Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, September 13, 2008

We are HOME!

We are home and just in time for something very important...

Nice Aunt Patty made us this GREAT Yankees blanket. Too bad the Yankees totally blew it this year...

But I don't have time to be sad about that because...

It is football season and tomorrow MY Steelers play the WORST team in the WHOLE world...

We have a long season ahead of us but tomorrow is important because they play the CLEVELAND BROWNS. THE Steelers biggest rivalry and the biggest jerks in football!!!

Remember Tanner, you do NOT live in Ohio anymore so you are NOT a Browns fan...Got it Dude???

Argh, Tanner needs to get OVER the browns. Aunt Patty made him this blanket that is Steelers on one side and the horrible stupid Browns on the other!

Anyway, if any of you want to see how the parents looked when they DITCHED us for that wedding, here ya go...I think Dad is making some Doofus faces!!

We are slowly catching up on blogs...

28 Stains:

Blogger Peanut said...

Glad you are back. Does Tanner get the doofism from your dad?

5:36 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...


Yep Dad and Doofus - both start with the same letter!!

Welkhome bakhk Handsome Joey!!!

Thanks fur the khool Perry Como story about Doofus's Dad!!!!

PeeEssWoo: Go Iggles - they play the Doofy Khowgirls on Monday!

5:47 PM  
Blogger COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Hey Joey and Tanner. I finally wrestled the computer away from our mother and am visiting blogs again. Your parents look quite nice all dressed up.

Joey, I think you better hide that Brown's blanket. Tell Tanner it is just like a bandaid, rip it off. It may hurt in the beginning, but he'll get over it!

6:29 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Good luck to the Steelers!
I wonder who was the first doofus at your house!
Kisses and hugs

6:34 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

YUP...It does look like Doofusism is genetic on your dad's side. But oh, your mom looks lovely.


7:12 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Sounds like the 'rents had fun...and those blankies look pawsome. So glad you are back!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

8:26 PM  
Blogger Princess Eva and Brice said...

We may be biased but we think the Vikings are the worst team in the world. But don't tell our Dad that we said that.

Princess Eva

8:27 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Glad you are back. Hope you had fun at your grandparents' house - even if your mom and dad abandoned you for a wedding.

8:45 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Oh we thought Cleveland rocks. We didn't know they were the worst team in the world...I guess we need to read up on American footy a bit more. We know nothing!!!

Your pinkies look very smart all dressed up.


10:21 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Joey and Tanner
I love all those blankets.youw aunt Patty is pawsome!!!!
The yankees don't desewve you as fans wight now..I hope youw Steelews do lots bettew!
and oh, youw pawents look sooo swellagant!!!!
Youw Mom is booooootiful, and youw da is vewy dappew, and they bof look like they''we a hoot!
I hope they had a gweat time.
smoochie kisses

10:25 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said... guys gotta lotta will never get cold in arizona...?????

10:28 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Your pawrents look great together! Your Daddy makes doofus faces just as good as Tanner! That blankie is really nice...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

11:25 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

You mom and dad are a very handsome couple!
Nice blankies! The Steeler side matches your corn shank, Tanner! This should tell you something! Good luck to your Steelers today, Joey!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

1:50 AM  
Blogger Petey said...

Hi fellas!

Wow, that one photo really scared me! It looked like a two-head six legged Boston terrier! (And I don't have to tell you which end had Tanner's head.)

Glad you guys are back. Our Granny hates the Browns too. It goes all the way back to when she lived in Cincinnati and was a Bengals fan. (Then she moved to Pittsburgh and wised up.)

Your mommy looks gorgeous in those photos. If Asta keeps up her yapping about costuming while I'm trying to rehearse scenes from the movie, I may replace her with your Mommy. How does she feel about wearing a fur bikini a la Rachel Welch in 100 Million Years BC?

Your pal,


3:59 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

Yep...Our Yankees really blew it this year...Almost time to put that blanket away...

Good luck to your Steelers...

I didn't know that you don't have squirrels in Arizona...I thought they were EVERYWHERE...I know they are all over my yard..

I have managed to chase them all to the back of the yard..Maybe, I'll chase some your way so you can hunt them, too...

Abby xxxooo

4:02 AM  
Blogger wally said...

That Aunt Patti is tricky with the 2-sided blanket. Enjoy the game today dudes! It is going to be a long year for the Seahawks, I think.

wally t.

6:10 AM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Thanks for the barkday wish, it meant a lot to me.
Your parents are a gorgeous couple, no wonder you two are so darling.
How thoughtful of your Aunt Patty made Tanner the reversable blanket that is Steelers on one side and the Browns on the other!
Tanner, you better go with the flow, forget the Browns for now.

6:46 AM  
Blogger Rockford said...

Nice blanket! I should have one of my own like that, but my blankets have dogs/cats and camo look. Nothing exciting like yours! -Rocky

7:00 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

Remind me never to tell you who Big Pupi is a fan of... (we're talking baseball here)... you may never come back to my blog! But either way, those fleece blankies look super comfy. I don't care what team is on them if I get some good snoozels in.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Doofus! from Turbo,Seabiscuit,Stumpy,Yoda,Fluffyand Bubba-Lynn

10:44 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...


You've got to be a little nicer to the Doofus, looks like it's hereditary and he comes by it honestly.

Your mama looks stylishly HOT, while your dad just looks like... a big DOOF! Sorry, but I had to say it.

Goober love & smooches,

11:43 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

I thought Tanner arrived as a Doofus, but it looks like he picked it up from your dad. They could be twins.

Give up on trying to explain football to the little dude. He's just way too confused to be understanding which team to root for (uh, that would be the Patriots and Red Sox, right?)


12:05 PM  
Blogger Molly and Taffy said...

Hello Joe.

Thanks for visiting our blog. We love your blankies.
Our hoomans have been to see the Yankees play many times, pity they did not do so well this year. Don't tell anybody but they really support the Padres!

Molly and Taffy

1:19 PM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

Welcome Home Guys!!

Those are great blankets! Your Dad reminds me of someone when he is pulling faces.. oh yeah..

Tanner! hehehe

Seriously though, they looked great! Your Mom is a hottie.. just don't tell your Dad I said that!

Real good to have you back guys, you were missed!

Ben xxxx

2:10 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

your parents looks great. Now I know do Tanner takes after.. hahahaha

Joey & Jack

6:33 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Your mom and dad look so beautiful and handsome. Whoa!!! Fancy!

That blanket is confusing... but it looks warm and soft and that's what counts.

wags from the whippets

8:20 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Welcome home! Ha roo, we love the pix of your parents!
Play bows,

12:58 PM  
Blogger The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

You sure have some nice sports stuff and great looking humans.


1:31 PM  

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