Tanner...
You are a hero!!! I'm glad you protected your Mom & Joey...
I hope that guy keeps the big mean black dog on a leash from now on...
I think I would go back to walking by the school...You can always ride around in the car to see the Christmas Lights...
Abby xxxooo
Poor Mommy! My cat does that to me all the time but there's no doggy in sight as an excuse!
Are you sure you were trying to attack that big mean dog, or were you clinging to your mom for dear life?
Yeah, our Mom has gotten some scratch marks on her arms (and legs) too from our more excited moments!!
But how brave you were, Tanner, to try so hard to protect your mom and Joey!!!
We get very angry when dog owners "forget" to put a leash on their guys!!
Yay Tanner!!!
Jake and Just Harry
OWIE, OWIE, OWIE! Is your mom OK? Way to defend her and all, but OWIE!
Play bows,
Zim
PS: Don't get our mom started on off-leash dogs! Grrr!
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